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Bradley
Stand-Up / Comedic Writers
"I’ve seen a bear do things, well... even things that even a bear wouldn’t do. "

Male
26 years old
Not Chicago, CA
United States



Last Login:7/20/2008
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   Contacting Bradley

 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/bradfojas  

   Bradley's Comedian Bio
Bio
Bradley Fojas leads an excitingly mediocre life. He was conceived in 1981. Then in 1982, at the age of 0, Bradley was evicted from his mom’s womb and forced to be born in Cincinnati, OH. Over the next few years he became larger and more adult-like until he became the almost fully grown person he is today.

Currently, he is a standup comedian/comedic writer. He’s very entertaining. He’s much more entertaining than his bio. He has the look, charm, and charisma of a 13-year-old sweatshop worker. His adorable nature on stage has made him a favorite of numerous beautiful single women that just want to be friends. Bradley is an ethnically diverse comedian, but is not an ethnic comedian. He is half Filipino and 0/8ths Native American. His remaining fractions are also Filipino.

While residing in Chicago, he was the winner of the first ever 8-bit Entertainment Comedy Thyme Laugh Off and was selected to showcase for NBC’s Standup for Diversity. He also has many other bullshit accomplishments that he’s proud of. Please pay money to see him perform.
Influences
Chicago Cheap Drunkard Comedy
Members
Me, the mic, and a broken mic stand.

    Bradley's Interests
General
Comedy, football, basketball, poker, videogames, comics, naps
Music
Mostly hip-hop, but I'm not limited to only hip-hop. I like a lot of funky/soulful/jazzy stuff. I enjoy a few old pop songs as well. I'm pretty much open to any type of music. I just enjoy some types more than others.
Movies
The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, The Godfather, A Christmas Story, Kindergarden Cop, Dirty Harry
Books
I like to read cookbooks. I'm not the greatest cook ever, but I can whip up an enjoyable breakfast... (hint,hint) Ladies? Who wants a pop tart?
Heroes
Supaidâman

     Bradley's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Chicago, IL
Body type:5' 6" / Average
Zodiac Sign:Pisces


Bradley's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 1 Total Plays: 164 Plays Today: 0
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   Bradley's Blurbs
About me:
Here's what the fans have to say about Bradley (these are all real, some are paraphrased):
  • "You're a very funny comic mind and I'm thrilled that you've stayed with it."
  • "You're aces kid, never sell yourself short"
  • "I like the part where you host shows. That part is always funny as all get out."
  • "Me and you are the best. And sometimes other people."
  • "I will live longer than you."
  • "You were very funny. What are you drinking? You should buy me one."
  • "Great set man. Are you OK to drive?"
  • "Bradley Fojas is probably one of the nicest people I've had the pleasure to become friends with this year, as well as being a very talented Chicago comedian."
  • "Bradley, you're quite honestly the biggest jerk in the Chicago comedy scene. There. I said it."
  • "Now you must die!"
  • "I wish I was your cooler twin brother. I would smear ho ho's on you and put your underpants in the freezer."
  • "Bradley Fojas, the only Asian male Filipino to be more specific that is making me hate myself for not being attracted to other Asians. Because if I were, I would ask him to marry me."
  • "I told my sister to marry you already."
  • "Bradley Fojas knows how to make a pineapple upside down cake and tell jokes. His pineapple upside down cake will turn your pineapple upside down cake world downside up!"
  • "That curly haired kid was funny. Oh, and you were funny too. We assumed you knew that."
  • "We thought you were the funniest comedian tonight. We were in the back most of the night and didn't really hear anyone else."
  • "Thank you Bradley for validating my existence."
  • "I will kill you Fojas, kill you dead."
  • "You are the most huggable unhuggable person ever."
  • "I want to put him in my pocket"
  • "I STILL can't believe you made out with the barstool."
  • "You are totally retarded. Good job."
  • "Anak (son), we need to talk. Are these your magazines?"
Here's a clip:

Clip produced by Chicago Comedy House Productions
Who I'd like to meet:
Makoto Nagano, Melissa Theuriau, Angus MacGyver, The Ultimate Warrior, Jean-Claude Van Damme


   Bradley's Friend Space (Top 31)
Bradley has 603 friends.
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 Hannah 


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 Prescott 





Bradley's Friends Comments
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Angel





Jul 19 2008 7:03 PM

welcome back to the internet
Angel





Jul 14 2008 12:04 AM

I was about to buy you an internet connection. I saw Josh Cheney about 30 min. ago. and he said he only saw you when you went to see Cloverfield.
GODDAMNIT FOJAS! CATCH UP ON YOUR DAMN COMMENTS!
Angel





Jul 5 2008 2:33 AM

The absence of your on-line personality saddens me greatly.

