MySpace - ~Brandi~ ~MotorCity MachineGuns Girl 83 ~ - 19 - Female - KODIAK, Alaska

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[Marital Status]	single
[Shoe size]	10
[Parents still together]	no, thank god
[Siblings]	none
[Pets]	one, cat: boyo ( i was a year old, give me a break)
*FAVORITES*
[Color]	black
[Number]	12 and 54
[Animal]	unicorn
[Drinks]	coffee, tea, juice
[Soda]	mountain dew
[Book]	Cheating Death, Stealing Life: The Eddie Guerrero Story (Rest in Peace, mi amigo)
[Flower]	rose
*DO YOU*
[Color your hair?]	sometimes. but i'm a natural blonde.
[Twirl your hair?]	when i'm concentrating or when i'm nervous
[Have tattoos?]	no, not right now, but when i turn 18, i'm gonna get a few
[Have Piercings?]	only my ears right now.
[Cheat on tests/homework?]	no
[Drink/Smoke?]	no and no
[Like roller coasters?]	yes
[Wish you could live somewhere else?]	hell fuckin' yea! (i live in kodiak for god's sake!)
[Want more piercings?]	yes.
[Like cleaning?]	no
[Write in cursive or print?]	mixture of both
[Own a web cam?]	no
[Know how to drive?]	no. i cant drive. vision too poor, even with glasses.
[Own a cell phone?]	yes
[Ever get off the damn computer?]	yes. when i leave the house and when i go to school.
*HAVE U EVER*
[Been in a fist fight?]	yes
[Considered a life of crime?]	no
[Considered being a hooker?]	no fucking way
[Lied to someone?]	yes
[Been in love?]	i don't know. what is this "love" you speak of?
[Made out with JUST a friend?]	no
[Been in lust?]	no
[Used someone]	no
[Been used?]	i don't know
[Been cheated on?]	no. never had a boyfriend.
[Kicked someone in the nuts?]	yes
[Stolen anything?]	no
[Held a gun]	no
*CURRENTS*
[Current clothing]	jeans, t-shirt
[Current mood]	tired, bored
&..39;[Current taste] '	i don't know
[What you currently smell like]	my shampoo
[Current hair]	blonde, up in a clip
[Current thing I ought to be doing]	working on mitch's going away present
[Current cd in stereo]	you can't see me by john cena
[Last book you read]	six wives the queens of henry VII, by david starkey
[Last movie you saw]	phantom of the opera
[Last thing you ate]	french toast
[Last person you talked to on the phone]	zora
[Do drugs?]	no
[Believe there is life on other planets?]	maybe, never been to other planets. although, people say i'm from another plant.
Remember your first love?]	no
[Still love him/her?]	prolly not
[Read the newspaper?]	no, there's nothing interesting in the Kodiak Daily Mirror
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?]	i don't know, nor do I care
[Believe in miracles?]	yes
[Do well in school?]	yes
[Wear hats]	yes
[Hate yourself?]	sometimes, depends on my mood
[Have an obsession?]	yes
[Collect anything?]	yes
[Have a best friend?]	yes, many
[Close friends?]	yes, a few
[Like your handwriting?]	not really
[Care about looks]	no
*LOVE LIFE*
[First crush]	Shawn Michaels (wrestler)
[First kiss]	still waitin for it
[Do you believe in love at first sight?]	no
[Do you believe in "the one?"]	i will when i find him
[Are you a tease?]	i don't know
[Too shy to make the first move?]	yes
*ARE U A*
[Daydreamer]	sometimes
[Bitch/Asshole]	depends on my mood and the day
[sarcastic]	yes
[Angel]	i dont know
[Devil]	i dont know
[Shy]	yes
[Talkative]	depends on the person
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You Know You're From Alaska When...

