About me:

Can anyone really say anything significant about themselves in a tiny box? Didn't think so. I don't care for tiny boxes or for putting people in them. I'm really easy to talk to, so if you wanna know something worthwhile about me- hit me up. But if you're cool with the clef notes version of myself- here's a list of pointless shit about moi.

1. I don't believe in your god-or any "god" for that matter, but respect the fact that you do. I wouldn't describe myself as 100% atheist...or agnostic, I think there are other possibilities outside the prospect of any deity. I still think your beliefs are for the most part unfounded and ludicrous, but if you get something out of it...well kudos to you. However, I'm not as pompous to claim that my beliefs are absolutely correct; I just sleep a little better during the night knowing mine aren't based on nonsensical ideologies that oppress people. To each his own.

2. Music and art are probably the two things I'm most passionate about. I've been enveloped with art ever since I was old enough to hold a crayon and not shove it up my nose. Music....well..music is life. I can't really sum it up better than that. I'm constantly singing (and on the off chance- dancing) everywhere...so if you see me in my car, I'm not having a seizure.

3. I'm pretty foul-mouthed. I guess my way with words could better be described as a Latino going on her 5th hour of labor without an epidural and is just finding out Pedro left her for some big-boobed white mamacita. You'd think I had Tourettes Syndrome...but I swear I can't help it.

4. Somebody once said that the shortest distance between two people is laughter. Humor is mucho importante (the spanglish is a regular thing too) to me. I love to make people laugh, even if that involves sending my tact kicking and screaming out the window. Some pretty outlandish things have escaped from this little mouth of mine, but the double-take and the "what the fuck" looks are what I live for. Tact is for lame-asses anyway.

5. Family and friend are interchangeable words in my vocabulary. As with anyone else, I'm very grateful for the people in my life and wouldn't change them for the world. You're the ones I compare everyone else to; thank you for letting our paths in life cross.

6. I'm compulsively late for everything, and that includes my own birth. It get's pretty annoying, but on the flipside I can always make you laugh- well once you get over being pissed b/c I was a half hour late for whatever.

7. I'm pretty awesome about 80% of the time- not gonna lie. That other 20%? Well, that's for the starving kids.

8. Live. Laugh. Love.