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brian brinegar
Rated R / Stand-Up
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Male
36 years old
Portland, Maine
United States



Last Login: 11/23/2009
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   brian brinegar's Comedian Bio
BioBeen at this stand up comedy thing for a bit now and I have had the opportunity to work with some very talented people!! Since this whole madness started.. I have won a couple of local comedy contests and the "Portlands Best Comic" 2008 Portland Phoenix Readers Poll and "Portlands Best Comic" 2009 Portland Phoenix Readers Poll I also had the pleasure of opening for Todd Barry and having Louis C.K. shake my hand after a set in Boston
Websitebrianbrinegar.com
Influencesmainly alcohol. but i picked up a mad magazine pretty early in life... then i found monty python. that sucked up a pretty good part of my adolescence and made sure that girls wouldnt stick around too long... (you can only hear the dead parrot sketch soooo many times) ummm what else? bill hicks when i am angry or pious. mitch hedberg, any time. carlin, of course. bill cosby, richard pryor, john ritter, jack lemmon, mark and brian, bob and doug mackenzie, SCTV, early SNL and tina fey... Chris Farley, Robin Williams, Vin Scully, and to a certain extent Rick Monday.... Mark Twain, Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Coupland, Mel Brooks, Mel Blanc, Tarantino, National Lampoon, Bill Grindstaff, Donny Gale, Aaron Bowman, Weird Al Yankovic, Carl Reiner, Lucille Ball, Hunter S. Thompson, Bill Murray, Gilda Radner, AB FAB, Are you being served? Fawlty Towers, EVERY INFOMERCIAL FUCKING EVER!!! Steve Martin, Adam Carolla, Bill Waterson-Calvin and Hobbes, Gary Larson - The Far Side , and every single comic i work with now. We are the ones that are out there doing it, I wish you all the best luck in this crazy ass business. First one to comedy central wins... GO!!
TV ShowsWHEEL OF FORTUNE... ecstatic friend of winner. DONT FORGET YOUR TOOTHBRUSH- Ecstatic Winner- WHAMMY! The All New Press Your Luck!- REALLY ECSTATIC WINNER!!

    brian brinegar's Interests
GeneralLOTS of things interest me... sometimes it's a woman, a book, a good movie, a shiny bit of tin, ya know, stuff
BooksAnything by Hunter Thompson, Vonnegut and Kerouac...Douglas Coupland is an author that should be read by ANYONE looking at this right now...pick up Generation X and Shampoo Planet...
Groups: People who LOVE ComedyThe World Famous Laugh FactoryStand-Up ComedyMaine ComedyThe Comedy DistrictIn The Spirit of Bill: A Tribute to Bill HicksNYC Underground Comedy FestDELBERT ENTERTAINMENT

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     brian brinegar's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Los Angeles
Body type:6' 3" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comic

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   Upcoming Gigs
Nov 5 2009 8:00P
Slainte - OPEN MIC HOST!! Portland ME
Nov 7 2009 8:00P
Bangor Sports Center Bangor ME
Nov 12 2009 8:00P
Slainte - OPEN MIC HOST!! Portland ME
Nov 14 2009 7:00P
Ask me for details!! Manchester NH
Nov 18 2009 7:30P
St. Lawrence Performing Arts Center Portland ME
Nov 19 2009 8:00P
Slainte - OPEN MIC HOST!! Portland ME
Nov 26 2009 8:00P
Slainte - OPEN MIC HOST!! Portland ME
Jan 15 2010 8:00P
Club in Portsmouth portsmouth NH
Jan 16 2010 8:00P
Opening for Ira Proctor Yarmouth ME
Jan 22 2010 8:00P
Ask me for details!! Bangor ME
Jan 23 2010 8:00P
Headliners Comedy Club Manchester NH
Mar 20 2010 7:00P
Headliners Comedy Club Manchester NH

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   brian brinegar's Blurbs
About me:

>*ahem*<

All right, all right, all right!!!

Glad to see you were able to make it tonight!!

Lets get down to business shall we?

I am from the Los Angeles area and am now living in New England, Maine specifically. I am looking to meet cool, unpredictable, borderline batshit crazy types and get as many of you to my shows as possible!! I thrive on insane energy and am pretty sure I am going to kill myself on stage some night. FULL CONTACT PHYSICAL COMEDY is my mantra.... I give ONE HUNDRED FREAKIN' PERCENT of myself every night on stage and then look to whoop it up after!! ARE YOU IN?!

I host the open mic comedy at Slainte every Thursday. We start about 8-ish and it goes till about 10-ish... If you are a comic and are interested in being a part of it, just come on down! I run the show like an A.A. meeting. I basically just talk until someone else has a burning desire and wants to go next. No list, no order... sometimes I just point at people and ask "you ready?"...

