"I'm not addicted to cocaine... I just like the way it smells."
"Fuck Lance Armstrong. Fuck him and his balls and his bicycles and his steroids and his yellow shirts and the dumb empty expression on his face... I'm tired of that asshole
"I've stop smoking weed...with black people. I'm sorry, all you talk about is your trials and tribulations. I'm smoking weed to escape my problems, not take on yours. White people win by default. All white people talk about when they get high, is other times they got high."
"Barbara Walters, you know the old nosy ass bitch, old ho, slut, prostitute Barbara Walters.I'm sorry, I don't know about the space program, but I know a ho when I see one. Barbara is a ho, let's be realistic"
"Martians ain't ever done shit to me. I'm looking at your white ass. You my alien, I'm gonna keep my eye on you."
"Oprah's gotten on my fucking nerves, seriously. Fuck that fat skinny bitch, I don't like her."
"We've made a covenant with a government that is death itself. With a people that have lied to us, deceived us and murdered us."
"You ever notice our justice system. "crazy white man, why'd you kill everyone on your block? Well, I'm 12 different personalities. Oh, that's unusual, we'll have to study that further. Crazy black man, why'd you kill everyone on your block? Well, I'm 12 different personalities. Oh really nigger? Well, pick who you wanna be because some nigga's going to jail. Bob? Fred? We don't give a damn."
"Is anyone here like me in that they are compelled, obsessed, and drawn beyond their will... to watch the show COPS every fucking night? I'm not alone? Oh ahaha, thank god! I thought I was alone! Hi, I'm Bill and I'm a COPS watcher!"
It's been a struggle for me because I had a chance to be white and refused.
"Not all drugs are good... Some are great!"
"The path to hell will be paved with the souls of republicans."
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."
"I don't have pet peeves, I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!"
"You know, evolution didn't end with us growing thumbs."
"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell."
"You ever notice how people who believe in creationism look really unevolved?"
"Are you proud to be an American? Um, I don't know, I didn't have a lot to do with it. You know, my parents fucked there, that's about all."
"Say the alphabet … backwards. "Well, shoot officer, you got me. I'm not drunk, but I'm obviously too fucking stupid to be driving."
"Live and let live. Anyone who can't go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It's a simple philosophy"
"I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it."
"The planet is fine. The people are fucked."
"We're a virus with shoes, okay? That's all we are."
"Life is a four-letter word"
"I blame white folks for everything. If I woke up with a hemorrhoid tomorrow, I'd say white folks did it."
"If white America told the truth for one day, its whole world would fall apart."
"I would love to have the faith to believe that the world was created in seven days... but I have thoughts... and that can really fuck up the faith thing, just ask any Catholic priest."
"Where's this idea that childbirth is a miracle come from? I missed that fucking meeting.It's no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your ass, all right. It's a chemical reaction, You wanna know what a miracle is? Raising a kid that doesn't talk in a movie theater."
"You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religions. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, intelligent enough."
"A handful of white boys had an astrological convention and decided Pluto ain't a planet. What? Pluto was here before white folks was here. And you worried about somebody bugging your phone? You know how far Pluto is from here. They messing around with Pluto, you don't exist nigga."
"If the right people had been in charge of Nixon's funeral, his casket would have been launched into one of those open-sewage canals that empty into the ocean just south of Los Angeles. He was a swine of a man and a jabbering dupe of a president. Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. Even his funeral was illegal. He was queer in the deepest way. His body should have been burned in a trash bin."
Peace Sunday, June 5, 1982, Rose Bowl, no nukes - nuclear disarmament - stop nuclear madness concert - NYC - Central Park - June 12, 1982, 1,000,000 person march and rally for Nuclear Freeze. Photography and presentation by Curtis Rainbow. 'Give Peace a Chance' music by Achim Schultz. Inspiration by Yoko Ono. Dedicated to John Lennon.
Right on, that guy does remind me of you, lol. Think I'm going to have to subject myself to applying for waitress jobs, even though I don't have experience. Want to apply anywhere? I could take you one day if you want. Is this year over yet??
Love your quote by the way, haha. I'm writing papers on multiculturalism in graeco-roman history, and some 10-page paper for Africa I haven't figured out yet. They fucked me on finals, back to back, one at night, one the next morning. I'm taking it in stride tho. How are you hangin? Still at the health center? Yeah, I definitely feel that way at Tiff's when the sorority girls all order Tiffwiches (one-brain mentality).
Hell no, I didn't go to that, but got caught in a sea of orange traffic on way to work. Had a crazy-ass weekend with roomie and my co-workers..let's just say there was much booze, karaoke, and MDMA involved, lol. If they have another party sometime, I'll invite ya. You go crazy Brett, takin the shrooms! LOL, first time?
What can I say? that was fucking awesome! I finished mid-terms but oh god I'm scared to see my grades. My co-workers rock, I'm going out with them tonight (sorry! 21+). Have a good weekend! Goin to Missouri Game or Margaret Cho on Monday? I don't have a ticket for Cho, but hopefully I can get one Monday.
not sure if you're a Psychostick fan or not...(if you're not...you should be)...anywho...they're gonna be in town Dec 12 if you wanna go..Mist and I are going for sure.
