About me:
I can bench press a car, I'm an ex-football star with degrees from both Harvard and Yale. Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine. I've had far better sex while in jail. I built the Sears Tower, I make 2 grand an hour. I cook the world's best Duck Flambe. I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me. I don't need these lines to get laid.
Whom I kiddin...
I'm a pittiful sight, and I ain't all that bright. I 'm definitely not chiseled from stone. I'm a cheat and a liar, no women's desire. I'll probably die cold and alone... but give me a chance, cause deep down inside I got a big heart of gold. Come on honey let me take you home
Who I'd like to meet:

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Ackbar! The Star Wars Talk Show
Feb 5 2009 4:52 PM
I finally got GoW2, and was hoping for some co-op.
Feb 5 2009 2:55 AM
Are you still RROD?
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BTW, pick up the rest of your stuff from my house already you slacker.
Dec 9 2008 2:52 AM
Hope things are well, looks like they are!!
Dec 4 2008 3:17 AM
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SEE YOU SOON!!!!
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