About me: Providing biased, juvenile and usually unprofessional commentary about adult superstores, baseball, basketball, celebrities, childish name calling, dogfights, douchebaggery, drinking, driving, 80's, energy drinks, football, gambling, hotness, Karate Kid, ladies, movies, music, 90's, niceness, pastry, piling, shame spirals, smugness, television, video games, your mother. You know, basically all things brahsome
Who I'd like to meet: Zack Galifianakis. And only Zack Galifiankis.
