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BORTS MINORTS

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Member Since12/18/2005
Band MembersCURRENT NYC LINE UP!!!-

Borts Minorts - Vocals, Trombone, Stumptar, 1 String Stand Up Snow Ski Bass, Slide whistle (the poor mans theremin)

Ball Ball Minorts (my sister) - Analog Synthesizers

Skin Jones - Dancer

Bonestein - Dancer

Rainbow Sprinkles - Bubbles and love


SAN FRANCISCO ALL STARS

Rhonda - Dancer

Punope - Dancer

Helen Beard - Dancer

Mr. Meezy - Dancer

Chad aka Sir Schlitz Alot - Theremin, Xylophone, Melodica, Bendy, Slide Whistle, Slide Trumpet, Egg

Doctor Doctor - Support, Strength, CD player pause button, audience relations

Dr. Ralph Carney - strange horns


CHICAGO/MIDWEST CHAPTER

Dinah - Dancer

LOS ANGELES CHAPTER

Melting Razor - Flute, Hard Stares, Opera

PORTUGUESE SISTER OF SPACE

Blue Bobby - sweet croons and bird chirps from space

InfluencesLeigh Bowery, Michael Clark, Bill Shakespeare, The Ballet Russe De Monte Carlo, Telletubbies, Salvador Dali, Klaus Nomi, Sylvie Guillem, Doug Henning, The Cockettes, Felix the Cat, Tiny Tim, ZAPPA, 3 Day Stubble, Magma, Shostakovich, Zoviet France, punk rock modern dancers

Sounds Likeinsanity


OBERON V TITANIA VIDEO


LOOKING GOOD, FEELING STRONG VIDEO


37,000 YEARS OLD VIDEO


NETWORKER VIDEO!


HUMAN ERROR MUSIC VIDEO!


IIT'S NOT MY FAULT VIDEO!

Record LabelGeffen Records
Type of LabelMajor


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Oct 31 2009 9:00P
The Living Room New York, New York

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Press!


"Headliners Borts Minorts defy simple description. See, there's this guy in a hooded white unitard and a headset mic who sings and flails and contorts — he might be an alien or an android, but it's doubtful anything but an actual human would be able to bring such pure and bizarre joy to the stage. Equally enthusiastic are the Borts backup dancers, who flaunt leotards and fishnets (and the occasional pair of lederhosen), and whose energetic choreography demonstrates limber limbs and an admirable appreciation of jazz hands. Borts's music is similarly befuddling, in the best possible way — a combination of samples, keyboards, horns, drums, theremin, slide whistles, a single-stringed bass made out of a snow ski, and god knows what else, but I guarantee you'll not see anything as sense-assaultingly entertaining this leap year, or any other year." - CHERYL EDDY
S.F. BAY GUARDIAN PICK OF THE WEEK


"Clad head to toe in a white spandex unitard, Borts Minorts performs spastic interpetive dance moves to mutant techno disco backing tracks. So as to not impede his onstage contortions, he wears a wireless headset mic through which he sings insanely processed vocals. Meanwhile 2 foxy backup dancers provide synchronized dance moves. Elsewhere on stage you might find a flute player, a theremin manipulator or a full time bubble blower. The Minorts experience has been compared to everything from Devo to fitness guru Richard Simmons, which gives some idea of the absurdity of it all. Check out Minorts "Dance Contestant" video on YouTube sometime. It's a jaw dropper."
S.F. WEEKLY NOMINATION FOR BEST IN EXPERIMENTAL MUSIC


"Bay Area bizarros Borts Minorts to do their thing, which is quite unlike anyone else's thing but perhaps most akin to Hanakengo, a dynamic Japanese duo of costume designers with synchronized dance moves. Clad head to toe in hooded white spandex bodysuits, the turbo-powered, rubber-coated Borts Minorts leap, bound, twist, and squeal to a skewed synth pop soundtrack. Throw gleeful backup dancers and a grim-faced flutist into the mix, and you get bewildered audiences all the way to Tucson, Ariz., wondering, "What on earth is this?" What it is might be hard to explain, but, no doubt, it's worth the price of admission alone.
SF BAY GUARDIAN Pick of the week!"


