I like stuff. Lots of stuff.
World Domination, Crushing my enemies, Puppies, Computers, German Shepards, Poetry, Writing Erotic Fiction, Gaming, Playing guitar, Fixing things, Intelligent conversation, Fetish phototgraphy, Subervise Literature, BDSM, Theology, White russians, Books, Music, Pirates, Poker, Whiskey, Tattoos, Gender Roles in Modern North America, Adult Swim, Misanthropes, Girls who drink straight tequilla, Sex, Movies, Anime, Smart-ass answers, Scrabble, Spooning, Cooking, Hothot Showers, Mochas with extra choclate, Chris Walken Movies, COWBELL!!!, Hacking, Cracking, Smacking, BMW's, Video Games, Cool Boots and Shoes. Piercings, Boats, Malboro Reds in a box,
White Choclate. Cold Mornings when your bed is super warm and you don't want to get up. Cooking...working on cars, drinking...
You know; stuff.
Music
Yes, I like music. Lots of different music
But not hiphop or country:
DuranDuran, Squeeze, Pretty much most old New Wave, Madness, Velvet Acid Christ, NIN, Psychedelic Furs, PMurphy, Wolfsheim, Beastie boys, Dylan, The Beatles, The Stones, Doors, Old Motown, Leonard Cohen, Bowie, U2, TMBG, Johnny Cash, Old Old OLD country, Rock-a-Billy, Old Rock'N'Roll (Chet Atkins, Elvis, Roy Orbison, Jerry Lee, Carl Perkins), Warren Zevon, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, The Modern Lovers, Johnathon Richman, The Cars (and their new Dopplegangers, the Strokes), Prince, Marilyn Manson, The Police, Weird Al, Japan, Furniture, Some J-Pop (every once in awhile), Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Sound Garden, Massive Attack, Frankie Bones, DJ Towa Tei, Winx, Lords of Acid, Future Sound Of London, Chemical Brothers, Bronski Beat, Bauhaus, Beat Happening, Snog, Machines of Loving Grace, Cocteau Twins, The Cranberries, The Replacements, The Pixies, The Ramones, Blondie....
Can you tell I'm pretty much all over the map? I dig just about anything except gansta rap, modern pop and modern (post-1980) country.
Movies
Raiders of the Lost Ark,All the Bonds,City of Lost Children, Six-String Samurai, Star Wars, BladeRunner, Aliens, Sid and Nancy, Apocalypse Now, Full Metal Jacket, BlackHawkDown, Fight Club, Where Eagles Dare,Time Bandits, Nosferatu, Godfather1, Smokey and the Bandit, Donnie Darko, Rueben and Ed, Ghost in the Shell, Battle Star Galactica, The Big Lebowski, Repo Man, Cowboy Bebop, FLCL, Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, Patton, ANY AND ALL ZOMBIE MOVIES! and many, many more! Yes, for a limited time only, you, too, can pick Misha's Brain!
Yum!
Television
american tv sucks.
don't watch tv.
The Office, Trailer Park Boys, Adult Swim, Futurama, ZIM!!!!( you WILL ALL BOW BEFORE ZIIIIIIIM!), The Venture Brothers, The Young Ones, The Dangerous Brothers, Ab-Fab, Family Guy, FLCL, Cowboy BeBop, Trigun, Innuyasha, Reno 911, MONTY FREAKIN PYTHON(der), Crime Shows (not the fake ones, although law and order is ok...i mean the ones on late night cable about real crimes and forensics'n'shite), The Sopranos (I just got into it)...there's others, but I only watch them as AVI's or DVD's...
I hate TV.
Books
Paradise Lost, The Wheel of Time series, T.S.Elliot's Collected Works, The Diamond Age, Snow Crash, Perdidio Street Station, Spycatcher, Secrets of the Engima, War and Peace (yes, I've read it, the whole thing.Cover to freaking cover. And it was brilliant.) The Boomer Bible, You Must be Joking, Dr. Feynman, The collected works of Asimov, Beyond Good and Evil, The Republic, Catch-22, Breakfast of Champions, Fear of Flying, Amphigorey, The Discworld Novels, The Poetry of George S. Patton, Et Tu, Babe, Hamlet, The Tempest(they aren't really books, but they count...) The Phoenix and the Dragon, The Chronicles of Narnia, Chaos, the Science of Everything, Kitchen Confidential, Everything I Know I Learned from Video Games, SM-101, Screw the Roses; Give me the Thorns, The Taming of Sleeping Beauty, Venus in Furs, Zen and the Art Of Motorcycle Maintenence, Of Human Bondage, Burning Chrome, Mona Lisa Overdrive, A Wizard of Earthsea...
these are just the ones I read every year.
Heroes
I don't know...all my heros are mythological....James Bond, Macguyver, Indiana Jones, Ged the Sparrowhawk, Tin-Tin....again, I don't really know. My dad, I guess; he's worked hard all his life, and while he has regrets, he doesn't dwell on them. Richard Brautigan is a hero of mine; as is Terry Pratchet. Jimmy Hendrix. Edgar Allen Poe. Terry Gilliam. Trey Parker and Matt Stone. The Guy Who Invented the Latex Condom. Alexandyr Pushkin.
This one is really hard...
About me: {JUL 10}
What should I say? I'm sitting on a park bench, stealing a wireless connection at 12:30 on my 33rd b-day. There are pigeons, and I hate pigeons.
I like coffee.
I like sex.
