Kryssi
"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."

Female
24 years old
Cacapoopoopeepeeshire, Oklahoma
United States



Last Login: 7/8/2008
Mood: angsty Mood Image
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    Kryssi's Interests
GeneralGABRIEL (my chihuahua)
wanderlust
sleeping
animals
LGBTA rights
California
used clothing
used music
anti-psychiatry
nutrition
hot [green] tea & honey
guacamole
garlic (it cures everything)
misanthropy
compassion
silent observation
pool
scrabble
recycling
nostalgia
seeing horror films w/ my Grandma
comedy
tragedy
making money
MUSIC MUSIC & MUSIC


Music


Tori Amos
Fiona Apple
Jann Arden
Emilie Autumn

Björk
Blue Rodeo
Boomkat
Sarah Brightman
Jeff Buckley
Kate Bush
The Cars
Tracy Chapman
Cocteau Twins
CONCRETE BLONDE:

The Corrs
Cowboy Junkies
The Cure
Delerium
Dido
Ani DiFranco
The Distillers
Divinyls:

Fefe Dobson
Minnie Driver
The Eagles
Eminem
Enigma
Enya
Esthero
Melissa Etheridge
Eurythmics
The Faint
Bryan Ferry
A Fine Frenzy
Frou Frou
Garbage:


Genesis
Goldfrapp
Gram Rabbit:

Patty Griffin
Beth Hart
PJ Harvey
Sophie B. Hawkins
Imogen Heap:


Heart
Hole
Joydrop
Chantal Kreviazuk
Ladytron
Le Tigre
Annie Lennox:

Jenny Lewis
Lone Justice
MR. JAMES A. MANKEY

Maria McKee
Sarah McLachlan:

Mirah
Abra Moore
Mandy Moore
The Murmurs
Bif Naked
MS. JOHNETTE LIN NAPOLITANO

Heather Nova
Paul Oakenfold
Outkast
Poe
Portishead
Pretenders:

Pretty & Twisted
Rilo Kiley
Rolling Stones
Romeo Void
Roxette
Roxy Music
Patti Smith
Sonia Dada
Regina Spektor
Alison Sudol
Talking Heads
Tegan & Sara:

Texas

Train
KT Tunstall
Shiny Toy Guns
Vesper Sparrow
Whiskeytown
Dar Williams
Rachael Yamagata
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
[ALTERNATIVE]
[ELECTRONIC]
[FOLK]
[GREGORIAN CHANTS]
[NEW WAVE]
[VIOLINS/CELLOS]



MoviesI can't seem to sit through movies lately without drugging myself first, but...
Supersize Me
Sicko
The 10th Kingdom
(guiltiest of all guilty pleasures)
SAW - all 283975 of them
Whatever makes me laugh (without lowering my IQ), shocks me, or moves me to tears - I'm quite the masochistic sucker for depressive unrequited love stories as I can totally relate all too well.
Anything written by Woody Allen, or starring BETTE DAVIS:

Whoopi Goldberg movies never fail to lift my spirits, either (she's my idol for LIFE, so please do not shit-talk this woman in my presence or so help me Lucifer...):



TelevisionAlmost everything 'cutting-edge' on FX and Comedy Central (South Park and Sarah Silverman excluded because I DO have standards); any BRITISH sketch comedy, anything starring Debra Jo Rupp, containing lesbians, or all the above...somehow.
Boston Legal
Cosby
Family Guy
House, M.D.
Joan of Arcadia [FUCK YOU, CBS, SERIOUSLY! Evil pricks.]
The L Word:


Star Trek: TNG
That '70s Show
Will & Grace Jack & Karen
The X-Files


BooksThe Color Purple

Fast Food Nation

Frankenstein

Ishmael

Honestly, I'm not much of an avid reader (go ahead and stone me - I deserve it) but again, I prefer stories that will shock or depress me. If it doesn't move me, it's a criminal waste of my time.


