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The Border, CALIFORNIA
United States



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Status:Single
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Orientation:Not Sure
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Education:High school
Occupation:Protecting America's Border



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BORDER PATROL is a Comedy Central web series created by Ben McMillan & Josh Greenbaum and stars David Rogers as RICK HAYES, Tom Lenk as WANDELL GEUBLER, and Michael Trotter as CHASE HOTHOUSE.


Check out our episodes in FULL SCREEN at www.BORDERPATROLTHESHOW.com



Border Patrol: Drogas
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Episode 5 of Border Patrol. The second to last episode, and the only one where the guys drop trou and go rabbit hunting...



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"ANGRY AMERICAN"





Jul 28 2008 4:19 PM

thanks
Rick





Jul 28 2008 11:42 AM

season finale is excellent, lemme know when the next one is!
Nick [Μολών Λaβέ]





Jul 25 2008 6:20 AM

Annually, 75 % of all illegal drugs arrive from Mexico at a cost of $120 billion. In addition, our tax dollars pay $80 billion for the War on Drugs each year.





When an alien criminal gets caught for rape, murder or drug distribution, you pay $1.6 billion annually in prison costs to house, feed and clothe those filling 30% of our federal and state prisons.





Over 300,000 pregnant illegal alien women arrive annually and give birth on U.S. soil. The average cost annually per child is $7,161.00 for K-12, according to the Center for Immigration Studies. You pay in excess of $109 billion annually per cycle of anchor babies.





Illegal alien drunk drivers kill 13 people a day in America. (4,745 per year.



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Illegal aliens murder 12 Americans every day. (4,380 per year.



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8 American children are sexually abused by illegal aliens every day. (2,920 per year.) Illegals are 19 times more likely than citezens to be members of youth gangs.

IN CONCLUSION! get'm hothouse!
Dan





Jun 24 2007 1:04 AM

Great video, I love the part at the end when they trade hats just like a world cup soccer game. All dirty and sweaty.
Your Old Friend Adam





Apr 19 2007 4:35 AM



insert joke here.
['' t tom '']





Jan 9 2007 5:47 AM

HAY if I lived there I would be doing the same thing P.S. that video is so kool
xoxo MeG mAc xoxo





Dec 17 2006 5:20 AM

Hey dudz...luv border patrol.....rock on dudz
Alex





Nov 27 2006 5:44 PM

catch any illegals yet?
Alex





Nov 27 2006 5:44 PM

catch any illegals yet?
Border Patrol





Nov 1 2006 7:45 PM

Loved your vids! Awesome! You and us, we're the same... but a little different! We shot 4 episodes about the Canadian, American border. Keep in touch cause ya never know, maybe a cross over episode...
W3HTTAM





Oct 11 2006 1:53 AM

You will never catch me!
ANDREA





Aug 28 2006 6:42 PM

HOW GOES THE BATTLE BROS.?
Carianne Barbeqiue





Aug 15 2006 9:42 AM

words can't express how secure I feel knowing there are men like you out there on our borders
Katie





Aug 11 2006 10:12 PM

This video is hilarious. I especially love the moment when the cross-cultural bonding took place. I almost cried during that part.

I also think it was rude to go off and eat and leave Tom to behind, and then tell him *not* to eat the chips.

I'm so glad he ate the chips.
ANDREA





Aug 10 2006 3:45 PM

hELP..MY HOUSEKEEPER GUADALUPE HAS XCAPED, PLEASE BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A BROWN SKINED WOMAN HEADIN WEST WITH MY BABY AND MY CREDIT CARD IN HER PURSE.......LOLOLOL
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