I like poetry.
I really don't know what to say. I'll change my mind later, I'm sure.
{OCT 27}
Nope. I got nothing.
{NOV25}
I think I got something- I like some stuff. I'm in my early 30's, finally grown up, and with one eye on the future and a death-grip on the past. I can be romantic, I can be relentless...but mostly, I'm just a guy who laughs and loves and lives. I'm a Geek by trade, a poet by disposition, a lover by inclination, and a fighter in desperation.
Ta-da!. How you like me now?
Was that too much? I never know...
Do you have any piercings? Da
Any tattoos? Da
1. FAVORITE WORD
Scrumtrulecent- "Brighter than the eyes of God" (will ferrel- snl skit paroding "inside the actors sutdio" w. Alec Baldwin.)
and ????? ?????? ????????.
>2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
"How to win in the chess openings" by I.A.Horowitz, frmr. chess editor of the NYtimes and 3 time US open champion
>3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Uhm, my mouse?
>4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Chess, Star Fleet Battles and Sorry.
>5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE?
Wired
>6. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Fresh coffee, Malboros on a still day, weed, good whiskey, honeysuckle...a woman's skin just after sex...
>7. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS?
teenagers (do they ALL smell bad?) burning circuitry (ever smell a burnt CPU?) collard greens
>8. FAVORITE SOUND?
the 1st position Am chord on a guitar, a lover using the word "Fuck", a baby playing peacefully, the final crescendo note of the Beatles 'A day in the Life', the click of an active hard drive,
my lover in the shower when she doesn't know she being watched
>9. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
Knowing that you've blown it and there's nothing, i mean NOTHING, in the world that you can do to fix it. Terminus Zeta. Divide by Zero. Game over, man, Game over.
>10. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
Get outta my way! gotta peeeeee!!!!
>11. FAVORITE COLOR?
Black until they make something darker, Royal Blue.
>12. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
Who the hell calls me?
>13. FUTURE Child's NAME?
Boy: Michael Alexander or Morgan Andrew
Girls: got that covered- Whitney Leigh, Amy Christine and Kendall Victoria Michelle
>14. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Being superior to ones former self (it's kind of buhddist, but it applies.)
>15. FAVORITE FOODS?
Basics- Meat. Soup. Fresh bread. Kalamata Olives. Coffee.
>16. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
Vanilla, with toppings...see? thats how you make vanilla interesting...with toppings!
and extra scoops...like try two, and if you can handle that, you can try waffle cones, and then three scoops and before you know it, there's a party in your mouth.
(this is a complicated sexual metaphor, for those who don't get it. See, what you do is...
you know what? never mind. go write your own porn.)
>17. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
My driving privileges are currently suspended in four states. What does that tell you?
>18. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
no.
>9. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?
I was born during a storm. coolest thing evar.
>20. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
1971 Plymouth Duster
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>21. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(hint in the filename for all you non-uber hip types out there)
>22. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK
Stoli Vanilla White Russian (and you'd better use real Kahluha and 1/2n1/2, too, punk!)
>23. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
Sun, Moon and Venus all in Cancer
>24. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
Broccoli? Isn't he the guy who made all the James Bond movies?
>25. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Professional Gamer, Porn Star, Pool boy...World Dictator for Life, Super Spy for Hire.
Geek to the Stars...cause I'd xcopy all their Kiddieporn and extort them.
But I'd TAKE head of Apple's R&D department, if they ask me nicely.
>26. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?
I am deathly allergic to hair dye.
>27. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Too many times, perhaps...but I wouldn't trade them for anything in the world
>28. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
WTF? WHO'S BEEN DRINKING MY DRINK? Oh, ONE of you bastards owes me a cocktail.
29. FAVORITE MOVIE
Uhm...I tell people I want to think I'm cool that Blade Runner is my favorite movie...
but it's actually the Princess Bride.
>30. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
uhm, define right? i mean, i know QWERTY and DVORAK and CYRILLIC...
>31. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
Lint. Carpet. Dead spiders. half a cheap, newsprint Belgian fetish fap mag (torn horizontally; i needed something to clean a monitor w. one night) and the loneliest tan sock in North America.
>32. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER
uhm, when most people ask, i usually just say 7 or 13...but the truth?
the truth is my favorite number is 2702.
I bet a dollar (and that about doubles my net worth, atm) that no one, not a single person who reads this, will know why.
and Neal, if somehow, someways, in some unaccountably obscure sub-reality, you ever read this...
Props. Hit me up next time you're in Seattle and I'll take you to the cool dives.
>33. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH
Sex.
>34. FAVORITE SPORT TO PLAY
Sex.
>35. SINGLE OR TAKEN
I haven't done this dance in so long, I've forgotten its subtle, yet powerful
serene, yet disciplined,
graceful but passionate
steps...
Its beat, too, is foreign to me,
Like a language learned in youth
at grandpas knee
and heard again on a bus, or a cafe, briefly.
The music is too syncopated
And my new shoes hurt
as if my feet swelled with age an disuse
So, yes, my dance card is currently empty.
Who I'd like to meet: No one. I'm a complete misanthrope. Most people suck. If you're reading this, then you probably don't, but you might. Who can say?
People who don't suck at the teat of mindless consumerism.
Intellectual Elitists.
Misanthropes, nee., bitches and assholes.
People who see the humour in Satire.
Remember, Pirates and Ninjas can get along; they just can't raid each
others closets.
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