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Brendon
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		Check out METALOCALYPSE now on [adult swim] Male 34 years old LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA United States Last Login: 11/28/2009

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Brendon's Interests

General	jacking off. sleeping. at the same time.
Music	Favorite band DETHKLOK
Movies	Horse tits: highway fuckin'
Television	THE OFFICE (UK- need i say). that's it.
Books	man cans.
Heroes	Brian May.

Brendon's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Networking, Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Springfield,Ill
Body type:	5' 11"
Zodiac Sign:	Aquarius
Income:	$250,000 and Higher

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DETHALBUM II LISTENING PARTY IN NY WEDS SEPT 23rd (view more)

DETHKLOK EBAY AUCTION FOR CHARITY (view more)

BRENDON SMALL (ME) HOSTING THE GUITAR PLAYER SUPERSTAR EVENT 2009 sept 12 (view more)

DETHKLOK AND MASTODON JOIN FORCES FOR 34 CITY TOUR 2009 (view more)

DETHALBUM II COMES OUT SEPTEMBER 29 2009 (view more)

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Brendon's Blurbs

About me:
if you gay bash me in your sleep you better wake up and apologize.

Who I'd like to meet:
Drunk horney college co eds with tits on their asses

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PSSSSST..........	Nov 28 2009 8:23 PM Hope you had a great thanksgiving.....cant wait to see more new Dethklok!!!
[sFd]StephAnnihilatrix♥ ™	Nov 28 2009 8:21 PM lets me knows if i tickles you
apparition	Nov 27 2009 12:27 AM Happy turkey day, Brendon. Hope yours is a good one!
Nicky	Nov 26 2009 9:26 PM Hope you got to enjoy your thanksgiving Brendon!
Black Metal Goddess	Nov 26 2009 9:26 PM
travis ♠DethklÖk♠	Nov 26 2009 9:26 PM Great show in Hollywood last Friday. I met you afterwards too. Thanks for talking
Liz	Nov 26 2009 7:00 AM Holy shit. Your concert on the 20th in Hollywood made my ears bleed. But in a totally fucking awesome metal way. And holy fucking fuckstick, meeting you was the most brutal night of my life. (I was the girl in the wheelchair after the show, dunno if you remember) Did I mention I love you? cuz I totally do. I fucking love Metalocalypse. And I loved you as Action Johnny on Venture Bros the other night.
MORGAN	Nov 26 2009 2:17 AM metalocolypse is hillarious but dethklok is no fucking joke to me. you defanatley raised the bar on the new album, i cant stop listening to it. the bridge and solo in comet song makes me tear up literally every time i hear it. dethklok is significant in to many ways to describe. theres so much content in the songs it never gets old. its so clean and clear and i just cant shut the fuck up about it. i havent felt like this about a band since i first heard the great southern trendkill! its safe to say after hearing dethalbum II i officially SUCK at guitar!!!
GearSmoke	Nov 25 2009 6:38 AM Congrats on making it through another tour in one piece. Hope you make it to Canada in the summer next tour! I'm still hoping to hear back about the note I sent you, when you've got time.
Clorisa	Nov 25 2009 12:19 AM Thanks for the add! The show on the 19th in Hollywood was so sic! Hands down the best show I've ever been to. Can't wait until you guys come back to Cali :)
BusstheMann	Nov 24 2009 7:44 AM The episode this morning was THE funniest episode oh any show I have ever seen. I have not laughed that hard in a very long time. Amazing songs for the beginning of the season, keep it up.
Uppertorso	Nov 24 2009 7:44 AM There's already a million comments on the new episode, but screw it. It deserves it...shit, it almost beats out the premiere in my books. And we're only 3 episodes in. Nathan's Bleach Trip-out was some cool~ shit man, along with everything else in that episode. America needs the technology to turn your brainwaves and imagination into some kind of sex toy so I can fuck it. I know I ain't alone on that thought.
Mister D. Praved	Nov 24 2009 2:39 AM You were amazing on the 20th. I was Rockzo, thanks for the great time. Wish I could have gone backstage but your security denied me even though the bassist told me too and when I had back stage passes, what a shame!!!
Wicked FIX	Nov 24 2009 2:38 AM You sir, have single handedly saved metal from the dildo poser wannabe shit that's been coming out since the late 90's... Also...you're show last Saturday in San Jose... Fucking amazing! Dethklok owned the place! I was in the bathroom and overheard a guy about your age, talking shit about Dethklok sayin, " Who the fuck is Dethklok? why don't people check out real Metal bands, not some animated wannabe band. If you ask them about Pantera, they'd be like who is that?" Well, That same guy happened to be standing right behind me when you started your set... and by the time you finished "Bloodlines", he was FUCKING LOVING IT!" You definitely shoved the daily recommended value of metal up his ass! Best show I've ever been to, period! Thank you for an amazing experience.
Dr. Rockzo	Nov 24 2009 2:38 AM The new episode, oh my god, I could not stop laughing the whole time. And that song at the beginning sounds so kickass! :D You are one brilliant maaan.
Juji Shabangah	Nov 24 2009 2:38 AM Dude dethhealth was fucking awesome. I was dying the whole time. There was even a rack focus with the drill haha awww man that shit was great
Bethany	Nov 23 2009 8:39 PM ok..so are you gonna bring back the Revengencers?? i..........need............to...........know.................?
Clark Deal	Nov 23 2009 6:53 PM Cleaning your teeth with tits. [fucking brilliant]
Blastodon Online Now!	Nov 23 2009 6:53 PM dude that song in the beginning with the guillaneutering was awesome. you guys just binge drank and did drugs the whole time "whoops" STOP!!...Hamburger time. a whole bottle bottle of booze straight to rippin the bong straight to puttin white christmas up your nose. Epic.
apparition	Nov 23 2009 6:52 PM Oh man... the shit you guys come up with is absolutely brilliant. Loved the new episode.
Branden	Nov 23 2009 6:52 PM amazing show in hollywood on the 20th. my sock were rocked so hard and im pretty sure i have some brain damage. cant wait to c u guys again. one of the best shows ive ever been to.
Madam KeG ツ Online Now!	Nov 22 2009 11:58 PM You sir rock so hard, you melt faces with your tasty riffs
Barnickel	Nov 22 2009 4:24 PM Great show in Austin!! plaaaayyyy faster.
teh TiM	Nov 22 2009 4:24 PM Was at Sj show tonight was amazing you guys destroyed
☠☆E Pills <3 ☠	Nov 22 2009 3:26 AM DETHKLOK WAS THE SHIT ON THURSDAY MAN .. THAT WAS ONE BRUTAL SHOW <33 we all love you brendon small <33

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