My full name is Brandon Sky Cullen
I'm not a Twilight fan, that is my real last name.
I'm a recording musician. If you're reading this you're probably listening to my music.
I also do stand-up comedy. I have for a little over 2 years. My last show was on January 22, 2009 at Lakeside Bar in Arizona, where me and my best friend, Zack Lyman sold out at 213 in attendance.
I've been broken, hurt, cheated on, fucked over, lied to, and left a mess.
I have borderline personality disorder. This means that I have sporadic, pervasive, and intensely depressing mood swings, a part from being paranoid and worried about EVERYTHING.
I'm sick of being opening up and being taken for granted. For that case, I have trust issues and I'm a vault that refuses to open.
If you've hurt me, you probably have some form of song written about you in a leather journal that rests in the back seat of my car.
I have a job.
I hate people that smell, and nasty breath. Its disgusting, have you no personal hygiene?
I'm more shy in person.
I'm tired of meeting the "same person." Like, different people end up doing the same thing.
I get jealous, clingy, and needy sometimes. Its worse when my bi-polar has taken effect. I'll be the first to admit it. I fuck up things. I'm not perfect. Excuse the fuck out of me.
I want someone to adore the worst of me, just as much as they do the best of me.
A part from family, there are a total of 4 people that I would do anything for. You know who you are.
I'm selfish and stubborn, but open-minded and a sweetheart and I will listen to your problems and give you my best possible advice.
I'm BRUTALLY HONEST, AND VERY SARCASTIC. Don't ask my opinion if you don't want me to tell you honestly how it is.
I idolize Johnny Knoxville, and Max Bemis.
I'm a mess, and I can't help it. But the first step to bettering yourself is being aware of yourself. This is me, opening up.
I can be an escape from the ordinary.
Don't give up on me.
I'm fuckin' flawed as all hell. I'm no where near perfect, and don't think I am. I'm insecure as all hell, and I have my reasons. Don't think I'm cocky when I TRY to be someone's definition of confident.
I probably spend more time on my hair then you do.
I wrote this because I'm tired of people not knowing me and expecting me to be their definition of perfect. Fuck that. I know who I am, and I want someone to take me as I am. If you think you can keep up with the benevolence that I keep inside of me, then shoot me a message and lets have a pleasant conversation. I just want to be worth someone's time.
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE
Who I'd like to meet:
Someone real. I don't want anything more than someone who won't bail, and a girl that lays her head on my lap while I play guitar. Show me you're different?
For music/entertainment/stand-up comedy booking inquiries, email bscbooking@ymail.com or just shoot me a myspace message.
For graphic design inquiries, email brandonsky@ymail.com, or just message me.
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