Brett Bretterson
"This isn't rocket surgery Brett."

Male
23 years old
Lyndhurst, Ohio
United States



Last Login: 9/3/2008
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    Brett Bretterson's Interests
GeneralMusic, my RSX (I miss my Supra!), computers, gadgety electronics and such, cars, driving, good concerts, pictures, Xbox, t-shirts, Chipotle, text messages, Homestar Runner, the Internet, photography, listing way too many interests, some graphic design... and all sorts of other super awesome stuff.
Musicsilverchair, Muse, Weezer, stellastarr*, Brandtson, Army of Me, The Presets, Andrew W.K., Daft Punk, AC/DC, The Music, Against Me!, The Beatles, The Faint, Ruth Ruth, bandcamp, The Dissociatives, Billy Idol, Sponge, Green Day, Lupe Fiasco, Bon Jovi, The Cure, Maroon 5, Eve 6, Everclear, Foo Fighters, Poison, Ima Robot, Jimmy Eat World, Huey Lewis, The Panics, Justice, Filter, Local H, Melee, The Living End, The Killers, Phoenix, John Mayer, Mindless Self Indulgence, Michael Jackson, The Monkees, Stereophonics, Go Reflex, Nada Surf, OK Go, Queen, The Police, I'm from Barcelona, Something Corporate, Placebo, Guster, The Clash, Razorlight, U2, Dallas Crane, The Rentals, some random electronica, and oh soooo much more!!

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MoviesWALL-E, The Breakfast Club, Office Space, Short Circuit, Transformers, Ice Age, The Wedding Singer, Drop Dead Fred, Clerks II, The Shawshank Redemption, Empire Records, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, The Incredibles, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, High Fidelity, The Fast and the Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, Hook, Finding Nemo, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Back to the Future, Blues Brothers, The Lorax, Fight Club, The Rock, 007, Billy Madison... yeah mostly comedy stuff though.
TelevisionLooney Tunes, Top Gear, The Simpsons, Clerks, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Your Friend Andrew W.K., Tom & Jerry, Seinfeld, House, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Saved by the Bell, Speed Racer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Scooby Doo, Family Guy, Futurama, Boy Meets World, etc.
BooksHigh Fidelity, Amazing Rain, Toothpaste for Dinner, any Roald Dahl stuff, Calvin and Hobbes, Curious George, Dr. Seuss (hehe). I don't really read much these days.
HeroesGood people and such... I don't know really..... I'll just go with Joel for now on the Andrew W.K. since he's an all around great guy.
Groups: INTERACTIVE MEDIAI Love BurritosToyota Supras are SweetBRETT POWERNice Guys Who Won't Take it AnymoreRace UnlimitedBrett Is The Manthreadless represent!

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     Brett Bretterson's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Lyndhurst, Ohio
Body type:5' 7" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Sitter-arounder

   Brett Bretterson's Schools
Kent State University-Main Campus
Kent, OHIO
Graduated: 2007
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Advertising
Minor: Marketing
Clubs: Um, I taught freshman orientation... sweet.
 

2003 to 2007
Brush High School
Lyndhurst, OHIO
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: ....high school?
Clubs: Bowling team, National Technical Vocational Honor Society and uh, yeah I think that's it.
 

1999 to 2003

   Brett Bretterson's Networking
Marketing - Advertising/PR - Copywriter

Marketing - Marketing - Other

Music - Marketing - Marketing


   Brett Bretterson's Companies
Tops
Richmond Heights, OH US
Bagger/stock/carts

July 2000 - June 2002
Target
Mayfield Heights, OH US
Guest services/backup cashier

July 2001 - August 2001
Famous Famiglia
Beachwood, OH US
Pizza pusher

September 2002 - November 2005
Kids/Baby Gap
Beachwood, OH US
Stock

July 2004 - August 2004
Murray's Discount Auto Parts
Mayfield Heights, OH US
Stock and parts counter

June 2005 - August 2005
ResNet
Kent, OH US
Computer support

August 2006 - May 2007
Alternative Press
Cleveland, OH US
Ad Intern

May 2007 - August 2007
DigitalDay
Peninsula, OH US
Jr. Account Coordinator

November 2007 - January 2008
National City Bank
Highland Hills, OH US
Relationship Builder
Consumer & Small Business Financial Services

