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Graham Borgfjord
Graham Borgfjord Living on borrowed time and borrowed money, its all gone to hell, but I've still got the funny.

Male
28 years old
Toronto, Ontario
Canada



Last Login: 10/11/2009
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Generalcomedy, stand up, sketch, writing, bill hicks, michael o'donoghue, jon stewart, stephen colbert, lewis black, bob newhart, david cross, mike wilmot, hockey,winnipeg jets, nashville predators, molson standard, cooking, baking, arrested development
Musicafghan whigs, fishbone, action makes, basehead, elvis costello, mudhoney, fishbone, public enemy, iron maiden, leonard cohen, neil young, rhcp, tom petty, beastie boys, & LOVERBOY!
Moviesferris bueller's day off, slap shot, duck soup, roxanne, the aristocrats, comedian, tango & cash, scrooged, planes trains and automobiles, it's all gone pete tong
Televisiontrailer park boys, arrested development, kids in the hall, daily show, colbert report, simpsons, dead like me, weeds, mary tyler moore, newsradio
HeroesGlenn "Chico" Resch
Groups: Former WinnipeggersWOMEN WHO WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH COMEDIANS AND THE COMEDIANS WHO LOVE THEMJon Stewart for PresidentStand-up Comics and Comedy FansNYC Underground Comedy FestThe Not Yet Show Fan ClubThe Colbert RéportStand-Up Comedy

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     Graham Borgfjord's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Winnipeg, MB
Body type:5' 10" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:comic

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   Graham Borgfjord's Blurbs
About me:
Stand up comic trying to balance a complete lack of self esteem with a super-inflated ego.


You're The Catcher in the Rye!
by J.D. Salinger
You are surrounded by phonies, and boy are you sick of them! In an ongoing struggle to search for a land without phonies, you end up running away from everything, from school to consequences. In this process, you reveal that many people in your life have suffered torments and all you really want to do is catch them as they fall. Perhaps using a baseball mitt. Your biggest fans are infamous psychotics.
Take the Book Quiz at the Blue Pyramid.


You're Bhutan!
With the body of a gnat and the mind of a dragon, you are a bundle of energy.  You enjoy mountain-climbing, rock-climbing, stair-climbing, pretty much any kind of climbing you can manage.  This has lifted you into the clouds in more than one way, helping you achieve some inner peace above the fray of madness all around you.  People would seek you out for advice if they could ever find you.
Take the Country Quiz at the Blue Pyramid

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Who I'd like to meet:
humans

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Graham Borgfjord has 747 friends.
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 HipLikeJunk 


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King Clancy

King Clancy



Feb 13 2009 6:05 AM

A long time ago a man with big feet stepped on a rat and he felt kind of bad, cause he could not eat the rat, cause it was dirty and smelly like his foot which had also stepped in poo that day, and you can be sick by eating poo. So god a rabid dyslexic dog heard the mans wows and turned the rat into a penis... then all men had penises... and so Valentines day was born... come learn the true meaning of this day as King Clancy sings the word and great works of the great and wonderus dog... (or god if your dyslexic) hear the lament and look in awe as the king delivers furious thunder to your rats... learn the true meaning of Valentines day in your pants...KING CLANCY PLAYS THE HORSESHOE 9 30 pm SATURDAY FEB 14... RSVP TO GET IN FREE
Mad Habit

Mad Habit



Dec 27 2008 7:21 PM

Hi Graham, Happy Ho ho & that shit.

We're trying to get prettier, for instance if I can get Jer to grow his 'stache we can rename him "The Mexicutioner"!

Thanks a bunch for checking us out, I hope we can hook up soon dude.

Run With The Kittens

Run With The Kittens



Dec 11 2008 12:46 AM

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Dec 9 2008 2:16 PM

Hey My friend!!!
How's it going?? It's been a while since we were in touch!! I thought I would not be a stranger and drop some lines!!!
what's up??
Did you get that new car you wanted??!!.... You know the Ferrari ?? lol....Oh no!! That's our guitarist Sef ….he thinks that the best ones are only found in stables..lol so he's gone shopping...lol!!

Enough said...lol.. other than our craziness....we just launched a new album and, we're back in the studio...
Everything is great so far...
What about you??? I am sure that everything is crazy and busy!!??
Give me some news!! I care and I just can't wait to hear what's going on for you!!
See you soon!!
-jeff

ps: I'm not sure if I told you but, our last album was released in June...don't hesitate to get your hand on it..(just click on the banner)....You'll be blown away!!

YFE
Run With The Kittens

Run With The Kittens



Sep 9 2008 5:54 PM

CD release party, this Friday at the Horseshoe! fun fo' sho'

HipLikeJunk

HipLikeJunk



Sep 8 2008 5:51 AM

Hey kid...