"Vacation" means driving to Chitna to dip net. You measure distance in hours. Down south to you means Anchorage. You know several people who have hit a moose. Your school classes aren't cancelled because of cold. Your school classes were canceled because of ice. You think of the major four food groups as moose, caribou, beer, and squaw candy. You think that moose season is a national holiday. You know what a real sockeye is, and have a recipe for candy ones. You know if another Alaskan is from the city or the village as soon as they open their mouth. You can spell words like Chatanika, Ninilchik, and Tuntutuliak. You've had cabin fever. You own moose nugget ear rings. Mosquito dope is a part of your daily attire. You think the song Breaking Up is Hard to Do is about spring time. Travel luggage consists of ice coolers (or fish boxes) wrapped with duct tape. A seven course meal is a sixpack and a can of SPAM. When you answer the phone and it's a wrong number, but you know the number of the person they were trying to call off the top of your head. You have bigger tires on your plane than on your car. Someone mentions "super cub" and you do not envision a tiny bear wearing blue tights and a red cap. Your relatives/friends think you live too far away for them to come visit you, but keep asking you to come see them more often. October is the month of your highest income. The reason you don't own a poodle is because an eagle ate the last one. Kids catch the bus in the dark and get off it in the dark. You know why they named it Chicken, Alaska. You know that road flares will start a nice bon fire. You take the door off the outhouse to see the aurora. Your idea of taking a load off is emptying the firewood out of the back of the truck. You know a tail-dragger is an airplane, not a bad day at the office. You know that a Spenard Divorce involves a .357 magnum, not a lawyer. You like your neighbors. You know at least one pot grower. You put up with the pain of a toothache until the Permanent Fund Dividend checks come out in October. You know going "outside" involves a whole lot more than opening a door and walking into the yard. You know Bunny Boots aren't worn by bunnies or made out of bunnies. You know the meaning of the word "baleen" and it has nothing to do with making hay into large cubes. You take off your shirt and your arms are as pale as your legs all the way to your wrists. You don't know anyone who doesn't own a 4-wheeler. You've washed your car while there was still snow on the ground. You know a honey bucket is really a bucket, but it's not really full of honey. You know that the Rat Net is not a rodent catching device. You learned to swim indoors. Your bedroom windows are covered in aluminum foil. Your monthly veterinarian bill is more than your own medical bill. You know a "white out" has to do with winter conditions not correcting fluid for typos. You think it's normal for a town to put all the businesses on one side of the road. Your local golf course has "happy hour" between 1:00 and 2:00 am. The seat in your outhouse is lined with styrofoam so your butt won't freeze to it when you have to sit down for a certain amount of time. You've had to set your alarm every three hours to go start you car and let it run for 20 minutes so hopefully it will start in the morning so you can go to work. Instead of plugging in your freezer, you've just move it to the front porch! You open your freezer to take out something for dinner, and are faced with many choices, Pink Salmon, Silver Salmon, Red Salmon, King Salmon, Smoked Salmon, or Halibut! You can play road hockey on skates. You see signs saying Do or do NOT _____ but you never see any law enforcement people. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Alaska.

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You Know You're From Dublin When...

You say "I'm Grand" all the time. You drink Guinness as if it is a sixth food group. You disagree with above - Guinness is the FIRST food group. You're pale and white... yet compared to others your suntan looks good. You say "Are you grand?" all the time. You say "Isn't it grand?" all the time. You say "That'd be grand?" all the time. You can pronounce names like Eoghan, Niamh and Siobhan. You take 4 hours to get home on a Saturday night and think nothing of it. You don't eat anything cold, uncooked or not resembling meat, bread or potatoes. You say "Your man" all the time. You say "Your woman" all the time. You say "It's grand that your man asked if I'm grand" all the time. You find yourself still living with family and having dinners cooked for you by someone's mammy - at thirty. You talk about 'dinners' and 'mammys'. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Dublin.

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You Know You're Addicted to Star Wars When...

