How much am I worth?">I am worth $1,962,080 on HumanForSale.comAnything to do with music, parties, things that make you go "what the fuck", politics, religion, sex, drugs, rock and roll (what a gay cliche), composition, writing, booty, boobies, vagina, boxing, and believe it or not freetime.
skynyrd,metallica,ozzy,gnr, velvet revolver, stp,Run Dmc, aerosmith, journey, def leppard,jesus lizard,foghat,depeche mode,johnny cash,soundgarden, myself,atreyu, buckcherry, hoobastank, Frank Sinatra, Jimmies Chicken Shack, stonesour, Soil, sevendust, ol'skool hip hop, pretty much any style of music i listen to it.
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Movies
Godfather 1 and 2 the third one sucked, Scarface, A Day Without a Mexican, Dirty Work, Private Parts, Shaving Ryan's Privates, Old Yeller, Wizard of Ass and Ass of a 1000 Corpses.
Jack Bauer You are Jack Bauer!!! You always save the day, you have a sexy voice, and have the longest days too often. Almost all of your love interest's die or just get sick of your need to save the world. Your not afriad of sticking it to the man, and if people would listen to you things would get done a lot faster.
My Little Sister Heather (RIP JULY 29, 2006), My Mommy, All the people who gave their lives on 9/11, Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Duvall, Bobby D, Howard Stern (the radio host, not the one who knocked up Anna Nicole Smith), Borat (Sascha Baron Cohen), John Stamos, Howie Mandel, Pat Cooper, Sam Kinnison, Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor, Dave Chappelle, Lisa Lampanelli, Ron White, James Hetfield, Pedro The Mexican Midget, Cheddar Bob, Ricky Bobby, John Gotti (thank you), The guy who invented cigarrettes, the little sperm that made me, Dave Letterman, Conan, and Janine Fatone Butler ( Janine will never read this...haha...love ya.)
Duke University
Durham, NC
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Other
Major: Rape
Minor: Stripper Mentality
Clubs: Sexual battery, LaCrosse
Greek:
Gamma Iota Alpha
2006 to 2010
Harvard University
Cambridge, MA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Fucking
Minor: Masturbation
Clubs: Let's go get wasted frat house
Greek:
Omicron Beta Eta
2006 to Present
Stetson University
Deland,Florida
Graduated: N/A
Degree: None
Major: Getting Kicked out.
Minor: I passed my major.
Clubs: drink, pass out, and have sex with ugliest chick on campus.
About me: I'm just your twisted, perverted white guy. It ought to be a good mix. I live in Orlando. I have a penis. I hate underwear b/c they crowd my boys. My hobbies include, drinking, comedy, singing, brewing beer, women, kickboxing, and getting into shit. I've lived in Orlando most of my life. I also enjoy the finer things in life like; frequenting many houses of ill repute, bars, fast cars, slow women, midget wrestling, kickboxing in my front yard, urinating in my neighbors yard and the occassional beer or 12. I am also starting a help group for families who have lost a loved one in hit and run accidents. I lost my little sister July 29, 2006 to a man with no heart, no conscience, or love for humans period. We will always grieve for Heather, but in our pain we will help others heal.
Who I'd like to meet: Anybody who would like to meet me, Howard "King of all Media" Stern, Bubba the Love Sponge, Artie Lange, Norm Macdonald, Jeff The Drunk, Savanna Samson, Jesus Christ, Martha Stewart (kinda wanna bang her), oh and any chick that was on the facts of life (kinda wanna bang them too).
Hey we have some shows coming up if you are interested in coming hang out with us :) May 13 2009 7:00P FMF & BMI present Kikirock Leukemia Foundation benefit @ Back Booth in Orlando!
May 15 2009 @8 8pm Florida Music Festival. @ Aka Lounge
2 awesome shows coming up. Let me know if you can make it :)
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