How are you?
Comedian Gilson Lubin

gilson lubin



Jun 6 2008 12:39 AM

how you doing GB? and how's the new location?

gil
KBeckercomedy

KBeckercomedy



Apr 18 2008 12:50 AM

its been too long.
The Chuck

Chuck Maloney



Apr 5 2008 7:18 PM

Lauren

Lauren



Jan 17 2008 7:18 AM

Hey I found this site where they do some kind of spe....cial search to find out who is your c....rush is on you cell phone. I don't know h....w they did it but it works. Try it by clicking here
Guy Earle

Guy Earle



Jan 16 2008 6:42 PM

Happy Blorgenflorg Day buddy!
hope you had a great b-day show last night...
sorry I couldn't make it... obsessed right now...
see you next week.
Zeener
Guy Earle

Guy Earle



Nov 24 2007 4:41 AM

dude...
we own dave and chuck...

you rock man
let's do this THIS SUNDAY!!!

G out

ps: spark it up
KBeckercomedy

KBeckercomedy



Nov 14 2007 6:58 PM

you know Laura Prosko? she's coming soon...
Stacy

Stacy Stadnik



Nov 14 2007 3:49 AM

i found kanye west moms profile

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile=37jh8783
KBeckercomedy

KBeckercomedy



Nov 13 2007 8:16 PM

missin' you... i wanna hang out soon...lets make that happen!
MTB Productions

MTB Productions



Oct 23 2007 6:58 PM

damn i'm so hyped! you catch those deals ppl are shootin to each other? really i figured it was a hoax..., but i tried one last week, a free card for $500 you can use at Macys, and surprisingly it did work i can't believe it. you should go here and get one too, you see...?

Proposterous (now on itunes)

Proposterous (now on itunes)



Oct 12 2007 4:44 PM

yoski, come rock out with your favourite rave rock donkeys. byob, no joke. 9 till 10 live in the studio so come be a part of the audience. interview around 8. stay fresh!
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Linda Ellis

Linda Ellis



Sep 5 2007 12:14 AM

borg no report on how the show went? what gives? fill me in biatch!!
ps i miss you.
Toronto Pot Comedy

Toronto Pot Comedy



Aug 29 2007 11:04 PM

Mathew Winkler LIVE@VAPOR CENTRAL
Live acoustic performance One Night Only!!!

Friday, September 14, 2007 at 8:30pm
$5 tickets
Vapor Central
667 Yonge St
Toronto, ON
416.923.3669

Live acoustic performance at Vapor Central
come around 8pm show starts at 9pm
Mathew Winkler will have copies of his latest CD available at the show!
Come check out the show and Get High with the Hash Mob!!!

www.myspace.com/matthewwinkler
Proposterous (now on itunes)

Proposterous (now on itunes)



Aug 8 2007 3:30 PM

Hey Borgo, When you're done crushing small villages beneath your gargantuan, reptilian feet, bring your energy beam-breathing self to Reverb on Sunday. We're palying at 10pm and there's a $5 guestlist. I already put you on it 'cause I know you owe me $5 from the last time I massaged a corn out of your heel. Come get silly!
DYKES OF HAZARD COMEDY TOUR

DYKES OF HAZARD COMEDY TOUR



Jul 8 2007 3:03 PM

hubby...
coming up today, leaving about 1 ish, I'll call you when we get there?
KBeckercomedy

KBeckercomedy



Jul 7 2007 8:53 PM

ellis sent me a comment saying sunday...uh oh..anyway I can verify that? I cant get ahold of linda
KBeckercomedy

KBeckercomedy



Jul 7 2007 8:23 PM

whats up hubby? coming to retrieve my hat and play clandestiny's Sunday night for joey's Birthday show...
you around?
PS. Colonel, in the pride video...priceless. and good job getting next to the boobies
xoxo
wifey
Jared Sales

Jared Sales



Jun 19 2007 8:33 AM

this show is going to be awesome

Canker
Third Anniversary Party
Friday, June 22
Unit 102 Theatre/46 Noble St.
Doors at 9pm/Show at 10pm
$5 - BYOB!
+ Stick around for the aftershow party!

Music by:
Gravity Wave (plus premiere of new Jared Sales directed video for Gravity Wave's song "Footprints")


Comedy by:
The Gurg
The Polecats
Holly and Inessa
Michael Balazo
and Levi MacDougall

Hosted by Jared Sales and Daryn McIntyre!
kay

kay



Jun 19 2007 4:08 AM

awh. graham borggeorge. i missed you too. i heard about your hypnosis. ican't wait to hear the show!
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