You can recite *all* the dialogue from the trilogy. You watch the entire trilogy at least once a month. You wonder why the SW theme never makes it into those "clasical collections." Any time you pick up a walkie-talkie or two-way radio, the first thing you say is "TK-421, why aren't you at your post?" Whenever you went anywhere outside with your friends, you always walked single file, to hide your numbers. You've written several letters to the President recommending that he dissolve the council, put power in the hands of the regional governors, and let fear keep the local systems in line. In college, after several hours of poker, you got thrown our of the game for suggesting, "How about some sabacc?" When trying unsuccessfully to snare that last Cheerio floating in your cereal bowl, you remarked, "the Force is strong with this one." On Halloween, you would never dress as: Luke, Han Solo, Leia, Vader, Chewie, Threepio, Artoo However, you would dress as: Wedge, Porkins, Crix Madine, that spider droid from Jabba's palace that fat dancer from Jabba's palace, Sy Snootles, the Cantina bartender. The monster in the trash compactor, Boba Fett, An Imperial probe droid You've been pulled over by a policeman, and when asked to see your driver's license you replied, "You don't need to see my identification." And when he asks about your two friends in the back "They're for sale, if you want them." You have physically threatened anyone who referred to "Hans Solo" or "Dark Vader", confused Star Wars with Star Trek, or spellied Wookiee with only one "e." You have held up an onion ring and said, "Look sir...droids!" You've referred to Wedge Antilles or Boba Fett as "The Man." You've bought a white Isuzu Trooper, strictly because of the name. While sitting on the couch with your girlfriend, she comments about being cold. So, naturally, you slice open the side of the cushion and stuff her in. You insist on spelling Pizza Hut "Pizza Hutt." You dropped your religion and now live the way Yoda taught you. You recorded all the new Star Wars comercials. You frequently experience insomnia and, to counter this, begin counting nerfs. You answer the phone "Die wanna wanga?" Whenever you buy a new appliance, you make sure to get one that speaks Bacchi. You call your aunt and uncle Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen. Whenever you catch sight of cars behind yours, you say "Fighters, coming in, point three five." Someone else in your car says "What about that tower?" You respond, "You worry about those fighters, I'll worry about the tower", and moments later your car slams into the water tower the passenger was referring to. When a cop catches you speeding, you floor it, saying "I've outrun Imperial starships, and not the local bulk cruisers..." When someone apologizes to you, you choke him and tell him that you accept his apology. You ride your motorbike through the forest at top speed, and survive after throwing yourself off just before it hits a tree. You've 'wielded' a flashlight and made humming sounds. You wave your hand purposefully and 'use the force' to open and close automatic doors or elevator doors. You go over to a friends, go to his refrigerator, and crawl in throwing food and stuff over your shoulder and grunting. You walk into an optometrist's office and shout: You will PAY for your lack of vision! You have a Yoda figurine replacing the brand symbol on the hood of your car. When accelerating your car to enter the freeway, you tell your passengers to strap in and prepare for light speed. Your significant other dumps you because everytime she/he says, "I love you" you always respond, "I know." You quote Yoda to defend your political beliefs. You have so many SW Trilogy GIF's, JPG's, MIDI's, AVI's, WAV's, MPG's, icons and text files that you're rapidly running out of disk space and have to buy a bigger hard drive just to hold them all. You have so many SW posters that you can't see your ceiling or floor, either. You have so many SW toys that you can't see your SW posters anyway. When leaving a restaurant, you can't resist signing Boba Fett or Darth Vader in the guestbook. You went through a state of depression when Chewie died. You look at "big hairy carpets" with more respect than before. You speak Rodian. You punch out trekkies who say "Death star my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9." With a blue-tinted plastic tube, a flashlight, two hours of a Saturday night, and 4 rolls of blue electrical tape, you finally complete your own working "Light-saber" You listen for Obi-Wan while attempting to parallel park 1Your father asks you how fast your car is, and you reply, "Fast enough for you, old man!" You could have sworn you saw bantha tracks during your trip to the grand canyon. Every time somebody sneezes, you say, "May the force be with you." The cinnamon buns in your hair start to grow mold. You call your friend who is a midget Wicket. You refer to money as credits without trying to. You respond to any mention of the legality of something with "I will make it legal." You start reliving the speeder bike chase on your motorbike. Someone tells you your car is old and beat-up, you reply "She'll do .5 past light speed..." You refer to getting off the freeway as coming out of hyperspace. You are POSITIVE you are force-sensitive and only lack the proper training. Someone says they will try to do something you automatically respond "Do or do not. There is no try." By intense study you have actually figured out the location of every gun implacement on a star destroyer. Your house robe is brown and extra large. You type in the terms for a search engine as if entering coordinates, then shout "Punch it, Chewie!" as