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Formed in 1902 by failed monkey salesman and part-time hair farmer Frankie Johnson, THE BEELZEBOZO CORPORATION has grown from a small family business into a big nasty stain all over the face of the globe. Dealing almost exclusively in low-frequency aural slaughter has left the corporation in an extremely powerful position - BEELZEBOZO stocks are at an all time high, shares are strong, and there are hotels on both Park Lane and Mayfair. However, the corporation hasn't got where it is today by standing still, so BEELZEBOZO have taken it upon themselves to gather the world's largest collection of mindless zombie slaves ever seen. To that end, they insist that you should attend their next performance with a scalp shaved and sterilised in readiness for their particular brand of invasive non-essential comedy surgery. You will never worry again. With a sound described as a cross between breeze blocks being hurled from a motorway bridge and audio rape, the BEELZEBOZO GUARANTEE* ensures that a 'BOZO SHOW is something all the family will enjoy. Your compliance is demanded. With love and a vicious slap in the eye, THE BEELZEBOZO CORPORATION x Beelzebozo - a playful stomp, a mighty lurch, a hearty roar.
*Guarantee not worth pixels it's displayed with.
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