Brendon
"Check out METALOCALYPSE now on [adult swim]"

Male
33 years old
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 10/15/2008
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    Brendon's Interests
Generaljacking off. sleeping. at the same time.
MusicFavorite band DETHKLOK
MoviesHorse tits: highway fuckin'
TelevisionTHE OFFICE (UK- need i say). that's it.
Booksman cans.
HeroesBrian May.

     Brendon's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Springfield,Ill
Body type:5' 11"
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Income:$250,000 and Higher



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About me:
if you gay bash me in your sleep you better wake up and apologize.
Who I'd like to meet:
Drunk horney college co eds with tits on their asses

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♥♥He's The Reason I Wake Up In The Afternoon♥♥





Oct 15 2008 12:00 AM

yay thanks for the add
LOVE THE SHIT OUTTA DETHKLOK
brake





Oct 14 2008 8:29 PM

Dumb dildos gives us all dhe free coffee in dhe wourld and no instruction on how to cook it!
Stormhelm





Oct 14 2008 5:59 PM

Brendon your studio setup inspires loads! Thanks!
666 the number of The Eric





Oct 13 2008 8:23 AM

Cinnamon Buns!
Steak Knife Steve™





Oct 13 2008 3:01 AM

I listen to the DETHALBUM every single day. And it only gets better and better.....
Nolan





Oct 12 2008 12:45 PM

is there gonna be a dethtour 2?
April





Oct 12 2008 7:46 AM

Come up to San Francisco again.
Please? :)
Megan





Oct 11 2008 7:30 AM

Brendon, im not a "college co-ed" but, if you want tits on an ass, you need to talk to me.
my boyfriend even told me to leave him for you!! haha!
Megan





Oct 11 2008 8:21 AM

B.S.~
thank you for adding me so quickly, you sexy, sexy, sexy, cartoonist! honestly, i will fly to california only to say hi to you.
Larry the McCain Voter





Oct 10 2008 3:22 PM

Where are my muffins?!?
Metal Music Promotions





Oct 10 2008 12:43 PM

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Oct 10 2008 3:42 AM

your such a badass i love your music and you funny as a motha fucka
Knife





Oct 9 2008 9:44 PM

Your my Ca ca ca Hero!
Sam





Oct 9 2008 6:59 PM

Thanks for adding me. I've been a Home Movies fan forever, and when I caught the first episode and saw your name It made it all the better. Huge metal fan and the pure brutality of the music had me a fan of Dethklok from Detheme.
I live off music, can't wait for the next album.
Josh


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Oct 9 2008 2:22 PM

Thanks for adding me, and let me know if you meet any of those college girls with tits on their asses!
Plague of Locusts (demo online!)





Oct 9 2008 2:54 PM

Thanks for adding us! Dethklok rulz!
brake





Oct 9 2008 12:35 PM

I would like to hear you play a rendition of the "solo" toward the end of JSB's Brandenburg concerto.
Toriadore Films & Special FX





Oct 9 2008 6:53 AM

thanksfortheadd
Jeremy





Oct 9 2008 3:32 AM

Can't wait for a new season of Metalocalypse and a new Dethklok album.

Ever thought about bringing back Home Movies?
Chuck Farley





Oct 9 2008 3:49 AM

they should
change
adult swim
to
adult small.

you rock man.
DEVINFORCE





Oct 9 2008 3:05 AM

i love you...& home movies♥
KAON





Oct 8 2008 10:31 PM

Want new Dethklok album now! XD
Kittie Killuall #18=9





Oct 8 2008 5:46 AM

I'm ready for a new tour.
start setting one up!
Crappy The Clown





Oct 8 2008 4:03 AM

Dear Sarah Palin...

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SHOW US YER "COUGAR BOOBIES"! "JOE SIX PACK" WANTS A BJ!

VOTE Crappy The Clown 2008
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Oct 7 2008 11:40 PM

sup dawg?
Metal Metzger





Oct 7 2008 11:59 PM

dude your fucking sweet.
Whens the second season of dethklok coming out on dvd?!?!?And is there plans for a new ablum?!?!?If so when!?!?Could you post a blog about this stuff or something, i know a lot of people who would like answers to those ??s
Oh, Lyra!





Oct 7 2008 8:01 PM

Do play 'Lords of Thunder'. It's the most ridiculously metal video game I've ever played in my life.
ADreaM





Oct 7 2008 5:33 AM

I just wanted to let you know how much i love the brendon power hour on adultswim;)
Dethharmonic





Oct 7 2008 7:10 PM

I still want your peen.
Fret Photography





Oct 7 2008 3:31 AM


he just wanted to let you know hes a big fan.
AAAHAHAHA
Bruce Nation





Oct 6 2008 8:34 AM


Click on a tush to check out my new song "Possessed People"!!!
Heather Epic Metal





Oct 5 2008 6:22 AM

oh please redo the top gun anthem!
with real drums, ooooh, i can only imagine! double bass!
Daniel O. G.





Oct 5 2008 1:13 AM

oh brendon

you so crazy
Bill Metoyer





Oct 4 2008 10:51 PM

Brendon it was cool seeing you at Amon Amarth the other night. You still have no clue that you are a rock star do you? LOL.
ps. Bring back Posehn as Dethkloks Manager!
Bill
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Oct 4 2008 12:42 AM

PLEASE tell me what "Horse tits: highway fuckin" is..i wanna drink a case of beer & eat a box og donuts and watch that bitch
Josh


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Oct 4 2008 5:27 PM

cant wait to pick up one of the signature Epiphones
Hard TON





Oct 4 2008 12:27 PM

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Oct 3 2008 5:11 PM

Keep running into you! Maybe one of these days we will for real chat.
sunset in my veins.





Oct 3 2008 6:26 AM

i dont get out of all people, you're the one jerking off when you're so fuckin hot[:
Maelstrom (new songs!)





Oct 3 2008 1:33 AM

Hey Brendon! How goes it?
Was a fan of Home Movies back in the day, and been following Metalocalypse since the beginning! Check out our stuff when you get a chance! Progressive Canadian Thrash.
Maggie





Oct 2 2008 3:17 PM

Hey, it's my Birthday! I'm 50!!!
As Jimmy Buffett says, "I'm growing Older but not Up".

Hope the DIMMU BORGIR thingy was a blast!!
GUITAR MATRIX {R.I.P Kyle}





Oct 2 2008 2:52 AM

THE KING OF HEAVIEST METAL BAND ALIVE...has just added me :D thx bro
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