Bradley Fojas leads an excitingly mediocre life. He was conceived in 1981. Then in 1982, at the age of 0, Bradley was evicted from his mom’s womb and forced to be born in Cincinnati, OH. Over the next few years he became larger and more adult-like until he became the almost fully grown person he is today.
Currently, he is a standup comedian/comedic writer. He’s very entertaining. He’s much more entertaining than his bio. He has the look, charm, and charisma of a 13-year-old sweatshop worker. His adorable nature on stage has made him a favorite of numerous beautiful single women that just want to be friends. Bradley is an ethnically diverse comedian, but is not an ethnic comedian. He is half Filipino and 0/8ths Native American. His remaining fractions are also Filipino.
While residing in Chicago, he was the winner of the first ever 8-bit Entertainment Comedy Thyme Laugh Off and was selected to showcase for NBC’s Standup for Diversity. He also has many other bullshit accomplishments that he’s proud of. Please pay money to see him perform.
Mostly hip-hop, but I'm not limited to only hip-hop. I like a lot of funky/soulful/jazzy stuff. I enjoy a few old pop songs as well. I'm pretty much open to any type of music. I just enjoy some types more than others.
About me: Here's what the fans have to say about Bradley (these are all real, some are paraphrased):
"You're a very funny comic mind and I'm thrilled that you've stayed with it."
"You're aces kid, never sell yourself short"
"I like the part where you host shows. That part is always funny as all get out."
"Me and you are the best. And sometimes other people."
"I will live longer than you."
"You were very funny. What are you drinking? You should buy me one."
"Great set man. Are you OK to drive?"
"Bradley Fojas is probably one of the nicest people I've had the pleasure to become friends with this year, as well as being a very talented Chicago comedian."
"Bradley, you're quite honestly the biggest jerk in the Chicago comedy scene. There. I said it."
"Now you must die!"
"I wish I was your cooler twin brother. I would smear ho ho's on you and put your underpants in the freezer."
"Bradley Fojas, the only Asian male Filipino to be more specific that is making me hate myself for not being attracted to other Asians. Because if I were, I would ask him to marry me."
"I told my sister to marry you already."
"Bradley Fojas knows how to make a pineapple upside down cake and tell jokes. His pineapple upside down cake will turn your pineapple upside down cake world downside up!"
"That curly haired kid was funny. Oh, and you were funny too. We assumed you knew that."
"We thought you were the funniest comedian tonight. We were in the back most of the night and didn't really hear anyone else."
"Thank you Bradley for validating my existence."
"I will kill you Fojas, kill you dead."
"You are the most huggable unhuggable person ever."
"I want to put him in my pocket"
"I STILL can't believe you made out with the barstool."
"You are totally retarded. Good job."
"Anak (son), we need to talk. Are these your magazines?"
I was about to buy you an internet connection. I saw Josh Cheney about 30 min. ago. and he said he only saw you when you went to see Cloverfield. GODDAMNIT FOJAS! CATCH UP ON YOUR DAMN COMMENTS!
Fojas! You've gone M.I.A.. We need to get you an internet connection over there in California. I will find a way! COME BACKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!! Oh no wait. Nevermind. I'm leaving Chicago.
SMILEY FACE SHOW Saturday, May 17th, 9:30pm Westside Eclectic Theatre (Entrance in alley behind food court) 1323 3rd Street Promenade Santa Monica, CA 90401
JEN KIRKMAN headlines, MATT CHAMPAGNE hosts, LINDSAY SAMPLE plays songs. Also see stand-up and new videos by GARY THE IMPALER, SAM FELS, JULIE COHEN and ALAN LEBETKIN this Saturday only in Santa Monica!
FREE BEER! Free candy! Free stuffed animals! ALL AGES! FOR REAL!
Hey Bradley! Hows L.A. and all? I hope everythings going good... Hey.. can you give a bit of your sunny heat over here in the Chi? Warm weather just doesn't seem to wanna stay? Maybe its waiting for you...
I am only posting a comment because I wanted to see if it was possible to start a string of Filipinos to only leave comments on your myspace from now on.
hey there how are things goin? your myspace is looking slick! anyway, i just grabbed some hot new ringtones off www.tonetomyphone.info for FREE! they have the coolest selection!