Slainte is at 24 Preble Street. Near Monument Square in Portland...

If you are just wanting to come to a great comedy show...

Fan-fucking-tastic!!!

Have I got a room for you!

Slainte is a great place to see a show. You seriously, never know what might happen.

I humped a couch once, fer instance.

A man performed in a diaper.

And Morpheus HIMSELF proclaimed "THAT SHIT AINT FUNNY!!"

so you see, there really is alot going on down there...

you should check it out for your own self...

and if you do come out to a show, stop by and say hi,

who knows, someday we may become lifelong friends that reminisce together years from now about how we met on my space

and how I puked on your shoes.... most of my friends already have that story, that's why I need you folks.

This is Toby Keith's I LOVE THIS BAR video... ...I am the Bartender... Toby Keith//I love this bar !!

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MORRISON

MORRISON



Sep 22 2009 12:45 PM

poontabulous. thanks for asking.
Heather Oh!

Heather Ouellette



Jun 21 2009 4:22 PM

Happy Father's Day Brinegar!
Tara

Tara Pendexter



Jun 19 2009 8:37 PM

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Sicmuse

Sicmuse



Jun 18 2009 1:55 PM

Thanks for the add!  Enjoy some local rustic-flavored techno!
Anesthes!a

Anesthes!a



Jun 14 2009 11:12 PM

Happy Birthday! :)

-Cristina
kimberly

kimberly cole



Jun 14 2009 12:07 PM

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MORRISON

MORRISON



Jun 2 2009 6:47 PM

same old dookie. been workin' like crazy. 2 days off this last month.      saucepig
MORRISON

MORRISON



Jun 2 2009 1:16 PM

how's the poon?
SAMPSON

SAMPSON



Apr 22 2009 3:36 AM

Congradulations Brain, Yea Dogg!

From Yea Dogg! Comedy
Jay Grove

Jay Grove



Apr 16 2009 11:53 AM

Thanks for having me up at Slainte. I'll see you on the 23rd. gonna go up and hit the Sea Dogs game first... been a while!!
Jay Grove

Jay Grove



Mar 30 2009 5:22 PM

Hi Brian. Enjoyed your set over at the Frosty Pint. Planning on hitting Slainte this week... looking forward to seeing you.
Zero Tolerance Fab

Paul Brinegar



Jan 28 2009 4:54 PM

"Well, uh, just because I don't know what it is, it doesn't mean I'm lying.
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Beezy!

Brian Brinegar



Sep 12 2008 8:20 PM

Did u no that we have the same name but my middle name is james? WIEEEEERRRRRDDD!
Rachel

Rachel



Sep 5 2008 9:40 PM

what's that pic from?
Eabha

Eabha



Aug 24 2008 11:04 PM

Buried at Photocasket
Buried at PhotoCasket


This seems to always happen after visiting your crib, Brinegar.
Your Sexpert

Your Sexpert



Aug 20 2008 7:05 PM

So glad to hear that your world is in rose covered glass! Swirling into the right aspect of life is always nice! XO
Your Sexpert

Your Sexpert



Aug 20 2008 12:25 AM

Hey my friend - How are THINGS?!?!??! :)~
Anthony Chodor

Anthony Chodor



Aug 18 2008 11:50 AM

That profile picture is both funny and frightening at the same time.
Robin

Robin



Aug 11 2008 10:59 PM

Now that is a cool new photo. Finally, you don't look like a schoolteacher, but like a guy from the 'hood.
See ya at Slainte soon!
Ray Harrington

Ray Harrington



Aug 5 2008 8:33 PM

Has this ever happened to you?

Casey

Casey Tanner



Jul 22 2008 10:34 PM

Leave it to a comedian to make me laugh even when i feel so down, thank God for typos!!! thanks Hun.
Talk to you soon
Casey

Casey Tanner



Jul 22 2008 7:33 PM

Sorry it's taken so long for me to get that disk in the mail, i planned to finally get it out Friday, but then I got news my friend was killed by lightning during that bad storm Friday. I will get it out ASAP, just wanted to let you know I haven't forgotten you.
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Jul 19 2008 7:19 AM

Thursday was the shiggity shiz-nit.
That lady with the tattoo wasn't even under the influence of alcohol! O_O
El Ghost Host

El Ghost Host



Jul 10 2008 10:27 PM



Do I remember Hot Pennies? I still have the scars! I also remember putting a nuclear hot penny on my arm and, unable to bear the pain, launched the penny into the air. It then landed inside your shoe, which was on your foot, which was on the Moon Patrol's gas petal. We could have died that day.
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