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BORTS MINORTS

2x Nominated Best Experimental Music - SF WEEKLY



New York, New York
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Member Since12/18/2005
Band MembersCURRENT NYC LINE UP!!!-

Borts Minorts - Vocals, Trombone, Stumptar, 1 String Stand Up Snow Ski Bass, Slide whistle (the poor mans theremin)

Ball Ball Minorts (my sister) - Analog Synthesizers

Skin Jones - Dancer

Bonestein - Dancer

Rainbow Sprinkles - Bubbles and love


SAN FRANCISCO ALL STARS

Rhonda - Dancer

Punope - Dancer

Helen Beard - Dancer

Mr. Meezy - Dancer

Chad aka Sir Schlitz Alot - Theremin, Xylophone, Melodica, Bendy, Slide Whistle, Slide Trumpet, Egg

Doctor Doctor - Support, Strength, CD player pause button, audience relations

Dr. Ralph Carney - strange horns


CHICAGO/MIDWEST CHAPTER

Dinah - Dancer

LOS ANGELES CHAPTER

Melting Razor - Flute, Hard Stares, Opera

PORTUGUESE SISTER OF SPACE

Blue Bobby - sweet croons and bird chirps from space

InfluencesLeigh Bowery, Michael Clark, Bill Shakespeare, The Ballet Russe De Monte Carlo, Telletubbies, Salvador Dali, Klaus Nomi, Sylvie Guillem, Doug Henning, The Cockettes, Felix the Cat, Tiny Tim, ZAPPA, 3 Day Stubble, Magma, Shostakovich, Zoviet France, punk rock modern dancers

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OBERON V TITANIA VIDEO


LOOKING GOOD, FEELING STRONG VIDEO


37,000 YEARS OLD VIDEO


NETWORKER VIDEO!


HUMAN ERROR MUSIC VIDEO!


IIT'S NOT MY FAULT VIDEO!

Record LabelGeffen Records
Type of LabelMajor


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Press!


"Headliners Borts Minorts defy simple description. See, there's this guy in a hooded white unitard and a headset mic who sings and flails and contorts — he might be an alien or an android, but it's doubtful anything but an actual human would be able to bring such pure and bizarre joy to the stage. Equally enthusiastic are the Borts backup dancers, who flaunt leotards and fishnets (and the occasional pair of lederhosen), and whose energetic choreography demonstrates limber limbs and an admirable appreciation of jazz hands. Borts's music is similarly befuddling, in the best possible way — a combination of samples, keyboards, horns, drums, theremin, slide whistles, a single-stringed bass made out of a snow ski, and god knows what else, but I guarantee you'll not see anything as sense-assaultingly entertaining this leap year, or any other year." - CHERYL EDDY
S.F. BAY GUARDIAN PICK OF THE WEEK


"Clad head to toe in a white spandex unitard, Borts Minorts performs spastic interpetive dance moves to mutant techno disco backing tracks. So as to not impede his onstage contortions, he wears a wireless headset mic through which he sings insanely processed vocals. Meanwhile 2 foxy backup dancers provide synchronized dance moves. Elsewhere on stage you might find a flute player, a theremin manipulator or a full time bubble blower. The Minorts experience has been compared to everything from Devo to fitness guru Richard Simmons, which gives some idea of the absurdity of it all. Check out Minorts "Dance Contestant" video on YouTube sometime. It's a jaw dropper."
S.F. WEEKLY NOMINATION FOR BEST IN EXPERIMENTAL MUSIC


"Bay Area bizarros Borts Minorts to do their thing, which is quite unlike anyone else's thing but perhaps most akin to Hanakengo, a dynamic Japanese duo of costume designers with synchronized dance moves. Clad head to toe in hooded white spandex bodysuits, the turbo-powered, rubber-coated Borts Minorts leap, bound, twist, and squeal to a skewed synth pop soundtrack. Throw gleeful backup dancers and a grim-faced flutist into the mix, and you get bewildered audiences all the way to Tucson, Ariz., wondering, "What on earth is this?" What it is might be hard to explain, but, no doubt, it's worth the price of admission alone.
SF BAY GUARDIAN Pick of the week!"


