Contains bonus purchasing incentives, includings unseen footages from Borat moviefilm and romantics lovesong about my dead wife.
International super star - I Appears Personally for movie-film!!!
My name Borat. This is the Effel tower!
Me making speeches on Kazakhstan President Nursultan Nazarbayev's visit to U.S.and .A to meet with Presidents George W. Bush.
View on my bloggings for read my speech.
Make 'click' on picturs for Washington DC video films!!!
I am arrive for documentary in Torontos Canada 'Click' on picture for watching Toronto video film!
My hobbies trampoline, table tennis, sitting on comfytobale chairs, disco dance and shoot dog. I also like look on picture of America things example swimmingpools. I like sex. I also like to speak on telephone - I have make over eighty conversation calls. One day I would like to eat a very big chocolate ... with a toffee, and have my name 'Borat' made with 'toffee'. I also like to start fires.
I dress for exercisings my physique
Food and drink - My favourite foods is toffee. It my ambition one day to eat
a delicious hamborger!I am allergy to uncooked falcon.
Our capital Almaty now have toilet!
I like drink vodka and traditional Kazakh wine which make from fermented horse
urine. I smoke cigarettes made by Kazakh Ministry of Health. They is good
for you - it say so on the packet.
Do not be scare - this bear is actual dead! Kazakh taxiderms is best in world
Music
Music – I am fan of Korki Butchek and popstar Billy Sexcrime. I like
children’s song, ‘Throw The Jew Down The Well' - I sing this in US and A for my television. People they like very much.
I like also song of C&C Music Manufacturing Plant 'Everybody Dancing Now'.
C & C Music Manufacturing Plant - Anything Goes!
Movies
My favourites movies is 'Pluto Nash'. 'Robot cop'. 'Womanman Doubtfire', 'Little Lord Fontelroy', 'Almaty Summer' starring Viktor Hotelier [he my goodfriend ladies!], and of course, Transsibirskiy Ekspress.
Also 'The Bridges of Madison County' 'Titanic'. 'Geraid Mcguire'. 'Robinhood Prince of Thieves'. I also like watch porno.
Television
Detective 'Locust'. I like television - Dallas - in 5 week we will know who shot JR! I think it was Sue Helen. I report for Da Ali G shows. I also like popular show 'Gypsy Bingo' on Kazakhstan Television 2. My favorites telvisoin star is Jonny the Monkey he can ride motorcycle and smoke cigarettes!
Heroes
My heroes is Premier Nazharbayev, Herojohn Wayne, Boris Andreyev. Genghis Khan, Vidal Sasson, Makhambet Utemisov, Vsevolod Safanov, American football hero OJ Simpsons, Evel Knevel and superstar with muscular physique Jean Claude Van Dame and obviously 'Walter'.
My name Borat. I from Kazakhstan. My hometown name Kuzcek. It near Almaty - please you visit!!!
This is where I lives
Age - for 23 harvests I have had hair on pubis.
Zodiac Sign - the Potato
Religion: I follow the Hawk
Sexual Orientation: I am not loolee loolee
Body Type: 2 arms, 2 legs, 112 teeth and chram thick like tube of Pringles
Family - I single - my wife is dead (I did not kill her).
I have 3 sons [Bilak [12], Biram [12], Hooeylewis [13]] and I have 17 grandchildrens. Hooeylewis is my most favourite son, Bilak is my least favourite son.
This woman Bilak's wife. I do not know her name
I have brother. His name is Bilo. He once have a demon that live in his head
so we open his head and place a dry fish inside to eat the demon, but the
demon become angry and make Bilo a retard. He is sex crazy! All day long in his cage he look on porno!
This Bilo son Boltok
I have sister. She is #4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan!
Alcohol/Smoking - I enjoy drink alcohols and smokings cigarette. I like - why not?
Education - I have degree from Astana University in English and plague research. I make 3 new ones. One was release in Uzbekistan and kill over 50 thousands goat.
This my friend Azamat. He is a fat
My occupation make reportings for Kazakhstan Television. Previous I gypsy catcher and icemaker. I also have work as computer maintenance - I the one who paint it and remove dead birds from its pipes.
This is called a delicious apples
Who I'd like to meet:
I want meet nice western girlies for chitchat and sexytime - preference lady with yellow hairs, with plough experience and little or no history of retardation in family. I would like to meet you and make romance inside you.
If you agree be my wife then you will come my country, I will give you television with remote control, a red dress, two strong shoes, I will love you and care for you, we will be as one... but if u cheat on me I will crush you!
Also I like meet nice men, as friend - no sexytime.
my name is ethan... you have a good movie.... youre movie is so funny........ it just made me laugh through the whole movie..... so yeah it made me laugh so much
Ej Borat sorry I forget say THANKYOU for add me and I forget say I like you you a great man and comedian!!! So now I say THANKYOU BORAT FOR ADD ME AND I LIKE YOU YOU A GREAT MAN AND COMEDIAN!!!
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