Albert - beer
The Gooch - beer
Hank - wine coolers
Doug - beer
Influences
Rupture, ANTiSEEN, Tetsu Array, Cocknoose, Flesh Revels, The Ramones, Mob 47, Hellstomper, NWA, Napalm Death, Funkadelic, Heist, Venom, Uncurbed, Discharge, Motorhead, Death Side, The Geto Boys, David Allan Coe, Anticimex, ZZ Top, Skewdriver, Warhead, Blue Oyster Cult, The Sex Pistols, the DEE DEE KING solo rap album and Mr. Conny "The True Fucking Guitar Outlaw" Enström in general.
Sounds Like
Drunk dudes throwing pawn shop guitars at each other.
We enjoy playing punk rock, drinking bourbon, drinking beer, watching professional wrestling, listening to old metal, drinking more beer, listening to FUNKADELIC, drinking beer, listening to DEATH SIDE, horror movies, porn, drinking beer and drinking vodka. We also like VENOM, beer and Ric Flair.
BRODY'S MILITIA LIVE DVD!
Coming sometime in 2008! The Gooch is hard at work on putting together a trailer of this impending video spectacular which will debut here on the internet at an exciting yet undetermined future date! The DVD will feature tons of clips from bloody live gigs from the last few years, clips from the 2003 tour featuring some Swedish jackass on vocals, studio footage from MARS, interviews, idiocy, vomiting, drooling, morally deplorable sexual situations, nudity, language, adult themes, turtles, bears, squid, auto-erotic asphyxiation, grave robbery, train heists, motorcycle stunts, crappy CGI, latex make up effects, freaking out, falling down, jacking off and the complete twenty-minute live set from our June 2007 gig with NUNSLAUGHTER which was unprofessionally filmed using five different out-of-focus Beta-MAX cameras!
Please enjoy this teaser, chopped and spun by The Gooch:
P.S. If you post some big ugly ass advertisement or flyer that ain't got any direct relevance to us, we will probably delete it. Then we'll delete you. We'll come to your dumbass webpage if we want to look at your dumbass crap.
we have been practicing our tongue tricks for when you guys are in town! i hope you guys are ready, cause it's going to get hot. and if you play your cards right, you might make it to second base!
OUT NOW/FUORI ORA SU ZAS: AGATHOCLES / REPULSIONE SPLIT7" (BEL MINCE/GRINDCORE VS ITA FILTHY ULTRACORE) MEMENTO MORI / MILKADD SPLIT LP (2XITALY-TORINO FAST & RAGING HARDCORE WITH A '80S FEELING) CIBO / AIRLINES OF TERROR SPLIT7"+CD (TORINO GRIND'N'ROLL HC VS ROMA TURBOFOLKPUNK INFERNO!) AGATHOCLES / HAEMOPHAGUS SPLIT7" (BEL GRIND/MINCECORE VS ITA HORRORGRIND)
OUT SOON/FUORI PRESTO: COMRADES/TEKKEN SPLIT7" (ITA/FRA ULTRACORE ATTACK!)
HEY! Shit! I didn't know you were playing with Faggot the day before Des Moines! Ugh. I may have to go up there for that one unless Nate can convince them to drive down with you boys. That would fucking RULE.