"We here at the calendar section strive to bring you the very best in short descriptions of fabulous upcoming events. But some times an act comes along that stretches our brand of reductive, chity chatty preview to the limit: Borts Minorts is one such thing."
Hiya Swanhuyser - S.F. WEEKLY Pick of the week


"Borts minorts will totally change the way you think about a rock show. His incredible infectious energy and undeniably unique presentation re-invigorates and satirizes himself and the format in one fell swoop. Challenging the audience to become part of the experience is just one aspect of this performers mission, and the dancers have the uncanny ability to actually make modern dance moves seem unpretentious and fun. If there is any sense of humor left in your jaded hipster soul you will come away from this show entertained and rocked."
SonicLiving.com

"If Salvador Dali had done music he would have paled in comparison to the truly eclectic Borts Minorts. One part performance art, one part manic techno musical extravaganza, all around fantastically mesmerizing. In his trademark unitard, and flanked by his accompanying backup dancers, Borts manages to blend more action into 45 minutes than a full week at the circus. Borts Minorts is Cirque du Soleil on acid, no chaser."
Mike and Jenny Cash - SF WEEKLY


San Francisco’s performance artist/interpretive club-dancing troupe Borts Minorts made quick in lighting up the crowd with their blend of a high school drama production-on-acid as imagined by the creators of Night at the Roxbury. If you have yet to catch wind of this act, it’s a must see — laughter-induced wrenching of the stomach is likely.
Joseph Hayes - THEBAYBRIDGED.com


Borts Minorts! From San Francisco, California! A deranged performance/dance ensemble led by a monobrowed spastic encased in a white hooded unitard. Ridiculous dance moves are enacted on stage with a duo of pretty ladies like a low-budget Xanadu as Mr. Borts Minorts whoops and hollers through a barrage of frenetic cut and paste disco songs. Think Leigh Bowery choreographed by Richard Simmons.
Fatty Jubbo - DJ - WFMU CHICAGO - cakeandpolka.blogspot.com


Borts Minorts - Oh my goodness, words cannot express how weird and wonderful this band is, and how happy they make me. Come and join the bizarre magic. You will be perplexed and amazed.
Neil Martinson - S.F. DJ Extraordinaire and promoter of the best night of music in S.F. - SMILE @ The Knockout


"Tucsonans will be talking about Borts Minorts for quite some time. His set was at times eerie, but always mystifying. His stage presence is phenomenal and he manages to captivate audiences with the fluidity of his music and his very oddity. Just watching him onstage managed to draw me in until I almost felt like a participant in his onstage antics."
Danielle Sottosanti - Arizona Night buzz.com


"Borts Minorts; twisted music to start a cult to"
Tucson Weekly

"Borts Minorts act is so European it hurts. But it hurts so good. Dressed in some sort of bizarre body stocking, he writhed, thrusted, shuddered, flailed, high-kicked, jumped and generally spazzed out all over the place, adding vocals to his own pre-recorded, art-damaged spazz techno"
Adrienne Lake - Arizona Night Buzz.com - Subcultcha


"Feels like watching Butoh on acid. Borts Minorts is endless in relation to Dadaism and Surrealist theatre. If you were to take all the elements of tacky pop culture, socially relevant criticism, stand-up comedy (again think David Cross and Andy Kaufman’s love child), experimental insanity, and scientific, intellectual observations, you’d have Borts Minorts. "
Lana Alattera - The California Herald


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Marijane Miracle





Jul 15 2009 11:14 PM

Hacker Space Festival 2009

M. Esther





Jul 15 2009 7:06 PM

I miss you too Brother
I hope all is good
FDV





Jul 14 2009 7:01 PM

Hi, thanks for the add and greetings from italy!! I have not seen yet a myspace page filled with stuff so crazy and impressive like yours!! Will come back to listen again every now and then, cheers!!
LEMURE DARIUS





Jul 14 2009 8:53 AM

wouaw it's a pleasure of listening to what you made the first piece resembles curiously of Tigran-Hamasyan, not really nothing to say, very good continuation

Darius Lémure
peopling





Jul 12 2009 12:15 AM

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JACK DUPON





Jul 10 2009 3:03 PM

No glory for heroes, Pas de gloire pour les héros

Jack Dupon

à la coopé en juin vue par leur copine

Marie...

www.myspace.com/adanedhel_hn

...l'échelle du Désir...

