Jesus of the Sea
Jesus of the Sea Rise and Shining!

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22 years old
Scarsdale, New York
United States



Last Login: 10/31/2009
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Jesse Andrew Waters's Aliases

Your movie star name: Oreo Ezrin
Your fashion designer name is Jesse Barcelona
Your socialite name is Bozang NYC
Your fly girl / guy name is J Wat
Your detective name is Monkey Scarsdale
Your barfly name is Cookie Rum
Your soap opera name is Andrew Rossmore
Your rock star name is Bubble Gum Jet
Your star wars name is Jesabb Watele
Your punk rock band name is The Dirty Dildo
Jesse's real name because it's so badass is Jesse Waters
Music
The Best Improv Comedy Group in Tucson! <img src="http://bopbush.com/BushFinger.gif"
Movies..This profile was edited with your mom ..
Television
In a Past Life...
You Were: A sick ass mofo.

Where You Lived: You're house.

How You Died: Awesomeness.
Books
Hey, did you know that Jesse kicks ass?
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You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside.
You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think.
You prefer a variety of friends and tend to change friends quickly.
You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable.
Nonetheless, you still kick ass like no other!
<img src="http://www.carniola.org/theglory/images/McHammer.gif"
Heroes .. .. .. <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/vomittswoodleg/dancin.gif"
Groups: No Amateurs Allowed

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Status:Divorced
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Stuebenville
Body type:8' 2" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:Asian
Religion:Scientologist
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Children:Proud parent
Occupation:Badass
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Jesus of the Sea's Schools
University Of Arizona
Tucson,Arizona
Graduated: N/A
 

2005 to 2009
Scarsdale Shs
Scarsdale, NEW YORK
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

2002 to 2005
Campbell Hall (episcopal) Sch
N Hollywood, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1994 to 1999
Scottsdale Community College
Scottsdale, AZ
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: School
Minor: Miner
Clubs: Wine Club, Martini Club, United States Beer Drinking Team, Driver's Ed
Greek:   Epsilon Epsilon Epsilon

1950 to 2011

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Bozang INC
Malala, Ateshua ES
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About me:
Silent film from high school .. Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing "Living for the City" Five Guys in a Limo Bobby McFerrin in all of his genious
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Jesse
Birthday:April 12th baby
Birthplace:Toronto, Canada
Current Location:kaniel's house
Eye Color:brown
Hair Color:red/brown but i was born with blonde (hmmm)
Height:14 inches when i was born
Right Handed or Left Handed:i have both of my hands
Your Heritage:Jewish British Canadian with a sprinkle of Eskimo
The Shoes You Wore Today:my shoes
Your Weakness:kryptonite
Your Fears:the mailman
Your Perfect Pizza:I like pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:stop eating
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:can't talk right now im on instant messenger
Thoughts First Waking Up:Is it 1982?
Your Best Physical Feature:My elbow
Your Bedtime:When I go to sleep
Your Most Missed Memory:birth
Pepsi or Coke:I don't drink alcohol
MacDonalds or Burger King:I don't eat alcohol
Single or Group Dates:I only date people
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:I don't
Chocolate or Vanilla:People
Cappuccino or Coffee:let's see...
Do you Smoke:like a chimney
Do you Swear:Shit no...
Do you Sing:Oh yeah!
Do you Shower Daily:Oh yeah!
Have you Been in Love:Oh yeah!
Do you want to go to College:Oh yeah!
Do you want to get Married:Oh yeah!
Do you belive in yourself:Oh no!
Do you get Motion Sickness:please repeat question
Do you think you are Attractive:i wouldn't say that i didn't not think i wasn't or not
Are you a Health Freak:I don't like that word...health
Do you get along with your Parents:what parents?
Do you like Thunderstorms:what thunderstorms?
Do you play an Instrument:i play the little cowbell. it's not big enough to be a regular cowbell so i just call it a little cowbell
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:I don't like mcdonalds
In the past month have you Smoked:stop
In the past month have you been on Drugs:stop
In the past month have you gone on a Date:stop
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:go!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:kaniel's oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:kaniel's sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage:hell's yes mother
In the past month have you been Dumped:like a landfill
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:I too skinny to dip
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:your heart
Ever been Drunk:with your momma
Ever been called a Tease:stop you tease
Ever been Beaten up:at kaniel's house
Ever Shoplifted:at kaniel's house
How do you want to Die:arm wrestling a sloth... in kaniel's house
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:a fish and game warden
What country would you most like to Visit:minnesota
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:haha you're canadian!
Favourite Hair Color:haha you're still canadian!
Short or Long Hair:can't it be both?
Height:tall as a bobcat
Weight:fat as a monkey
Best Clothing Style:viking
Number of Drugs I have taken:today?
Number of CDs I own:7
Number of Piercings:one on my back.... stupid cult...
Number of Tattoos:one on my spatula... i mean scapula
Number of things in my Past I Regret:not learning how to arm wrestle a sloth at kaniel's house

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Tracy

Tracy



Sep 17 2008 7:21 PM

OMG! That is crazy that u hit me up because I was just thinkng about you the other day and was going to do the same thing.. . . SWG. . . .
How have you been?! I miss you!!!! :')
Heather & Todd

Heather Doria



Jun 3 2008 3:43 PM

Jesse,

I'm going to miss you your a great friend!!! Keep in touch!!! BTW you should have your own music on your pages your great man...
jewed!