you click on search. You argue about whether Star Wars is space fantasy or space opera. You're out looking for a Wookie for your school's wrestling team. You nickname your car the Millennium Falcon. The last time a cute guy tried to hug you, your hands were dirty. When your mom asks you to clean your room, you say "Leave that to me." Your friends share recipes for cooking Ewok. You have a long braid in you hair like Obi-Wan in E1. You call your boss/teacher "Master" You went to the nearest recruiting center and asked to be assigned to the 121st TIE squadren When asked if you want to be buried or creamated you say "I'll just vanish like the rest of the Jedi" You have a bad feeling about everything. While partying with friends, you do your Darth Vader impression. You try to get your car up to .5 beyond lightspeed, in a parking lot. You call your girlfriend, "your Highness." You keep calling your boyfriend, "Luke," "Han," or "Lando" by mistake. You believe John Williams is the best composer ever (which, of course, he is!), and George Lucas is a god (which, too, is pretty much true!) While listening to the soundtrack without knowing the name of the song you are listening to, you know exactly what's happening while it's playing. In foreign language class, you tell the teacher, "Hey! If I'm fluent in over six million forms of communication, then how come I'm getting such a bad grade in this class?" When your friends confide in you and tell you their deepest, darkest secrets, you say, "You are far too trusting." When your dad says, "I am your father," you begin to scream uncontrollably and shout, "NOOOO! It's not true!" at the top of your lungs. You have ever thought the world would be a better place if it were like the Rebel Alliance/New Republic. You now want to become an astronaut to see if there really is a Lando system. Obiwan Kenobi and Yoda come to you in your dreams and give you advice about tough situations you're dealing with. Yoda's little sayings have had a profound impact on your life, and you abide by them religiously. You've created lyrics to the songs in Star Wars. Instead of saving for college, you save up for Star Wars stuff you plan to buy. Anyone who doesn't like Star Wars you proclaim is an Imperial. When you are ticked off at somebody, you send bounty hunters all over the place to find them and then you encase him in carbonite for a new wall decoration. When your alarm clock goes off in the morning, your reply is, "Unexpected this is... and unfortunate!" When riding your bike, you look behind you and accelerate wildly by pressing down on the petal with your right toe. You've kept the "good" action figures stored separately from the "bad" ones. As a child, whenever you had broken something, your response was always, "It must've had a self-destruct mechanism. I didn't hit it that hard." You've refused to enter a cave/cavern/tunnel without a handgun and a large stick. When you waited for a friend to catch up with you, you told him to hurry up or he'd be a permanent resident. You've ever found yourself in a chat room, training Jedi. You've ever told your younger brother at the dinner table, "Use the fork, Luke." You've ever roped off your Star Wars Action Figure collection, claiming it to be an independent nation. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Star Wars.

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*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Brandi Wagner
Birthday:	March 31
Birthplace:	Kodiak, Alaska
Current Location:	Kodiak, Alaska (am I ever going to leave this god damned town?!!?)
Eye Color:	blue
Hair Color:	blonde
Height:	5'4'' (feel free to laugh at my shortness)
Right Handed or Left Handed:	right
Your Heritage:	German, Irish, Scottish, Alutiiq
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Vans sneakers
Your Weakness:	Pro Wrestling
Your Fears:	Spiders, heights, failing
Your Perfect Pizza:	lots of sauce, no cheese, peperonni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	3.0 GPA, talking to a pro wrestler
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	brb
Thoughts First Waking Up:	God, is it time to get up already? and/or How the hell am I going to get through today? (answer: watch wrestling when I get home!)
Your Best Physical Feature:	eyes
Your Bedtime:	ranges from 11pm-2 am, depends on the day, and what do i have to do
Your Most Missed Memory:	Hanging out with my cousin L.A. (I don't see him much anymore, I live in Kodiak, and he lives in Michigan)
Pepsi or Coke:	Coke, but Mountain Dew is my fav.
MacDonalds or Burger King:	McDonalds, but I prefer Subway
Single or Group Dates:	I don't know, I've never been on a date.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Coffee
Do you Smoke:	no way
Do you Swear:	Hell fuckin' yeah!!!
Do you Sing:	Yes, I love to sing.
Do you Shower Daily:	yes
Have you Been in Love:	yes
Do you want to go to College:	yes
Do you want to get Married:	yes
Do you belive in yourself:	depends on my mood. usually no
Do you get Motion Sickness:	yes
Do you think you are Attractive:	no fucking way
Are you a Health Freak:	i dont know
Do you get along with your Parents:	my mom, yes, my father, no, I hate his damn guts
Do you like Thunderstorms:	yes
Do you play an Instrument:	yes, two. Flute and acoustic guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	no
In the past month have you Smoked:	no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	no
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	no, Kodiak doesn't have a mall. We have WalMart.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	no
In the past month have you been on Stage:	yes, our next drama club production is Flowers for Algernon. I'm a drama nerd.
