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Borat

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  • Borat Sagdiyev

  • 36 / Male
  • Kuzcek, Kuzcek, 3 mile north of fence to Jewtown., KZ
  • Last Login: 10/28/2009

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Interests

  • General

    My hobbies trampoline, table tennis, sitting on comfytobale chairs, disco dance and shoot dog. I also like look on picture of America things example swimmingpools. I like sex. I also like to speak on telephone - I have make over eighty conversation calls. One day I would like to eat a very big chocolate ... with a toffee, and have my name 'Borat' made with 'toffee'. I also like to start fires.

  • Music


    I am fan of Korki Butchek and popstar Billy Sexcrime. I like children’s song, ‘Throw The Jew Down The Well' - I sing this in US and A for my television. People they like very much.

    I like also song of C&C Music Manufacturing Plant 'Everybody Dancing Now'.


    C & C Music Manufacturing Plant - Anything Goes!

  • Movies

    My favourites movies is 'Pluto Nash'. 'Robot cop'. 'Womanman Doubtfire', 'Little Lord Fontelroy', 'Almaty Summer' starring Viktor Hotelier [he my goodfriend ladies!], and of course, Transsibirskiy Ekspress.

    Also 'The Bridges of Madison County' 'Titanic'. 'Geraid Mcguire'. 'Robinhood Prince of Thieves'. I also like watch porno.


    And you can buy MY moviefilm by make clicks here.

  • Television

    Detective 'Locust'. I like television - Dallas - in 5 week we will know who shot JR! I think it was Sue Helen. I report for Da Ali G shows. I also like popular show 'Gypsy Bingo' on Kazakhstan Television 2. My favorites telvisoin star is Jonny the Monkey he can ride motorcycle and smoke cigarettes!

  • Books

    Of course very much enjoy read my OWN book: "BORAT: Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan" (and also Minor Nation of US & A).

    But be warn that it have picturephoto of a monkey's khram on page 49... and why not? It is niice!

    You can buy this book at web sight name "Amazon", which is run by large warrior womans.

  • Heroes

    My heroes is Premier Nazharbayev, Hero john Wayne, American football hero OJ Simpsons, Evel Knevel and obviously 'Walter'.

    Also like new US&A Premiere Barracks O'Bama. This chocolate face Irish man is very impress to me.
    Here is videofilm Borat was in for US&A election (Nov 2008)

Blurbs

About me:

ENN newsy network say I did not retire when fired from "Da Ali G Show". Should Borat make another moviefilm..?
Please you will click video below to look on it. Then make visit to Youtube web sight to make nice commentings about Borat and rate it with *High-five*!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsJcw3clj44


Wa wa wee wa!


Just like plot of Liam Neilson moviefilm "Taken", a Jew has steal all my Myspaces Friends!


So please you will add you self as new friend to Borat, yas?


My name Borat. I from Kazakhstan. My hometown name Kuzcek. It near Almaty. Please you visit!!!


Age - for 23 harvests I have had hair on pubis.

Zodiac Sign - the Potato

Religion: I follow the Hawk

Sexual Orientation: I am not loolee loolee

Body Type: 2 arms, 2 legs, 112 teeth and chram thick like tube of Pringles

Family - I single - my wife is dead (I did not kill her).

I have 3 sons [Bilak [12], Biram [12], Hooeylewis [13]] and I have 17 grandchildrens. Hooeylewis is my most favourite son, Bilak is my least favourite son.


This Bilo son

Who I'd like to meet:


I want meet nice western girlies for chitchat and sexytime - preference lady with yellow hairs, with plough experience and little or no history of retardation in family. I would like to meet you and make romance inside you.

If you agree be my wife then you will come my country, I will give you television with remote control, a red dress, two strong shoes, I will love you and care for you, we will be as one... but if u cheat on me I will crush you!

Also I like meet nice men, as friend - no sexytime.

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