HeroesDr. Kevorkian
villains
hermits
nomads
cannibals
Tammy Faye (and other such tolerant, accepting, angelic folk)
underdogs
tree-huggers
triple-threats
genderbenders
social outcasts
bad-ass bitches
adopters who don't breed
noble vigilantes, such as:
ANIMAL LIBERATION FRONT


     Kryssi's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Education:In college
Occupation:waste of potential

   Kryssi's Schools
Tulsa Community College
Tulsa,Oklahoma
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
 

2004 to Present
Union Hs
Tulsa,Oklahoma
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: English/Drama
 

1998 to 2002

   Kryssi's Companies
Subway
Tulsa, OK US


11/1999 - 06/2004
Full Moon Cafe
Tulsa, OK US
Starfucks

06/2006 - 11/2006
Dirty's Sports Bar & Grill
Jenks, OK US
Dish Bitch

03/2007 - present
NRS Brawley
Tulsa, OK US
Slave to Homophobic CEO

01/2008 - 04/2008



Kryssi would have a sex change just so she could give her left nut to see her Rabbits play Pappy's tomorrow night...

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   Kryssi's Blurbs
About me:
My Grandma says I was born 50 years old.


KRYSSI
(noun):


A person of questionable sanity
who starts her own cult.

[How will you be defined in the dictionary?]


Who I'd like to meet:
Modest, animal-loving folk who possess decent taste in music,
a witty and/or cynical sense of humor, and thoughts of their own.
Lily Tomlin & Jane Wagner, Whoopi Goldberg, Janeane Garofalo,
Pam Grier, Chrissie Hynde, Annie Lennox, Chrissy Amphlett,
Shirley Manson, Ilene Chaiken...women in general who kick ass.

I would NOT like to meet:
_narcissists
_Madonna (See above.)
_people who think Madonna is some kind of genius
_shitty MySpace "musicians"
_people with obnoxious, poorly coded profiles
_sheeple who believe everything gossip mongers (TMZ and E!) say as gospel
_patriots/nationalists (See below.)
_brainwashed religious extremists (and I aren't just talkin'bout them "terrorists", mm'kaaay?)


BANDS: If you want me to add you, please send me a message explaining why you think I'd want to listen to your music.

BOTARDS: If it is evident to me that you cannot spell, punctuate, type (simple words like "you" do not need to be abbreviated!), and that basically you wasted all of your time jerking off during 3rd grade grammar lessons, then I will not be associated with you.




   Kryssi's Friend Space (Top 16)
Kryssi has 126 friends.
 kathryn wheel 


 Sherry 


 Kristin 


 ~Stephanie~ 


 Stefanie 


 Tracy 


 Rebecca 


 Catheryn 


 Marc 


 Chef Greg 


 Jessica 


 Dana Lana ™ 


 johnette napolitano 


 James Mankey 


 Gram Rabbit 


 THE LUCKY NUN GALLERY 





Kryssi's Friends Comments
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kathryn wheel





Jul 6 2008 1:05 AM

oh yeah, i meant to tell you. after the pride parade last week, i went to this bar that was playing like a cher montage video.
that bit with lily tomlin was in it[the sound was off though]
Vesper Sparrow





Jul 4 2008 12:47 PM

Happy 4th of July ...Ms. Kryssi ...:>k
GIRL





Jul 3 2008 7:23 PM

4
imichelle





Jul 3 2008 7:01 PM



-I
Pirate





Jul 3 2008 3:35 PM

LOL....your crazy,So how are you doing? I'm dating this awesome chick now....shes Good girl,or good to me.I kinda miss talking to you,So whats up.



Pirate...take care
Catina





Jul 3 2008 8:40 AM

kathryn wheel





Jul 2 2008 1:55 AM

i think you'll be pleased to hear that i finally pulled my sister over to the side of imogen heap. or maybe you won't care.


also, i miss you.
kathryn wheel





Jun 28 2008 9:20 PM

sherry, noooo! i'm first in THAT line.


seriously, i can't seem to stop thinking of kissing you lately.
*sigh*
Sherry





Jun 28 2008 5:51 PM

I am gonna come to your house tonight and deflower you.