In the past month have you been Dumped:	no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	no
Ever been Drunk:	no
Ever been called a Tease:	yes
Ever been Beaten up:	yes
Ever Shoplifted:	no
How do you want to Die:	theres a difference in how I WANT to die, and how I WILL die. I would like to die peacefully, but I'll probably die violently.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	Forensic Psychologist, or Forensic Scientist, or Actress, or involved in the sport of Professional Wrestling some how.
What country would you most like to Visit:	England, Scotland, Ireland, Egypt, Italy, and Germany
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	blue or green
Favourite Hair Color:	doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair:	short
Height:	taller than me, which is easy, considering I'm 5'4''.
Weight:	doesnt matter
Best Clothing Style:	jeans and t shirts
Number of Drugs I have taken:	none
Number of CDs I own:	too many. I'd guess around 250 or 300.
Number of Piercings:	one, my ears.
Number of Tattoos:	none right now, but after I turn 18, I'd like to get a few.
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	too many to count or remember.
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Name:	Brandi Wagner
Birthdate:	March 31, 1990
Birthplace:	Kodiak, Alaska
Current Location:	Kodiak, Alaska
Eye Color:	Blue
Hair Color:	Blonde
Height:	5'4''
Weight:	I'd rather not say
Piercings:	only my ears right now
Tatoos:	none right now, but after i turn 18, i'm going to get a few
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:	none. never had one
Overused Phraze:	whatever, i dont know, maybe
*FAVORITES*
Food:	Pasta
Candy:	Chocolate
Number:	12 and 54
Color:	black
Animal:	unicorn
Drink:	Mountain Dew
Alcohol Drink:	i dont have one, i don't drink
Bagel:	with cream cheese
Letter:	A
Body Part on Opposite sex:	eyes
*This or That*
Pepsi or Coke:	Coke. but my fav. is mountain dew
McDonalds or BurgerKing:	mcdonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon:	watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea:	ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla	chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:	coffee
Kiss or Hug:	both
Dog or Cat:	neither
Rap or Punk:	rap
Summer or Winter:	winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:	neither. i like dramas
*Love or Money:*
*YOUR...*
Bedtime:	it ranges between 11 pm and 2 am. depends on the day and what i have to do
Most Missed Memory:	hanging out with my cousin L.A.
Best phyiscal feature:	eyes
First Thought Waking Up:	God, is it time to get up already? and/or What the hell am I going to do to get through the day? (answer: watch wrestling when I get home)
Goal for this year:	3.0 gpa, talking to a professional wrestler
Best Friends:	Mitch, Zora, Karen, Sena, Matt, Catherine, Crystal, Jessica Jane, and Brittany Leedy
Weakness:	Professional Wrestling, music, acting
Fears:	spiders, heights, failing
Heritage:	Irish, Scottish, German, Alutiiq
Longest relationship:	never had one
*HAVE YOU...*
Ever Drank:	no
Ever Smoked:	no
Pot:	no
Ever been Drunk:	no
Ever been beaten up:	yes
Ever beaten someone up:	yes
Ever Shoplifted:	no
Ever Skinny Dipped:	no
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:	yes
Been Dumped Lately:	no
*RANDOMS*
Number of Regrets in the Past:	too many to count or remember.
What country do you want to Visit:	Ireland, Scotland, Italy, Germany
How do you want to Die:	There is a big difference between how I WANT to die and how I WILL die. I want to die peacefully, but I'll probably die violently.
Been to the Mall Lately:	no. Kodiak doesn't have a mall, we have WalMart.
Do you like Thunderstorms:	yes
Get along with your Parents:	my mom, yes, my father, no I hate his damn guts.
Health Freak:	no
Do you think your Attractive:	no fucking way
Believe in Yourself:	it depends on my mood. usually, no
Want to go to College:	yes
Do you Smoke:	no
Do you Drink:	no
Shower Daily:	yes
Been in Love:	i don't know. what is this "love" you speak of?
Do you Sing:	yes a lot
Want to get Married:	yes
Do you want Children:	the poor kids would be cursed with me as their mother. i'm a better babysitter.
Have your future kids names planned out:	no
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:	25
Hate anyone:	yes
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