Jack Dupon

live at "La Coope" in june filmed by their good friend

Marie...

www.myspace.com/adanedhel_hn

Fervex





Jul 10 2009 8:13 AM


Vladimir Tchikov





Jul 10 2009 5:40 AM

Hi
friends from Russia!, you are cool! remarkable experiments in music
Ruben





Jul 9 2009 4:03 PM

thank you for the add!! peace my brothers!
Radio Zero





Jul 9 2009 2:50 PM

thanks for the add. radiozero
Moses T. Krikey





Jul 9 2009 1:52 PM

You were so good in the play last night. Borts was wonderful as always, but your waiter(s) were amazing. Good luck with the rest of the shows!
kalou..





Jul 9 2009 1:52 AM

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

peopling





Jul 7 2009 6:04 AM

peopling glasslands
Deathtop





Jul 4 2009 1:06 PM

Thanks for the add and thanks for the show in Nantes , very refreshing music & chorégraphie , I wish I could dare dancing like you one day , hope to see you next time in nantes in a bigger place with more people (Big thanks to Loïc - The Spoutnik bar)
kalou..





Jul 4 2009 11:45 AM

YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS.... Come with your wife and daughter ... That will be great to meet them !!!!!

waiting for your next message in french (hihi)

bises

kalou..





Jul 3 2009 12:41 AM

Holala (translation : ho ... my god !!!).
Summer time is so hard for the skin and for the health ... But so much fun !!!

How are you sir Chris Minorts ???
Hope everything is going "fantastiiiiiiic and/or terrific" for you !!!



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Jul 1 2009 7:30 PM

Santa,
If only I had a penny every-time I thought of you and your talents!!
you are a magnetic force of spandex and science. we are sure to stay in touch when we get closer to making a travel plans.
as you here, you deserve a huge stage/gymnasium.

Love
Monkey Monika
Wet Dentist





Jun 30 2009 3:03 PM

hope you are having/had fun in Europe

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Jun 30 2009 2:40 PM

hey chris! i will love to playing with you! even if i do already some drums, you can still play! double drums!! ah ah! so maybe if i'll play in nyc, we can do some music projects together! can't wait! best!
360 Sound Radio





Jun 27 2009 7:14 PM

I hope you dig the sounds! Peace--RW
LAURA ORTMAN (dust dive flash)





Jun 24 2009 6:16 PM

Hey darlzlin! SKI-TAR!! i mean SKI BASS!!! hope to see you soon BORTS!! tell the lil/big M that her drawing is a permanent fixture on that big thing in our kitchen that smells bad...i think it's called a fridgerator.

xoxoxo
Zebulon Kosted





Jun 24 2009 6:05 PM

I am now recording for a new set of releases called the "Persona Series". These cassettes will be commissioned works (not by content, but by payment) for individuals. If John Smith in London, England wants his own Zebulon Kosted album, I will make a 45 minute album (one side of a 90 minute tape), 2 hand drawn mini posters, I will name the album after him (Zebulon Kosted - John Smith), and the fan will retain all rights to the recording (for use of any future release, sampling, or broadcasting rights). One copy of the album will remain in my personal collection, and one will be sent to the customer, so that the only copy that will be in circulation will be John Smiths copy! Each album is available for the ridiculously low price of $10 (not including shipping), and will be shipped in its completed form no later than 6 weeks from the date of purchase!!!
Marijane Miracle





Jun 24 2009 1:58 PM



Hi Chris
I hope your way back was OK.
We are so tired since pressure has went away that I don't even write. :) I sleep and smile.
We are very happy to have met you for real and hope we will play again together.
Take care !
Love
Marijane
Fort King





Jun 23 2009 11:52 PM

How is my Crazy Man?!

Still singing the Marsellaise?
HITODE





Jun 23 2009 8:05 PM

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Hello! THanx for the ADD.
The show of you who had seen in Paris was wonderful.
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