Maybe.
Dana Lana ™





Jun 28 2008 4:09 PM

The pissey, whiney, needs to be loved, obsessive Cancer in me..forgive you..again.
LOL
kathryn wheel





Jun 28 2008 3:48 PM

damn, even i only slept until 4*30.
and i have to get up at like 8 am tomorrow!
Dana Lana ™





Jun 28 2008 1:25 PM

Surfing for some T7S pics and saw this...OMG!!! She's drop dead in it!!!
Thought of you.:)Have a great weekend!
Debra Jo Rupp
~Stephanie~





Jun 26 2008 8:59 PM




LOL!!!
kathryn wheel





Jun 26 2008 2:10 AM

um..restart? you've probably already tried that but you know how i'm technologically retarded.
kathryn wheel





Jun 26 2008 2:01 AM

oh well that would..suck.


and might i add "hey por-tard. how's your two moms, ya big gaymo?" ahh that was like the best thing tina ever said.
kathryn wheel





Jun 25 2008 11:54 PM

yep that's what i thought, but i couldn't find it on netflix. maybe it's not on dvd yet.
kathryn wheel





Jun 25 2008 10:22 PM

ugh what was the name of that british lesbian show? something about sugar?
Stefanie





Jun 24 2008 4:49 PM

NEED PICTURES
kathryn wheel





Jun 22 2008 10:32 PM

1)i just IMDBed this altman character, don't think i saw any of his movies. 2) the word you wanted was "gavomit" coined by dr cox. i.e. "i'm gagging and vomiting at the same time, i'm gavomiting" aaand 3) i'd like for you to reappear.
kathryn wheel





Jun 22 2008 2:19 PM

oo, in the middle of stepping all over each other's lines, "lily" was very close to kissing "meryl's" neck for a second there.
Sherry





Jun 21 2008 1:15 PM

I WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU GOT MINDFUCKED AND I WHY I HAD NO PART IN IT
kathryn wheel





Jun 21 2008 2:17 AM

hahah i don't care, i just wanted you to see the doggie. but she was on this show i was watching the other night..not nearly as horrible as on the nanny.


and fine, just post blogs nobody can see. i didn't wanna read it anyway.
kathryn wheel





Jun 19 2008 8:05 PM

if you need a friend or you need a shoulder, you know in the end i'll always be there.
kathryn wheel





Jun 17 2008 3:05 PM

YAAAAY SHOOOES! they fit and everything, thanks again baby.
GIRL





Jun 17 2008 12:02 AM

WHat up KrYsSi?
Have a great week and thanks again
for lettin' us on your friends list. ; )
Drop in and make us laugh anytime, ok?
Betty Bolinger





Jun 16 2008 1:55 PM

O that's a good one! I like it! SOO are you going to go work at whole foods now? After all you've got to do something to quit obsessing over Lily Tomlin.
Betty Bolinger





Jun 16 2008 1:45 PM

hmmm I just don't know. Might have something to do with me spending 4 years to get a degree, that they don't want to pay me more for."We're just too slow in the CAD department right now.
" Nice huh?
kathryn wheel





Jun 14 2008 8:41 PM

evidently this is your constellation. http://www. aolcdn. com/aolnews_photos/08/02/20080613084309990022
Stefanie





Jun 14 2008 8:02 AM

I just realized that you've got a Bette Milder quote up there.

Also, I think you will fit in my suitcase. Start working on endurance for staying in the fetal position. It's a long flight.
kathryn wheel





Jun 13 2008 3:15 PM

hmm it's possible i'm that soul your headline's referring to. although i don't feel that afraid of dying..only of dying alone.
Stefanie





Jun 12 2008 11:00 PM

OMG Y???
Sherry





Jun 12 2008 6:51 PM

Hope you are ok
Stefanie