Bridget Mosher!

Jesus, because life wouldn't even be worth living without Him! He died the worst death imaginable, not because he "had to" but because He loves us. What an amazing thing. If only I could have a fraction of His love! My life was going nowhere fast, actually downhill pretty fast, and He was my hero. He saved me from myself, even though I was trying to fight Him the whole time. Superman doesn't even come close to that! CALVIN AND HOBBES! In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. ** Reality continues to ruin my life.** Calvin : You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. Hobbes : What mood is that? Calvin : Last-minute panic** That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria! ** You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help.** This one's tricky. You have to use imaginary numbers, like eleventeen ...** Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius** "I'm a simple man, Hobbes." "You?? Yesterday you wanted a nuclear powered car that could turn into a jet with laser-guided heat-seeking missiles!" "I'm a simple man with complex tastes." ** "See Any UFOs?" "Not yet." "Well, keep your eyes open, they're bound to land here sometime." "What will we do when they come?" "See if we can sell mom and dad into slavery for a star cruiser" ** "Any monsters under my bed tonight?" "Nope." "No." "Uh-Uh." "Well there *better* not be, I'd hate to have to torch one with my flamethrower!" "You have a flamethrower?" "They lie. I lie." ** ON GIRLS: "Do you like being a girl?" "Its gotta be better than the alternative." "Whats it like? Is it like being a bug?" "Like a WHAT?" "I imagine bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a crual trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitude of it." ** I'm looking for something that can deliver a 50-pound payload of snow on a small feminine target. Can you suggest something? Hello...? ** Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.**