"We here at the calendar section strive to bring you the very best in short descriptions of fabulous upcoming events. But some times an act comes along that stretches our brand of reductive, chity chatty preview to the limit: Borts Minorts is one such thing."
Hiya Swanhuyser - S.F. WEEKLY Pick of the week


"Borts minorts will totally change the way you think about a rock show. His incredible infectious energy and undeniably unique presentation re-invigorates and satirizes himself and the format in one fell swoop. Challenging the audience to become part of the experience is just one aspect of this performers mission, and the dancers have the uncanny ability to actually make modern dance moves seem unpretentious and fun. If there is any sense of humor left in your jaded hipster soul you will come away from this show entertained and rocked."
SonicLiving.com

"If Salvador Dali had done music he would have paled in comparison to the truly eclectic Borts Minorts. One part performance art, one part manic techno musical extravaganza, all around fantastically mesmerizing. In his trademark unitard, and flanked by his accompanying backup dancers, Borts manages to blend more action into 45 minutes than a full week at the circus. Borts Minorts is Cirque du Soleil on acid, no chaser."
Mike and Jenny Cash - SF WEEKLY


San Francisco’s performance artist/interpretive club-dancing troupe Borts Minorts made quick in lighting up the crowd with their blend of a high school drama production-on-acid as imagined by the creators of Night at the Roxbury. If you have yet to catch wind of this act, it’s a must see — laughter-induced wrenching of the stomach is likely.
Joseph Hayes - THEBAYBRIDGED.com


Borts Minorts! From San Francisco, California! A deranged performance/dance ensemble led by a monobrowed spastic encased in a white hooded unitard. Ridiculous dance moves are enacted on stage with a duo of pretty ladies like a low-budget Xanadu as Mr. Borts Minorts whoops and hollers through a barrage of frenetic cut and paste disco songs. Think Leigh Bowery choreographed by Richard Simmons.
Fatty Jubbo - DJ - WFMU CHICAGO - cakeandpolka.blogspot.com


Borts Minorts - Oh my goodness, words cannot express how weird and wonderful this band is, and how happy they make me. Come and join the bizarre magic. You will be perplexed and amazed.
Neil Martinson - S.F. DJ Extraordinaire and promoter of the best night of music in S.F. - SMILE @ The Knockout


"Tucsonans will be talking about Borts Minorts for quite some time. His set was at times eerie, but always mystifying. His stage presence is phenomenal and he manages to captivate audiences with the fluidity of his music and his very oddity. Just watching him onstage managed to draw me in until I almost felt like a participant in his onstage antics."
Danielle Sottosanti - Arizona Night buzz.com


"Borts Minorts; twisted music to start a cult to"
Tucson Weekly

"Borts Minorts act is so European it hurts. But it hurts so good. Dressed in some sort of bizarre body stocking, he writhed, thrusted, shuddered, flailed, high-kicked, jumped and generally spazzed out all over the place, adding vocals to his own pre-recorded, art-damaged spazz techno"
Adrienne Lake - Arizona Night Buzz.com - Subcultcha


"Feels like watching Butoh on acid. Borts Minorts is endless in relation to Dadaism and Surrealist theatre. If you were to take all the elements of tacky pop culture, socially relevant criticism, stand-up comedy (again think David Cross and Andy Kaufman’s love child), experimental insanity, and scientific, intellectual observations, you’d have Borts Minorts. "
Lana Alattera - The California Herald


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Bones at the Bottom of the Barrel

Bones at the Bottom of the Barrel



Oct 24 2009 3:48 PM

with those outfits I seriously think you should come and play with us in England! x
Kwisþ

Kwisþ



Oct 13 2009 12:18 AM

Dickie Peterson RIP






Marijane Miracle

Marijane Miracle



Oct 9 2009 8:37 PM


We Are Change

We Are Change



Oct 8 2009 1:34 AM

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Read Charlie Sheen's "Twenty Minutes with the President":


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Old house playground

Old house playground



Oct 2 2009 1:32 PM

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reservoirfilms

Reservoir Films



Sep 29 2009 11:21 AM

Borts Minorts!
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Reservoir Films



Sep 28 2009 8:25 PM


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Gravity Pirates

Gravity Pirates



Sep 28 2009 7:29 AM

..
Gravity Pirates - This Way To The Cargo Cult.
Produced by Lobby Loyde.
Introduced by Suzanne Dowling on Rock Arena.
J*A*N*G

