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  • Brian Brauer

  • 29 / Male
  • Lakewood, Colorado, US
  • Last Login: 8/19/2009

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Interests

  • General

    I love my wife Nicole (she is my sanity in an otherwise cruel world). Currently on the 5-year plan (changed from 10 year plan) for school, trying to get my major in Biology. Love cars, specifically European & old school muscle cars (the 67' Corvette is the best car ever made), into partying when I have time, hanging out with friends, rippin it up on a skid!
  • Music

    Don't listen to the radio, it will rot your brain. Love acid jazz, drum n bass, alternative, rap, trance, house, some oldies, some punk.....basically I like anything musical that is different but intelligent at the same time.
  • Movies

    Boondock Saints, my fav. Love old school action movies with bad acting like; Rambo (all 3), Terminator (both), Commando, Predator (both), Rocky (1-3), European Vacation, Snatch, Oceans Eleven (Oceans Twelve sucked), Eraser, End of Days, Breakfast club (2nd best movie of all time) "Claire, did he give you the hot beef injection?" LOVE Back to the Future (all 3), Indiana Jones movies, Austin Powers, Ghostbusters, Basic, Minority Report, War of the Worlds, Kill Bill (1 & 2), Pulp Fiction, FRIDAY, Butterfly Effect, Road Trip, Spiderman 1 2 & 3, No Country for old men etc...
  • Television

    TV sucks, but I like to watch COPS, most anything on the Discovery channel or the History channel. Mythbusters and Dirty Jobs will maintain my attention more than anything else. Anything pertaining to nature and/or science is just great....TV combined with knowledge, what a wonderful world.
  • Books

    It's not a people that should fear it's government, it's a government that should fear it's people. Book....never heard of it.
  • Heroes

    Politicians....LOL! Scumbags

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Billings, MT
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 1" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Pisces
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: Nursery Manager
  • Income: $30,000 to $45,000

Schools

  • Red Rocks Community College

    • Lakewood,Colorado
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Degree: In Progress
    • Major: Biology
    • Minor: History
    • Clubs: I just want to graduate, hopefully will join Thi Theta Cappa if my GPA is above 3.2
    2006 to 2007
  • Green Mountain High School

    • Lakewood,Colorado
    • Graduated: 1998
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Clubs: I smoked pot alot, is that a "club"?
    1995 to 1998

Companies

  • Urban Farmer

    • Thornton, CO US
    • Yard/Nursery Manager
    Now

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About me:

Changing the profile a bit as I hardly ever visit Myspace anymore. Just trying to get through life and attain all of lifes wonders: kids, a good paying job etc. Still appreciating the things I have: hot wife, cats, nice car and a paycheck (the last one is subject to change in this economy). About me, I am the guy that will laugh will you fall down, not cause you hurt yourself but because you hurt yourself. Always try to live life with a little (or a boatload) of humor and although anxiety gets in the way, try to live with a smile on my face. I have to be the center of attention, but im not then life goes on...I will just sit in the corner and make noises that immitate flatulence. Very happily and recently married and have an itch to explore the world and travel but no money to do it. Peace

Who I'd like to meet:

Ain't easy, but it's fun! Who came up with this section? Who would I like to meet? Seriously..do you really care who I want to meet? It boggles the mind to think that the myspace community gives a shit about what I think. It sounds like something you would ask on a blind date, right before you head home alone. I would like to meet interesting people that believe that the world truly revolves around me. Thats right, I tell you to drink the spiked kool-aid and you do it, just cause I said, ha! Honestly, I would like to meet Ghandi so we could go to a strip club and toss back some malt liquor.

Comments

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  • May 8 2009 8:01 PM

    can you send me the pic of us 3 at the wedding?? i like that one and i want to put it on myspace. lynzatrc80@hotmail.com
  • Dec 17 2008 1:25 AM

    did you see the "jizz in my pants" video on SNL a few weeks ago?? if not, you HAVE to youtube it! let me know what you think! its soooooo funny!
  • Dec 16 2008 4:18 AM

    Dude, what are you talking about? Did you bump your head?!? And how come did it wait until right when I came back to MT to get this cold? Trying to work on the Dart is terrible right now!
  • Nov 11 2008 7:33 PM

    the fake cat shit and stale beer sounds most delightful but what i really want is a brauer baby...just throwin it out there:) i need some ideas for you too.
    love ya!
  • May 27 2008 10:41 PM



    Can you beat my score on the "Cartoons" quiz?








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  • May 7 2008 4:19 PM

    Hey Brian, How are you doin? Long time no talk, I think I am going to be in Denver in July, we should get together!
  • Apr 24 2008 3:04 AM

    what's up?!? how been? you're so funny-I still hurt from Jared's laughing too much-(at you not with you) nah, only partially kidding.

  • Apr 16 2008 9:05 AM

    look at my recent comments and tell me if you recognize, "jules"...its our cousin!
  • Apr 1 2008 2:36 AM

    whoever this brando character is, he's not better than me.

  • Feb 29 2008 2:40 PM

    Hi! Happy Birthday!! Have a great day!
  • Feb 29 2008 4:46 AM

    well hello hello and HAPPY early BIRTHDAY!! It was really good seeing you they other night, thanks for coming to hang out, we should do it again soon. Stona misses you...she was sad she didn't get to see you.
  • Feb 6 2008 10:25 AM

    so i have grown very fond of the flobots and im seeing them with the hot IQs which is also a local band that i actually know! do you want to go?
  • Jan 3 2008 3:48 PM

    I think I saw you puking on the side of the road over in lodo. Hate to tell you but you were violated but one of those fake deaf homeless men that run around there. Where the hell are ya man.
    Damn it we need to get together how about me you jennifer some drinky poo's?
  • Dec 6 2007 2:25 AM

    A homo says what?
  • Dec 5 2007 8:20 PM

    damn hackers! I was wondering what your comment was all about. ha, that's funny. how you been? I heard you're engaged...CONGRATS! where's/when's that drink we owe ourselves...?...
  • Nov 28 2007 12:25 AM

    btw...who the hell is rocko?
  • Nov 28 2007 12:16 AM

    i put dead people first on my top 8 lol so you can just wait your turn! it was good seeing you too! i really wish lee wasnt so retarded! guess what he was doing that night??? PLAYING HALO!!! what the hell? i really wanted you to pretend you were retarded though. i would have peed. anyways, nicole is coming to get me on friday to take care of this ordeal and depeneding on the check i get this week, i might give her more money. holler.
  • Nov 26 2007 8:55 PM

    Hello oldest friend! I hope you had a great Thanksgiving!
  • Nov 21 2007 2:13 PM

    We love it too. I have it as my laptop background pic.
  • Nov 15 2007 4:21 AM

    Rar!
  • Nov 1 2007 12:33 PM

    What a fag!!!!!!!!! It looks like you have some kind of growth by your chin.
    Why would you choose a profile picture showing off that hairy blond growth?
  • Oct 23 2007 2:50 PM

    Hey stranger...how are you? When is the big day???
  • Sep 16 2007 6:37 PM

    Hey! I have grown a couple of inches since you saw me last! haha! Whats up with you? Im trying to get back into the school routine again...ugh...only 2 more years...How are things going for you?
  • Aug 15 2007 2:55 AM

    You better sign up for fantasy football beeaacchh!!
  • Jul 12 2007 7:16 PM

    you? me? the schmidty? getting drinks tmw? think about it. O yeah you know you want it.