Christian
"DUDES. I told y'all I don't READ this anymore. If you wanna hit me up, go to c_m_elton@yahoo.com or I won't respond! Myspace is DEAD to me. (And btw...catch Scary Monster any way you can. We're breaking up like any day now.)"

Male
32 years old
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
United States



Last Login: 6/30/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/brightpaperwerewolves  

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    Christian's Interests
GeneralVitamin Water, Gang Starr, string theory, chess, and Goldilocks.
MusicGuided by Voices, Beatles, Rolling Stones, Byrds, Kinks, Who, Zombies, Galaxie 500, New Pornographers, Lois, Softies, Bunnygrunt, Heavenly, Velvet Underground, Stooges, Charlie Parker, Thelonious Monk, Ramones, Television, Biff Bang Pow!, Field Mice, Television Personalities, Pastels, My Bloody Valentine, Belle and Sebastian, Aislers Set, Wu-Tang Clan, Common, Talib Kweli, Beat Happening, Royal Trux, Spoon, Jens Lekman, all things c86, and Neil Young.
MoviesAll Wes Anderson's joints, Virgin Suicides, I Heart Huckabees, Donnie Darko, Oldboy, and anything with William H. Macy.
TelevisionBoring educational crap.
BooksTolstoy, John Irving, Thomas Hardy, Nick Hornby, McCullers, Zadie Smith, Chekhov, Philip Roth, the dude who wrote Fight Club, and Malcolm X. (Yes, I'm aware that I listed names not books.)
HeroesAwesome, but Hunky Dory is my favourite.

     Christian's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:tha dirty south. well...south jersey.
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Librarian



Christian has declared "Myspace is dead to me."

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   Christian's Blurbs
About me:
I'm giving idealism one last shot before giving myself over to cynicism. But this is it. I mean it this time.

MySpace Layouts

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Copper

Who I'd like to meet:
Sarah Silverman, Naomi Wolf, and the RZA.

   Christian's Friend Space (Top 8)
Christian has 57 friends.
 Scary Monster 


 j danger 


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 Foxy Chopstix 


 matt now has a beautiful wife!! 


 Panda Riot 


 carly ♥ modern soul 


 Katie Q 





Christian's Friends Comments
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Mar 25 2008 7:03 PM

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Foxy Chopstix





Mar 20 2008 9:07 AM

jeffrey lewis with british sea power at johnny brendas may 9.
yeah!
matt now has a beautiful wife!!





Feb 12 2008 8:43 PM

i totally missed ur bday. im such an ass. things have been crazy lately to say the least. im in hartford right now getting snowed in. what are you doing on thursday? we are playing the electric factory.
Kilgore Trout





Feb 2 2008 6:41 AM

Happy Birthday.
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Dec 21 2007 12:03 PM

hey wait a minute. poo, stop this shit. what the fuck I'm thinkin about?
MAdRe YiAMpo





Dec 13 2007 6:37 PM

got your new contact info thanks for the update.
Foxy Chopstix





Nov 29 2007 9:00 AM

i didn't realize top model was boring educational crap. LIAR!!! plus education is not nearly as fierce.
Foxy Chopstix





Nov 27 2007 2:13 PM

oh no you're sick? as in lack of health or as in sick of______? you know what i'm sick of? you not wanting to give up your beeper and get a cell phone!
Kilgore Trout





Nov 11 2007 7:47 PM

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Nov 1 2007 11:36 AM

holy. what's on that tape?
MAdRe YiAMpo





Oct 30 2007 6:05 PM

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carly ♥ modern soul





Oct 30 2007 2:07 PM

Thanks for the Happy Birthday - it looks like I don't have to stay in and watch reality tv, because you're doing it enough for both of us;) Ha haaaaaaaaaaaa! Just so you know, I have big plans, BIG PLANS! Actually, it's dinner and record shopping. I know, I dream big.
Foxy Chopstix





Oct 30 2007 1:20 PM

homewreckin boyfriend stealer.
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Oct 27 2007 5:25 PM

HUH. how about that?
j danger





Oct 25 2007 2:08 PM

dude like a thousand french tourists just stormed the gift shop. I must have sold a thousand liberty bells.
j danger





Oct 23 2007 12:27 PM

"a handwriiten list of lines of poetry that owe their excellence to punctuation."
Foxy Chopstix





Oct 19 2007 2:24 PM

dude whatev about agsfb or should i say all girl summer fun band. i'm probably not even cool enough to abbreviate their name.
Foxy Chopstix





Oct 17 2007 1:44 PM

come over tonight for top model!
Foxy Chopstix





Oct 12 2007 1:19 PM

Yessir!
Foxy Chopstix





Sep 28 2007 5:43 PM

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Sep 23 2007 8:58 PM

"jack thought it twice and thought that that that made it true."
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Sep 19 2007 8:57 PM

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Panda Riot





Sep 18 2007 6:48 AM

I've been on the edge of my seat for weeks. The only problem is that I think the internet is one week behind so my bets may have to be retroactive or something.
Foxy Chopstix





Sep 17 2007 10:42 PM

so it wasn't wax after all...sorry for showing it to you.
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Sep 11 2007 9:43 PM

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MAdRe YiAMpo





Sep 6 2007 10:49 AM

having a hard time locating Homeless James Bond. Got a link?
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Sep 6 2007 10:18 AM

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Aug 30 2007 8:47 AM

Jozette





Aug 30 2007 6:08 AM

Hey! We actually went to see it in San Diego! It was really funny. I heart Michael Cera.
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Aug 29 2007 8:32 PM

"DID YOU CHECK YOUR TCP/IP SETTIN'S?" "yes I did, ollie." "ENABLE COOKIES?"
MAdRe YiAMpo





Aug 29 2007 5:25 PM

Ah, not yet. I will have to seek it out. I did see the Thai prisoners doing a jig to Thriller though, which was pretty intriguing. : )
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Aug 28 2007 2:12 PM

j danger





Aug 28 2007 9:23 AM

how's the working man? let's play music sometime
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Aug 21 2007 7:42 AM

nintendo rube goldberg animation

Foxy Chopstix





Aug 17 2007 7:29 AM

SEPTEMBER 19 ANTM CYCLE 9. CAN WE DO A FANTASY ANTM GAME LIKE THEY DO IN FANTASY FOOTBALL? THROW SOME D'S AS IN DOLLARS ON THIS SHOW!

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Foxy Chopstix





Aug 17 2007 7:16 AM

let's get in a cab, i'll buy you a kabab. i can't believe that i'm sharing a kabab with the most beautiful girl i have ever seen.........with a kabab.
Foxy Chopstix





Aug 16 2007 9:38 AM

yo could that have possibly been a cell phone number you called me on the other day? please say it is so. you can finally throw your beeper away.
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Aug 13 2007 2:06 PM

U KNOW!!!
Foxy Chopstix





Aug 9 2007 1:03 PM

come to the southern section of philadelphia this evening to partake in a substance or two and some rocking out on various instruments. how can you turn that down?
Scary Monster





Aug 8 2007 10:19 AM

hey christian. it was so cool to see you at the pool party. you should come out to this show!
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Aug 1 2007 1:31 PM

michelle





Jul 31 2007 5:55 AM

How is the new job working out?
carly ♥ modern soul





Jul 25 2007 11:32 AM



See you tonight!! Wow!
Foxy Chopstix





Jul 20 2007 1:35 PM

new job working out? my little christian's all grown up. :)
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Jul 20 2007 8:56 AM

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