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Bret Ernst
Bret Ernst Im gonna be performing @ THE MIAMI IMPROV this week, WEDS,FRI,SAT,and SUN. go to www.improv.com

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18 years old
LOS ANGELES
United States



Last Login: 12/16/2009
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Music80's Freestyle, MIAMI Bass, All Hip-Hop (Eric B and Rakim, Slick Rick, Tribe, Wu-Tang, Biggie, De La, I listen to on a day to day basis) 50's doo-wop, Dean, Frank, Sammy, Louie Prima, Jimmy Rosseli, Tony Bennet, All music from the 70's (disco, rock, easy listening, and even country..best decade for movies as well), and 90's R&B.
MoviesRocky, Rocky2,3,4,(we don't talk of 5), The GodFathers 1&2, The Jerk, Airplane1&2, Goodfellas, History of the world, Raging Bull, Amadeus, Kung Pao, Wedding Crashers, Old School, Swingers, Tombstone, Rudy, Windy City Heat.
TelevisionSimpsons, South Park, Beavis and Butt-head, All in the Family, Sanford and Son, Taxi, Twilight Zone, Amazing Stories, Cheers, Sopranos, Entourage, A-Team, Miami Vice, I love Lucy, Bonanza, Andy Griffith, Monday Night Nitro, Raw.
BooksNon-Fiction except for all the Harry Potters.
HeroesMy Older Brother Scott, My Mom, My Nanny and Poppy, My Step-Father Tom, My younger brother Keith, My Uncle Don, My Aunt Cissy, My Aunt Terry and Uncle Buddy, Pat Tillman and all our soldiers past, present and future who have risked and in most cases, given their lives to defend this great nation of ours,... and Spider Man.

     Bret Ernst's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Plantation, Florida & Passaic, New Jersey
Body type:6' 2" / Athletic
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:COMEDIAN


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   Upcoming Gigs
Nov 27 2009 8:30P
IMPROV MIAMI FL
Nov 27 2009 10:45P
IMPROV MIAMI FL
Nov 28 2009 8:30P
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Nov 29 2009 8:30P
IMPROV MIAMI FL
Dec 3 2009 7:30P
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Dec 4 2009 7:30P
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Dec 4 2009 9:45P
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Dec 5 2009 7:30P
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Dec 6 2009 7:30P
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Who I'd like to meet:
Tom Landry, Bill Bates, Drew Pearson, Tony Dorsett, Ed "Too Tall" Jones, Randy White, Pat Tillman, Elvis, Abraham Lincoln, Bruce Lee, Rowdy Roddy Piper, The American Dream Dusty Rhodes(the son of a plumber), Lucky Luciano, Martin Luther King, Ben Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, Ronald Reagan, John F. Kennedy, Doc Holiday, me as a kid, me as an old man, Albert Einstein, and My Great Grandparents....

   


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KOLMEGA

KOLMEGA



Dec 12 2009 3:52 AM

dude, me and my girl loved your show in Branson last week.
US ARMY SPY

US ARMY SPY



Dec 11 2009 8:16 PM

My my brother,
It has been too long.  I see you are in MO, I will be in KC area from Dec 15 until about Jan 5th, let me know if you are going to be playing in the area.
Also, are there any clips online of you doing your SKATE KING routine?  If so please help me out in sharing your genius with others.

God bless!

Don 007
D@n Leav!tt

D@n Leav!tt



Nov 23 2009 7:24 AM

i know the bouncer lets get a table! haha when u back in LA
Gina

Gina



Nov 11 2009 9:30 AM

blast from the past... heehee  ENJOY!!!




A Slave to Love is in Harmony with Life...

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Oct 29 2009 9:42 PM

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Lovz

Lovz



Oct 27 2009 3:20 PM

18 huh?.... ok. :) So when you headin out to Oxnard again?.... ya know, as long as you aren't getting lost.
Jinny

Jinny Coles



Oct 27 2009 3:20 PM

It's my honour to meet you.
Andrea

Andrea Hengy



Oct 19 2009 9:09 AM

When are you coming back to Michigan?!?
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♥ Jaime Michelle ♥



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Oxnard Comedy Connection @ Old Dublin Pub & Grill

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Oct 8 2009 10:33 AM

Thanks for partying with Oxnard Comedy Connection at O'Dublins!!! Come back anytime, our stage is always ready!!!

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Oct 6 2009 5:11 PM

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Julie

Julie Wilson



Oct 6 2009 5:11 PM

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Oct 6 2009 5:11 PM

thats rhob mac bitch ass my cuz just here the song
AZ Missy

AZ Missy



Oct 6 2009 5:11 PM


 

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Sep 12 2009 10:19 AM

Thanks for the add!  Now come back to Vegas!!

Black women are so bossy.
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Sep 12 2009 12:21 AM



I LUV U BRET!
Kimmycat

Kimmycat



Sep 6 2009 11:26 AM

Hey Bret, saw your set at Comedy Store last night, totally a riot! Keep doing shows in LA!! 
Kimmycat

Kimmycat



Aug 20 2009 3:47 AM

Hey Bret, saw you at the Improv on Saturday, you were fuggin HILARIOUS!!! I myself have a personal vendetta against the Ed Hardy mofos as well. You killed it that night! Great job!! Hope to see you there again soon!! :)
SpAmMiE!!!!!!!

SpAmMiE!!!!!!!



Aug 20 2009 3:45 AM

ok for serious, do you ever do shows in san diego EVER???? the comedy store in la jolla?? or do you hate us??? If you do perform here, well then i'm not getting an attitude. I would LOVE to see you perform live but i HATTEEEEE LA and im too busy to check out your profile 20 times a day.. sooo how about a friendly update if you're ever in the area??
Laugh Factory

Laugh Factory



Aug 2 2009 1:35 AM

We office gals want to start our own Bret fanclub ;) Great talking with you on Tues Bret! Den of LF
sweets c

sweets c



Jul 27 2009 3:18 AM

saw u last night u are so hilarious...roller skating bit never gets old I love it =)
Comedian Cisco

Comedian Cisco



Jul 22 2009 2:37 AM

Paige

Paige



Jul 7 2009 6:57 PM

You are incredibly hilarious.
Jesse Sanchez Jr

Jesse Sanchez Jr



Jun 28 2009 5:51 PM

Hey man, had a fun time at the hollywood improv with you man, ps that heckler you got was drunk as fuck! some stupid chick
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