Jude Semana



Nov 10 2007 8:17 AM

J. Heard

J. Heard



Nov 10 2007 3:21 AM

TonY tUMbleS

TonY tUMbleS



Nov 4 2007 8:36 PM

haha i cant believe we went to high school with this girl!
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=370913
J. Heard

J. Heard



Nov 1 2007 1:23 AM




jewed!

Jude Semana



Oct 25 2007 6:04 PM

JASON

JASON



Sep 21 2007 11:09 PM

THANKS JESSE!
ELENA

ELENA



Aug 31 2007 10:13 AM

hahaha! so elana...nice nice. but dont you dare replace me. im feeling kindof jealous now...; )
no, im actually really happy for you. this might be fun. see youve turned out to be pretty outgoing with women.
my birthday was alright. it was pretty normal...but just three days after i went to a hotel right in front of the best beach in the island. when that was over i went to lanzarote (its another island...they call it the devil..s island). came back yesterday. uhum...
and im flying to barcelona today. joder, i still have to pack my suitcase...i better go. see ya 00j. you know youve always been a best friend too.
elena
JASON

JASON



Aug 15 2007 3:10 PM

Woohoo! Thank you my brother Jesse! Thank you, thank you, thank you! So when you coming to visit?
ELENA

ELENA



Jul 24 2007 12:39 PM

that s right, feel ashamed! no, im just kidding but i do miss you. dude! that car is fucking incredible! i looked it up in google, like you said. well, today i baught an yves saint lauren pen...in an art gallery in paris...cause, ya, did i mention im in paris? well dont get too excited for me, im only here for a few weeks. im visiting a cousin who lives in champs elysees. youd love paris...its sooo...sooo...i dont even have words to define it. gosh, i cant believe you dont know what to tell me...just tell me random things...like ¨today maria shared a doughnut with me¨...and then of course you explain who maria is. hehehe...ok. anyway, yea, talk to you soon 007. much love.
JASON

JASON



Jul 19 2007 5:16 AM

Hey Jesse~ I so much miss our times at home together! How is everything? Send me an update, let me know what's up. I like the changes to your profile. Isn't that Kassie and Monsters so funny! I crack up like everytime. Miss ya!
MYKE

michael butler



Jul 8 2007 8:19 AM

omg watch out for those golf balls they bounce
Jerusha

Jerusha



May 24 2007 10:21 AM

I got you DONG!!!
Tracy

Tracy



May 22 2007 6:35 PM

Right on. Lemee know what Mel says about that thing.........
Jerusha

Jerusha



May 14 2007 3:20 AM

did you enjoy your lotus flower?
Tracy

Tracy



May 8 2007 5:52 AM

Hey Jesse....you just went up a notch in my book((that puts you at notch one))LMFAO................right on
Tracy

Tracy



May 7 2007 6:40 AM

My car smell like mad cocnuts when I got in it tonight bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.............right on
Tracy

Tracy



May 6 2007 2:17 AM

Thuper exthited!!!!!!
Tracy

Tracy



May 5 2007 7:43 AM

Are ya outthide? The weather ith thuper nithe!!!! Hey, Amanda found me. Her pic is sooooo pretty!! We all have to get togeth and do din din and drinky poos.
Tracy

Tracy



May 5 2007 7:22 AM

What's up butternut?
Tracy

Tracy



May 4 2007 4:38 AM

NICE!!!! Ok , now i need some time to check out your space. There's alot goin on right there:)
JASON

JASON



Apr 13 2007 6:54 AM

Happy Birthday Roomie! Hope you managed to have a great one with all the people who care for you today. Even that 6:00am phone call *wink* Let's catch a movie together some time soon!
ELENA

ELENA



Apr 6 2007 7:49 PM

i love how you flatter me...youre adorable. but tell coco and gigi that they've got the coolest names...coco reminds me of chanel (of course) classy and stylish and gigi just sounds like beautiful and fun. by the way, theres also a song called la passion by gigi d'agostino...its such a good song! download it.
i actually dedicate it to you...since i like it so much.
i came back yesterday from a beechy vacation. my skin is still radiating heat...too many hours in the sun without sunscreen...yeah i know...bad bad bad...
alright darling, dont get into too much trouble...hahaha...now i sound like a mom...
i dont know whats gotten into me today but ive just had the need to clean the entire house. perhaps cause the appartment was a bit messy...at least now everything's in the right place.
ELENA

ELENA



Mar 19 2007 10:32 AM

so now instead of scarsdale it's scottsdale huh? dude you must be having such a great time living with your friends and stuff...im happy for you. here i need to get a job. i was giving english lessons but now thats over...hmmm...anyway, im studying psichology so ill be here for at least 3 more years. its a long time but i dont mind cause i absolutely love it here. i live in a really small appartment with 2 roommates. we go out from thursday to saturday and on sundays we watch a movie hehe. right now actually im supposed to be at school but im sick...but nothing serious.
alright jesse waters...talk to you soon
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