June 2008 - August 2008
Apple
Lyndhurst, OH US
Specialist
Apple Store

August 2008 - Present



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   Brett Bretterson's Blurbs
About me:
I'm left-handed, but I do sports and some other stuff right-handed. I'm addicted to Threadless. A lot of people tell me I look like Ben Stiller, but I don't see it. I am not often early for things. I like to cuddle. I like to pay for music, but it doesn't always work that way. I love Curious George. Yeah, I'm kind of a big kid, I'll probably never really grow up. I drive an RSX Type-S that I love. There are a lot of times where I can't help myself from smiling, even if I'm upset. I went to school for advertising and marketing. I know a lot about computers as well. I can't sit perfectly still for more than fifteen minutes, if that. I tend to have a lot of energy. I find that nice guys finish last (prove me wrong). I'm in no rush to grow up, but I'm not some immature idiot. I'm lactose intolerant. I hate milk, except in my cereal, but I love cheese and other dairy stuff. I love Giordano's pizza in Chicago. I'm kinda bad with directions, I prefer landmarks in favor of roads. I get bored easily, yet I'm also easily amused. I really enjoy talking with people. I hate cold and wet weather. I love to drive. I recycle and so should you. Stickers and t-shirts are supercool. I think I'm pretty down-to-earth. I have a lot of stuff and it's all pretty cluttered, but I'm a really clean person. I really like the word "turbo," even though it isn't really a word. I hate getting ready for bed. In fact, I don't really like sleep (until I have to get out of bed in the morning) and I wouldn't do it if it wasn't necessary. It drives me nuts when people chew their food loudly. I enjoy hands-on things like working on cars and fun art projects. Well, you already know quite a bit from all this other stuff I managed to fill in here. Feel free to message me and we'll get to chatting and it'll be awesome and if you like, you can learn a thing or two about me. Also, check out my photos on Flickr, they're rad. I have a portfolio/resume site for my advertising stuff as well, www.OhLookItsBrett.com.

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0.082% of men in the US are named Brett.
Around 100450 US men are named Brett!
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Who I'd like to meet:
Stacy's mom.

Anyone awesome. People who are funny and/or have a good sense of humor and can keep a conversation with me. Girls who say they want to meet nice guys and actually DO want to meet nice guys rather than leading them on. Yep. Rad.

So let's make a deal... I'll add you as my friend, but you have to talk to me and be awesome. Seems fair enough, yeah?

   Brett Bretterson's Friend Space (Top 16)
Brett Bretterson has 224 friends.
 Stan Master Flash 


 Rock N Roll Joel 


 The Jersey Devil 


 Jeff 


 ash. 


 Mark? 


 DAN 


 anthony 


 Silverchair 


 The Sequel 


 stellastarr* 


 EVE 6 


 Run Riot 


 Threadless 


 DAFT PUNK 


 MUSE 





Brett Bretterson's Friends Comments
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DAN





Sep 1 2008 12:49 PM

cuz?!interesting.............. hehe
Carlyyy♥Ray





Aug 13 2008 2:04 AM

hey cuz! its been a while
i still have all your cd's
ash.





Aug 2 2008 12:49 AM

cutest thing everrr ever!

i love you too, beebs.
:)
ash.





Jul 10 2008 2:59 AM

i really miss you.



and i was just with you.
The Sequel





Jul 9 2008 6:32 PM

thanks for the add. 3 new songs posted.
Brandon?





Jul 3 2008 3:04 AM

Thanks, man! I haven't actually seen them yet haha

I hope they sell every single one on tour.
ash.





Jul 3 2008 12:46 AM

dear boyfriend,
i will be seeing you tomorrow. LESS THAN 21 HOURS.
i will leave the expletives out of this comment.
you know what i would say anyways, heh. :)


ash.





Jun 30 2008 11:19 PM

loveyouloveyouloveyou.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON MYSPACE! :) heh
Erica





Jun 20 2008 2:56 PM

yes brett,your burns are so unexpected
Erica





Jun 19 2008 5:10 AM

u make the best off-color jokes ever!
Russa





Jun 16 2008 7:47 PM

i need my keys back!
Mrs. Sarah Wall Holt





Jun 13 2008 12:40 PM

Hey, I'm left handed too... err um...
ash.





Jun 10 2008 9:11 PM

oh right, i remember now. i was going to put that as my default not too long ago, but that would mean getting rid of the picture of me and you, and i wouldn't want to do that if you've got one of us up...oh, wait...
ash.





Jun 10 2008 12:48 PM

aw thanks sweets! you never told me that was your favorite - i forget which other one you said, though.

and on a somewhat related note...it actually made my morning a whole lot better when the first thing i checked was a comment from you.

thanks my little brettycod. :)
eyemeeshoe.
Russa





May 22 2008 1:13 AM

Photobucket
ash.





May 21 2008 6:24 AM

so if i say that youre on my top friends, does that mean i get a top-friending back...?
shannon





Apr 23 2008 5:37 PM

i've never heard of him. umm i'm going to margot soon (i have issues, but you can't see them enough). i saw a local band the other night that wasn't local at all (michigan) called the swellers and they were pretty good.

too long of a comment.
shannon





Apr 22 2008 9:37 PM

i saw that. i thought it was pretty wild. i'm gonna try to go.

have you been to any good shows lately?
ash.





Apr 21 2008 1:24 PM

...so uunnecessary...


but i hear she likes you quite a bit, so i hope that she's good to you... heh :)

okay i'm finished being dumb, but i'll talk to you laterrrr!
ash.





Apr 21 2008 6:14 AM

you're in a relationship? with who!?!
ash.





Apr 13 2008 5:20 PM

well aren't you specialll...i kinda sensed that you did, even though i didn't see you.
weird, yes?
anthony





Mar 27 2008 7:14 AM

..B'dubs on FunnyOrDie. com..
shannon





Mar 20 2008 5:26 AM

what has brett been up to? did you ever find a job?
anthony





Mar 4 2008 9:33 PM

You helped make this happen! Way to be boyyo.
Rock N Roll Joel