Brian & Krysstal, a unique comedy double act based in London. Blending music, deadpun comedy and silliness they have been working together on the London Comedy Circuit for the last seven years. They have performed in pubs, clubs and universities all over the UK and also Germany, Spain, South Africa, Australia, Gozo and Denmark.
After a very successful and highly enjoyable Edinburgh Festival 2007 they are now preparing a brand new joke for 2008. Not just comedians they are also musicians and available for comedy nights, cabaret shows, theme nights, company functions, weddings, funerals, in fact anywhere there is an audience in need of entertainment.
Brian & Krysstal are no strangers to TV and radio - they have at least one in every room.
Right that’s the bullshit out of the way. In fact Brian is a tired miserable old hack who specialises in setting misery to music. Krysstal is his "glamorous assistant" In spite of all the evidence to the contrary Krysstal still has stars in her eyes and actually believes that there is hope. Tch!
Apparently some people think they’re quite funny. Unlike most comedians who were bullied at school - Brian was bullied at home.
Website
briandamage.net
Influences
Cigareets & Whiskey & Wild Wild Johnny & Fanny Craddock. No drugs. Dope makes Brian cough, he can't swallow pills, and faints at the sight of a needle. Good eh?
Members
TV Shows
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Films
We've been on Youtube - does that count?
Albums
Silly Songs - and another one on the way if we ever get round to recording it
We hope you don't mind if we inform you that our 'PUNK OPERA: 'CHELENNON' album is finally RELEASED and AVAILABLE !!! It's based on John Lennon political and rare songs and interviews. If you are interested to learn more about this concept album just visit our myspace or the following website:www. ilemusic. com Thank you for your support!!! The OZ from St. Petersburg, Russia
How are you doing? I have uploaded a new song called "Go Out Together", "Still Loser". And new album "Daydream Believers" on iTunes. I wish you hear it.
Hey Brian & Krysstal. Thanks for doing the show last night. You were great as usual, they loved you. You really have put Offham on the Comedy Map !!!!!!!!!!
The 2nd Annual London Burlesque Festival is scheduled for April 2-6, & this year looks to be bigger & better then ever!...
Our newly designed LBF 2008 website is finally up & running at: http://www.londonburlesquefest.com
*Tentative Performer List Posted
LBF Staff will be confirming performers, sponsors, stalls & volunteers by February 1st. Tickets will be on sale next week. Press Release date: 02/15/08
Fecking hell. Denmark.My recordings stalled cos I got tennis elbow from over rehearsing but its giving me time to plan how to sell the bloody thing once I have it made. Good Songs though. Still hoping for a few more to keep as standbys for the ones that might not work in the Studio. Have a name for the Album and an Idea for the Artwork. Might come to Edinburgh next year and do a couple of my Monologues. Contacted the Laughing Horse people and got no response whatsoever so won't bother with them. Might hit the Arts Council here for some money to do it. Martin