J*A*N*G



Sep 25 2009 7:07 AM

You guys are so cool. When will you be in Sacramento?
own this below if you believe in magic!
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NEON NAVAJO

NEON NAVAJO



Sep 24 2009 12:45 AM

XOXO

-NN

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alexander de large

alexander de large



Sep 20 2009 2:38 PM


NEW 2009 ISSUE FOR  Lepers Produtcions
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Luke Lukas is back with  an album full of that gleeful gloom that made us love him at first sight. His trustworthy 4-tracks and him go their separate ways so he's now presenting 12 perfectly arranged folk songs to us. Luke reveals himself as a kind soul, but like the western movies taught us, a dreadful killer always hides under every placid looking Texan.
 "Leaving his strongly lo-fi sound that impressed us the first time, he treasures the recipe, packing in this new plain, delightful work a caring love for vocals, which are worthy of Neutral Milk hotel, with a touch of Chordettes feel." Daniele Dileo - Lab Magazine

NEUROTIC MASS MOVEMENT

NEUROTIC MASS MOVEMENT



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Diamonde RaSidhe .

Diamonde RaSidhe



Sep 18 2009 11:39 AM

Ace Leb Rat iion with the Rampaniiconiicals and the Cauldrones of Light , starring the Fabulous Furriies Fiive & me Dawg Springer .. Adieu .. Layer On >>>1377<<..



Big love & humble,bumble,berries,bramble niice to co connect, great times ahead, light plus sound equates Beauty ,)
Colyn

Colyn



Sep 17 2009 2:32 PM

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STR8 SOUNDS Ego Evaporations

STR8 SOUNDS Ego Evaporations



Sep 14 2009 6:31 PM

Am working on a techno remix album. Is there a song by you  that I can be authorized to do a dance mix (clean) of? See Live Music Peoria for recent examples of my Str8 Techno Mix tunes for local bands (Tina Sparkle, Freudian Press, Tyson &  the Friction, The Skabs). I'll need a link to a hosted online mp3 or wav file. Thanks. http://livemusicpeoria.org/
Scarlatti Goes Electro

Scarlatti Goes Electro



Sep 12 2009 2:43 PM

Ach ! We have a new sonata ! K455 for your sister ! Tchuss
¡ Duflan Duflan !

¡ Duflan Duflan !



Sep 7 2009 6:56 PM

Hey ! thanks a lot !!!!!
Your project and visual look great.
I'm currently listening to it.
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The Zoopy Show

The Zoopy Show



Sep 7 2009 1:21 AM

Borts for Emperor Of Humanity!!!!
The Gomorran Social Aid & Pleasure Club

The Gomorran Social Aid & Pleasure Club



Sep 5 2009 7:44 PM

I hear rumors of Borts coming west. That would be awesome. Hope you enjoy this:

Things that happen on Wood St. when you're not looking.


PS: Gomorrans tonight at the Make Out Room - 7:30
Party Party

The Zoopy Show

The Zoopy Show



Sep 1 2009 6:42 PM

BORTS RULES EVERYTHING!!! Gittin our mornin fix of trippy nonsense so weez stopped by ur page! Hope all is shiney and splendid!
xoxoxo
-Monsterz and ZGirlz
Dr.

Dr.



Aug 27 2009 2:15 PM

my positronic brain recalls how enlightening the times must have been. great times and hold steady my friend, your sonic mayhem is totally appreciated and loved.
Brad Brooks

Brad Brooks



Aug 27 2009 4:18 AM

I still like ______!
SERPENTINA SATELITE

SERPENTINA SATELITE



Aug 25 2009 2:12 PM

HEY BRO! GLAD YOU ENJOYED THE SOUNDS!! SEE YOU SOON
Wild World

Wild World



Aug 17 2009 4:16 PM

gad domn it! i love lov love love loev loev loev loev this soooo much! holy sheeeeet! i cant wait until wild world gets performances together so we can book abillion shows together and make an amazing party party party!
Bernardo Devlin

Bernardo Devlin



Aug 14 2009 8:53 PM

OK! You're forgiven.

How are you doing? Hope all's well.
It's been a busy time for me. Never a direct line.
Hope we can meet soon.

Best. b.
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