:(
A New Tomorrow (maga)zine





Jul 3 2008 11:47 AM

Hey Bradley,

Please check out our NEW (maga)'zine!



VIEW A NEW TOMORROW No. 26 (August 2008)

SUBSCRIBE To A NEW TOMORROW blog

**NEW!!!** JOIN our (maga)zine group

VISIT A New Tomorrow's MySpace Profile Page

Thanks for your encouragement and support!

Mike Kraus
Angel





Jun 21 2008 9:12 AM

Will there be a mariachi band at the baptism.

Fojas! You've gone M.I.A.. We need to get you an internet connection over there in California. I will find a way! COME BACKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!! Oh no wait. Nevermind. I'm leaving Chicago.

:(
Angel





Jun 8 2008 8:37 AM

You were drunk last night--you drunk texter!
Joe Kilgallon





Jun 5 2008 12:42 PM

I heard of version of We didn't Start the Fire at Trader Todds, I couldn't help but think of you.
Becky





May 23 2008 10:00 AM

Gonna be a fun weekend. Stay close to Mama.
Smiley Face Show





May 16 2008 4:01 PM

SMILEY FACE SHOW
Saturday, May 17th, 9:30pm
Westside Eclectic Theatre
(Entrance in alley behind food court)
1323 3rd Street Promenade
Santa Monica, CA 90401

JEN KIRKMAN headlines, MATT CHAMPAGNE hosts, LINDSAY SAMPLE plays songs.
Also see stand-up and new videos by GARY THE IMPALER, SAM FELS, JULIE COHEN and ALAN LEBETKIN this Saturday only in Santa Monica!

FREE BEER! Free candy! Free stuffed animals! ALL AGES! FOR REAL!



Peace out,

Alan Lebetkin
"The nice boy"
Mike O' 8





May 14 2008 3:41 PM

Hey buddy! We miss ya, how's the sunny side treating ya!?!
Vero!!!





May 13 2008 9:13 PM

Hey Bradley! Hows L.A. and all? I hope everythings going good... Hey.. can you give a bit of your sunny heat over here in the Chi? Warm weather just doesn't seem to wanna stay? Maybe its waiting for you...

crowd says: Awwwwwww.. :)
Angel





May 4 2008 9:43 PM

:(
The Ed Galvez Punk House





Apr 25 2008 1:51 AM

thanks for doing punk house!
Fojasaurus





Apr 24 2008 10:26 PM

dont i owe you you money.
do i need to get out my fucking checkbook?
Angel





Apr 21 2008 6:39 PM

I can't breathe... live... without... Bradley... Foj....................................................

:(
Tony Carr





Apr 20 2008 2:06 PM

Hey Bradley, just wanted to say hello. Hows L.A. treating you? Have you got to play the smart guy, or the bad driver in any tv shows yet?

www. TonyCarrComedy. com
Brendan McGowan





Apr 15 2008 11:46 AM

I miss you like photosynthesis misses the sun. In a totally platonic way.
Cindy CornelsEn





Apr 7 2008 9:27 PM

Bradley, will you PLEASE come back and teach us how to run a soundboard? You really left the whole city in a pickle!
Angel





Apr 2 2008 9:07 PM

I am only posting a comment because I wanted to see if it was possible to start a string of Filipinos to only leave comments on your myspace from now on.
Fojasaurus





Apr 1 2008 10:47 PM

shit, i totally forgot your birthday. what are you 16 now? happy 16th b-day.
C.J. Toledano





Mar 24 2008 5:02 AM

How is LA, Bradley?
Joe Kilgallon





Mar 23 2008 8:41 PM

We just had a bunch of snow, did you have something to do with this, I'd like to think you did.
Angel





Mar 17 2008 7:05 AM

hey there how are things goin? your myspace is looking slick! anyway, i just grabbed some hot new ringtones off www.tonetomyphone.info for FREE! they have the coolest selection!
Ivan is "The LOL Machine"





Mar 16 2008 3:36 PM

happy b-day Bradley
ChuckleDumper





Mar 16 2008 2:52 PM


Angel





Mar 16 2008 12:41 PM

I miss you.