Brian & Krysstal, a unique comedy double act based in London. Blending music, deadpun comedy and silliness they have been working together on the London Comedy Circuit for the last seven years. They have performed in pubs, clubs and universities all over the UK and also Germany, Spain, South Africa, Australia, Gozo and Denmark.
After a very successful and highly enjoyable Edinburgh Festival 2007 they are now preparing a brand new joke for 2008. Not just comedians they are also musicians and available for comedy nights, cabaret shows, theme nights, company functions, weddings, funerals, in fact anywhere there is an audience in need of entertainment.
Brian & Krysstal are no strangers to TV and radio - they have at least one in every room.
Right that’s the bullshit out of the way. In fact Brian is a tired miserable old hack who specialises in setting misery to music. Krysstal is his "glamorous assistant" In spite of all the evidence to the contrary Krysstal still has stars in her eyes and actually believes that there is hope. Tch!
Apparently some people think they’re quite funny. Unlike most comedians who were bullied at school - Brian was bullied at home.
Website
briandamage.net
Influences
Cigareets & Whiskey & Wild Wild Johnny & Fanny Craddock. No drugs. Dope makes Brian cough, he can't swallow pills, and faints at the sight of a needle. Good eh?
Members
TV Shows
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Films
We've been on Youtube - does that count?
Albums
Silly Songs - and another one on the way if we ever get round to recording it
Hey There, thanks for being a friend!! "Beauty Queens" work for free for FAME.Please read our BLOGS! They take the work away from full time working models who need the money for a living and undermined everything women have worked for. Thank you for your support. x
Thanks for the add. We hope to see you soon at Departure. A brand new night based in Camden, London. Playing electronic music accompanied by videos/visuals. Genres include Synthpop, New Wave, Dark Wave, Industrial and EBM. Based at the Elixir bar located near Koko, between Mornington Crescent and Euston stations. Launch night Friday 10th April 2009. Free entry all night!
Just to wish you luck for your gig in our new home town St Leonards on sea this weekend. we wish we could be there but it's a lot of money for us musos unless there's a guest list LOL (no joke) LOL.
Liebe Freundinnen und Freunde, verehrte Liebhaber, Liebe Feinde & Neider! Es ist soweit! Feiert zusammen mit 3R (Rose, Rike & Charles), Devina Devil (die lebende ASTRA-Werbung), Olivia Jones, Dj Berry E., Mr. Philly (H-Null Show/ Gayinternetradio) Laetitia Snake, Estella de Ville, dem Rosa Hasen 1 & 2 dem Blase Hasen, vielen Fans und Freunden und natürlich mit mir, die schrillste Tupperparty eueres Lebens!
Club Noir, the world's biggest burlesque club, is making its London debut for a more intimate night at Bush Hall on 1st November. Hope to see you there! x
Back for another night of red headed shenanigans! Tickets on sale now! £6 in advance or £7 on the door. See Myspace/ Website to book tickets and for latest news. Hope to see you there!
We hope you don't mind if we inform you that our 'PUNK OPERA: 'CHELENNON' album is finally RELEASED and AVAILABLE !!! It's based on John Lennon political and rare songs and interviews. If you are interested to learn more about this concept album just visit our myspace or the following website:www. ilemusic. com Thank you for your support!!! The OZ from St. Petersburg, Russia
How are you doing? I have uploaded a new song called "Go Out Together", "Still Loser". And new album "Daydream Believers" on iTunes. I wish you hear it.
Hey Brian & Krysstal. Thanks for doing the show last night. You were great as usual, they loved you. You really have put Offham on the Comedy Map !!!!!!!!!!
