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Abbot Abaddon, aborted and abandoned in the alley. Grew up eating other aborted babies that were left behind to rot. Now has a limited taste palette and enjoys delicacies such as maggots and rats. Extracurircular activities include terrestrial sabotage, mindless violence and chutes and ladders. Sold his soul to the devil for the powers of musical genious. Abaddon slit the devil's throat while he was brushing his teeth, stole his soul back, and took the name of Abbot Abaddon.
Favorite Quote: Deus ex abortus. God is a dead fetus.
Phil in the Blank, aborted in ______, born again and raised by ____ in _____. He was a bastard child that lived with his crack addict father, until Phil in the Blank's father shot himself in the _____. Hated by all, loved by none.
Phil in the Blank later fled to the dumpster behind a Planned Parenthood, where he lived for many _____, until it was bombed by a God Warrior, destroying Him, the dumpster, and Planned Parenthood. Phil in the Blank was the only known survivor of the vengeful smiting and was born once again from the ashes with the super power to raise abortions from the dead with the goal to create an army.
Favorite Quote: _________
Phil in the Blank and Abbot Abaddon accidentally bumped into each other while masturbating to a Catholic priest raping a choir boy, and splooged all over each other, on purpose. The sounds the boy and the priest were making together were beautifully musical. They realized with their powers they could create a new Church of PUNKTRON Altdigi, and thus Born Again Abortion was vacuumed from the womb of Santa Claus
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