Barking like shit, dragging people around who take me for a walk, opening doors with my mouth, flipping out when it rains, making people cry with my horrible dog breath and farts.
Television
The Surreal Life
Heroes
I guess I should probably put "Benji" here or something lame like that, but I'm gonna go with Nelson Mandela.
About me: I am Lucky, the 3-legged dog. I am a TV star, you may have seen me on the Surreal Life, season 5. I was the only person who didn't get on that show by being a failure.
Thanks for barking all night (and morning) while trying to eat your way through my bedroom door. Also, way to track mud all over the freshly cleaned floor. And the way you almost pulled me into traffic today when I tried to walk you to the groomer...top notch.
I'm glad we had a little chat the other day and you let me take you for a walk. You seemed in good spirits...which was great! I hope you took what we talked about seriously cause there would be a lot of sad humans if anything were to happen to you. Eat more chicken!
Your father failed to tell me about your sickness until yesterday.... Don't make me cry Lucky Dog! You ain't going nowhere! Who's going to keep me standing next to a freakin' tree for hours?
lucky, i don't know what your roomie, eric, has been teaching you about this "getting sick" thing, but it's not cool! i hope you get well soon, as i miss your heavy panting phone calls in the middle of the night.
