Brent Elskan (the bastard)
Brent Elskan
Screwing you out of content since 1976.

Male
33 years old
Gainesville, FLORIDA
United States



Last Login: 7/14/2009
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GeneralChess, coffee, smoking, Guinness, PCs, networking, HTML, web-design, intelligence, iPods (as applied to how they are taking over the bloody planet), sociology, theology, theoretical physics, string theory, open-membrane theory, literature, litterature (it's a play on words there--you get that?), other things I lack the interest to continue to elaborate upon anymore, so bye now.
MusicYeah, music is good. I like it. More, please.
MoviesA lovely way to expand one's entertainment options beyond computing and sexual encounters.
TelevisionAn absolutely mind-crushing waste of my time which insults my intelligence. I refuse to be arsed to put up with it anymore.
BooksAre the most wonderful inventions in human history, barring only this lovely thing called a computer.
HeroesHm, tough one, since I am pretty realistic, with a cynical tint. Let's say... Stephen Hawking, and perhaps, Irving Chernev, and let it go at that. Anything beyond only ends up being me.
Groups: People for Jim Halpert on MySpaceThe Office kicks major arse!

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     Brent Elskan (the bastard)'s Details
Status:Divorced
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Earth
Body type:5' 11"
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Occupation:Bastard

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Technology - Internet - Webmaster
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University of Florida
Gainesville, Florida US
Registrar
Center for Transportation Training

Sept, 2005 - Current



Brent Elskan (the bastard) is not the sort to avoid conflict
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   Brent Elskan (the bastard)'s Blurbs
About me:
It's like hide and seek, without the hiding. Now go seek. Married To The Sea
marriedtothesea.com
Who I'd like to meet:

Not that anyone seems to be making any effort to read this bit, but I'm really only here so I can keep in touch with several people I know personally, and maybe a little branching out, though VERY selectively. It takes a lot to make me add someone.

If I know you personally (we've met, we've had phone conversations, we've exchanged more than four or five emails, like that...) I will probably add you if you find me, but generally speaking, unsolicited friend requests just tend to get on my nerves, unless you completely kick ass.

Do you kick ass? Are you sure? Do you kick as much ass as JenKitty? If you kick at least as much ass as the JenKitty, I'll probably take your request seriously. If you have nothing on your profile or blog, and no way for me to find out what sort of mind you've got, you aren't getting added, so don't send a request.

Now... I am interested in meeting intelligent, forthright, unique people, but I'm still pretty selective, so give me a little time before I decide whether or not you're addable.




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Brent Elskan (the bastard) has 52 friends.
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 Jacqueline 


 sara 


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 Stephanie 


 Draegon 


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 ~EV1L CH1LD~ 


 Just Susan 


 ellegitimate 


 Ayria 


 JenKitty! 


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Jacqueline





May 19 2009 1:03 AM

I see you haven't been eaten by an alligator. This pleases me.
Charlotte Dreams





May 14 2009 8:21 PM

Peek a Boo!

:::beams a smile at karma:::
Michael





Apr 22 2009 12:46 AM

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Send me a drink back!

Michael





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Send me a drink back!

Niki





May 11 2008 6:08 AM

You're just saying that because you can see down my dress ;)

j/k..thank you very much Brent
RUNAMUK RANCH





May 11 2008 2:05 AM

Hey Brent! So you do pop in on occasion! Thanks for the add,
see ya
R&B
Charlotte Dreams





Feb 10 2008 4:04 AM

~EV1L CH1LD~





Jan 28 2008 9:54 PM

TAG! GO CHECK MY BLOG.
~EV1L CH1LD~





Dec 31 2007 4:00 PM

happy birth day sweets
Charlotte Dreams





Dec 26 2007 2:50 AM

Happy Holidaze Karma!

♥}{eather♥





Nov 4 2007 8:23 PM

Hey stud, I wanted to make sure you hadn't fallen off the face of the planet and say hello while I'm at it..hehe Drop me a line sometime when you have a chance.
Charlotte Dreams





Oct 16 2007 3:49 AM

Oh my GOODness Man! I can't even begin to express how totally cool it is to be in touch with you again! This time/space continuum is an amazing conduit for connecting lost friends~and I am so grateful! YAY! Looking forward to more~

:::beams a smile at Karma:::

♥}{eather♥





Sep 28 2007 9:28 PM

Droppin in to show some luv, hope you're doing alright dear <3
Beauty in the Breakdown





Jun 1 2007 3:29 AM

Thanks for getting me to work on time...
Oh and I do other things when I'm home alone .:evil cackles:.
Though i wasn't alone.

love you,
sarah
Jacqueline





May 24 2007 3:19 AM

Ahhh Brent, its times like these, when I am soul searching and scanning through my past I happen to stumble upon your memory, and smile. I hope you're doing well sweetheart. *squee!*
Lindsay





Mar 16 2007 12:27 PM

I think you need new pictures....
♥}{eather♥





Mar 10 2007 2:22 AM

Have you died?
♥}{eather♥





Dec 23 2006 12:14 AM

Hey mister! Dropping by to see how you're doing, show some love and let ya know I hope ya have a great new year :P
Lindsay





Dec 20 2006 12:01 AM

So i hear you have carpet now...hows that going for ya?
~EV1L CH1LD~





Nov 29 2006 9:41 PM

Hello my favorite lil bastard of an asshole! Just wanted to see how you are doing and dropping you some love off for the holidays*gags* I HATE holidays. Anywhoo take care.
Draegon





Nov 26 2006 3:33 PM

Awww, he likes me.

Must mean I'm intelligent, or as pissy as you are. :P


You MySpacer!
ellegitimate





Nov 23 2006 5:44 PM


Buried at PhotoCasket.com
Jacqueline





Nov 20 2006 5:44 PM

Thank for your sweet comment you unoriginal bastard. I still love you though. The psycho killer bunnies will come for you next.


JenKitty!





Nov 19 2006 6:05 PM

Hey Brent!! Thank you so much for the ever so sweet comment you left me, and I'm SO sorry my reply is so late! You rock! *HUGS* I hope all's been well with you! Work at the costume shop has kept me quite busy! =)
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