Brian Woz.
Writer/Performer/Member of the Screen Actors Guild. Credits include: NBC's "American Dreams," FOX's "Head Cases," and television commercials for Mercedes-Benz and Jack In The Box. Brian is represented in Los Angeles by Baron Entertainment.
Brian was discovered on the doorstep of a Cambodian mud hut in April of 1977, in the year of our Lord Jesus Christ. Raised by a poor family of beggars, prostitutes and thieves, Brian was instilled with a great pride, a strong will and an uncompromising respect for the almighty American dollar. For it was through the kindness and generosity of perverted travelers from the West that Brian was able to earn enough money to finance his move to Los Angeles--- where he once again lives among beggars, prostitutes and thieves. (Most of which are in the entertainment industry.)
Currently Brian is hard at work on his new book, “The Complete History of Shoe Cobbling,” and most nights can be found lying cold and naked on a bed of devastating personal failures.
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Hey Brian! Just thought I would say hi. Saw you on Reelz just now - something about "what I learned about outerspace from movies" It seems you only learned to practic safe sex while having intercourse with an alien who wants to rip your spinal cord out. Ha.
Thanks! I think he was on drugs or something. He seemed more strange than usual. It was odd. They were still impressive though. Even better than that...I met Bret Michaels last night and he said, "Happy Birthday. You're seriously beautiful baby!" and kissed my cheek (which I'm never washing again). I'm pretty sure he said that to all the girls, but I'm pretending that it was just me. :) I had my picture taken with him...I'll post it when my friend e-mails it to me!!!
Yo. Me love 4:47am drunk dial phone calls. Its about time you got me back for all the times I called you on the West Coast. If you'd called a half an hour earlier, you'd have caught me awake and driving home from the ta-ta bar. I got in around 4:30a and must've passed out quick cause I didn't even hear the phone when you called. I was balling like a baller. Call you later, homes!
Yo. Just noticed that "Bad Wives" is on Pay Per View. Made me think of you and that DVD you had back in college. I think you were the first person I knew ever to have a DVD. And...even better...it was "Bad Wives".
Thank you and Mitchy so much for sending Alex and I that nice thank you card, thanking us so much for the wedding gifts and just saying thank you in general and thanking us for making the wedding trip and thanking us. It was an awesome thank you, so thank you!
