Bradley Fojas leads an excitingly mediocre life. He was conceived in 1981. Then in 1982, at the age of 0, Bradley was evicted from his mom’s womb and forced to be born in Cincinnati, OH. Over the next few years he became larger and more adult-like until he became the almost fully grown person he is today.
Currently, he is a standup comedian/comedic writer. He’s very entertaining. He’s much more entertaining than his bio. He has the look, charm, and charisma of a 13-year-old sweatshop worker. His awkward, yet adorable nature on stage has made him a favorite of numerous beautiful single women that just want to be friends.
While residing in Chicago, he was the winner of the first ever 8-bit Entertainment Comedy Thyme Laugh Off and was selected to showcase for NBC’s Standup for Diversity. He also has many other bullshit accomplishments that he’s proud of. Please pay money to see him perform.
David Hasselhoff, Keanu Reeves, Steven Seagal, Bruce Willis, William Shatner. I like their music unironically. That last sentence was an ironic sentence. Wrap your mind around that... Then explain it to me because I don't get it.
About me: Here's what the fans have to say about Bradley (these are all real, some are paraphrased):
"You're a very funny comic mind and I'm thrilled that you've stayed with it."
"You're aces kid, never sell yourself short"
"I like the part where you host shows. That part is always funny as all get out."
"Me and you are the best. And sometimes other people."
"I will live longer than you."
"You were very funny. What are you drinking? You should buy me one."
"Great set man. Are you OK to drive?"
"Bradley Fojas is probably one of the nicest people I've had the pleasure to become friends with this year, as well as being a very talented Chicago comedian."
"Bradley, you're quite honestly the biggest jerk in the Chicago comedy scene. There. I said it."
"Now you must die!"
"I wish I was your cooler twin brother. I would smear ho ho's on you and put your underpants in the freezer."
"Bradley Fojas is the only Asian male, Filipino to be more specific, that is making me hate myself for not being attracted to other Asians. Because if I were, I would ask him to marry me."
"I told my sister to marry you already."
"Bradley Fojas knows how to make a pineapple upside down cake and tell jokes. His pineapple upside down cake will turn your pineapple upside down cake world downside up!"
"That curly haired kid was funny. Oh, and you were funny too. We assumed you knew that."
"We thought you were the funniest comedian tonight. We were in the back most of the night and didn't really hear anyone else."
"Thank you Bradley for validating my existence."
"I will kill you Fojas, kill you dead."
"You are the most huggable unhuggable person ever."
"I want to put him in my pocket"
"I STILL can't believe you made out with the barstool."
"You are totally retarded. Good job."
"You are the first Asian person to ever make me laugh"
"Anak (son), we need to talk. Are these your magazines?"
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hey bradley it was nice seeing u on sunday.. its been a while since the last time i saw u...well i hope ur doing well in LA..and i hope ur also taking care of urself..see u around!!
I believe I said your brother plays pool! I'm playing your brothers team today. I've never seen him before IRL. Wonder if he looks just like you since you're twins
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