SM

About me:

Hi. Well, I hit the big 3-0 finally and goddamn do I feel old. I write a bunch of different stuff for a living. I used to love to write but now I sort of find it boring. What else, what else? I can find a fart joke interesting for about 2 hours, I constantly make fart noises when someone bends over or an old person walks by, I like to turn the lights off on people in public places when they take a dump, I break or re-arrange things and if I have your number it's probably been posted on a bathroom wall somewhere. I studied rhetoric and gender/queer theory and thought I would teach that but am not so sure now. I work a lot and don't get to spend much time on here, but wish I could. I've been in a relationship for a decade, have lots of tattoos (well not lots but lots concentrated in the arm area) and have tried to become involved in slow living without becoming a freak, hippie or lesbian.