As the story goes, sometime around the summer solstice of 1982, a meeting was called in the secret laboratories located below the throbbing floors of Studio 54. Among the attendees were Rick James, David Bowie, Giorgio Moroder, ESG, Herbie Hancock, Oates (Hall was on a ski trip), a young Gary Numan, and a 7-foot robot controlled from space by Afrika Bambaataa. According to legend, the meeting lasted over 25 days, because this consortium of musical geniuses was there for one unprecedented reason: to breed the greatest pop band of all time.
With the help of some young Dutch geneticists, the Consortium collected each member's DNA and created specific "genetic cocktails." These were then spliced into five embryos that would soon bloom into the five cutest babies the world had ever seen. The babies soon turned into boys, and the boys to men, and then back to boys again, and then slowly into young adults, which is about when they met at the Wesleyan Pop Conservatory in Connecticut, USA (all part of the Consortium's plan).
These five were Tal Rozen, Victor Vazquez, Alex Kestner, Owen Roberts, and Lee Pender (in order of height, ascending), and now, they are Boy Crisis.
One part funk, two parts electrofunk, and ten parts electrosexfunk, Boy Crisis is here to make sure that all your parts feel like grooving, whether they want to or not. Each song is a 3-minute ritual to the Gods of Pop, like Prince and Quincy Jones (the band was at one point named Princey Jones), but they also sacrifice to a variety of Muses, like Tom Tom Club, Sade, and KC and the Sunshine Band. But Boy Crisis doesn't just borrow from their influences and call it their own – they carefully blend together the beats, grooves, and smooth moves of their musical forefathers into singularly seductive hits, stronger and sexier than anything the Consortium could've imagined.
The upcoming album Tulipomania will attempt to contain the uncontainable, lashing together the bombastic blast of endorphins that is the music of Boy Crisis. While this will let anyone and everyone get a nice, long taste of the aural pleasures these guys have to offer, the only true way to get a full dose of Boy Crisis is by strapping on your groove boots and sliding on over to the dance floor.
www.boycrisis.net will back all of this up.
For further corroboration please contact:
Ruth Drake / Beth Drake info@toastpress.com / 73261200
Record company: B-Unique Records
penny@b-uniquerecords.com
Management: WE MANAGE OURSELVES NOW
Lpender@gmail.com
American booking: Heather Kolker / Paradigm Agency
hkolker@paradigmagency.com
European booking: David Exley / Coda Agency
david@codaagency.com
Hey BOY CRISIS! Idealistiq Love U! You are N°2 in the "Idealistiq-Radioshow" & You are the Stars of my Space Actually! I Have to Play your Tune "Dressed to Digress" in my Radioshow the Night-Thursday! The Playlists of the 05Th, 12Th, 19TH & 26Th November are on my Space Now! You Can to Listening the Podcasts on my Page! Idealistiq Will Be in Direct on the Net & the New-Podcasts Comeback To Soon! Have a Great Week-end! Pascal.
Le Lapin Rose vous informe qu'il ne reste plus que 5 jours pour envoyer votre musique et ainsi participer au PILC! Faites nous parvenir vos morceaux à: le.lapinrose@yahoo.fr
Le Lapin Rose informs you that there are only 5 days left to send your music and to enter the PILC! Please send us your track at: le.lapinrose@yahoo.fr
Deux mois après la sortie de leur premier album « 10Y », le groupe Mary’s Dream crée un des événements de cette fin d’année en vous invitant à la soirée « Mary’s Dream@Home (Web Live Session) », le 17 Décembre 2009 à 20h50, un concert diffusé en direct sur le site Internet www.marysdreamtheband.com.
i tried illegally downloading an album of yours but had no results. of my own free will, i will buy copy of your album. please continue to release new tracks, your material is priceless.
MONOTONIX Saturday 28th November Nice n Sleazys, Glasgow
The release of their new album tops off a whirlwind year of touring, the infamy surrounding their charged live perfomances steadily mounting. Rightly so, check out this youtube link- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmEHu-QAgNE&feature=related - and marvel at one of the typically unpredictable gigs of the band that Spin have declared the "most exciting live band in rock'n'roll."
Have a listen www.myspace.com/monotonix
Support from The Elvis Suicide
Tickets Available from www.tickets-scotland.com 0141 204 5151 www.ticketweb.co.uk 08444 77 1000
MONOTONIX Saturday 28th November Nice n Sleazys, Glasgow
The release of their new album tops off a whirlwind year of touring, the infamy surrounding their charged live perfomances steadily mounting. Rightly so, check out this youtube link- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmEHu-QAgNE&feature=related - and marvel at one of the typically unpredictable gigs of the band that Spin have declared the "most exciting live band in rock'n'roll."
Have a listen www.myspace.com/monotonix
Support from The Elvis Suicide
Tickets Available from www.tickets-scotland.com 0141 204 5151 www.ticketweb.co.uk 08444 77 1000
Voici le PILC Le PILC est un CLIP Peut être votre CLIP Cette vidéo n'a pas de son, pas de musique, nous vous proposons donc de nous envoyer votre musique afin que ce PILC devienne votre CLIP Vous avez jusqu'au 30 novembre inclus pour participer au concours du PILC en nous envoyant votre morceau au: le.lapinrose@yahoo.fr Plus de détails sur notre page: myspace.com/le_lapinrose
Here comes the PILC The PILC is a video CLIP Maybe your CLIP The PILC has no sound, no music. We would like you tu send us your music, so that this the PILC become your CLIP. Please send us your music before the 30th of November, inclueded to enter the PILC's contest. Email us your music at: le.lapinrose@yahoo.fr More details on our page myspace.com/le_lapinrose
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