The Grand Poobah of Upper Buttcrack
The Grand Poobah of Upper Buttcrack "Wound Up Tighter Than a Hummingbird's Asshole!"

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26 years old
Tulsa, Oklahoma
United States



Last Login: 12/29/2009
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    The Grand Poobah of Upper Buttcrack's Interests
GeneralVery few things DON'T interest me...


WANDERLUST
animals
LGBTA rights
philosophy
California
taboo
evolution/enlightenment
catharsis
recreational self-destruction
secondhand stores
anti-psychiatry
nostalgia
nature
thunderstorms
quiet observation
nutrition
hot tea & honey
guacamole
garlic (it cures everything)
direct/blunt/brutal HONESTY
dissent
insubordination
asking questions
pool
scrabble
recycling
seeing horror films with my Grandma
respecting/maintaining balance
ambivalence
comedy
tragedy
misanthropy
compassion
serenity
chaos
sacrificial self-discipline
mindless self-indulgence
good tequila (Milagro or Patron)
the occult
MUSIC MUSIC & MUSIC


Music


Tori Amos
Fiona Apple
Jann Arden
Emilie Autumn

Björk
Blue Rodeo
Sarah Brightman (sometimes...)
Jeff Buckley
Kate Bush
Brandi Carlile
The Cars
Neko Case
Tracy Chapman
Cocteau Twins
Coldplay
CONCRETE BLONDE

The Corrs
Cowboy Junkies
The Cure
Cyndi Lauper
Delerium
Dido
Ani DiFranco
The Distillers
Divinyls
Fefe Dobson
Minnie Driver
The Eagles
Eminem
Enigma
Enya
Esthero
Melissa Etheridge
Eurythmics
The Faint
Bryan Ferry
A Fine Frenzy
Fleetwood Mac
Frou Frou
Garbage

Genesis
Goldfrapp
Gram Rabbit
Patty Griffin
Beth Hart
PJ Harvey
Sophie B. Hawkins
Imogen Heap

Heart
Hole
Joydrop
Chantal Kreviazuk (sometimes...)
Ladytron
k.d. lang
Le Tigre
Annie Lennox
Jenny Lewis
Lone Justice
MR. JAMES MANKEY

Marilyn Manson
Mazzy Star
Maria McKee
Sarah McLachlan
Mirah
Abra Moore
Bif Naked
MS. JOHNETTE NAPOLITANO

Heather Nova
Paul Oakenfold
Outkast
Poe
Portishead
PRETENDERS
Pretty & Twisted
Rilo Kiley

Rolling Stones
Romeo Void
Roxette
Roxy Music
Shiny Toy Guns
Patti Smith
Sonia Dada
South
Regina Spektor
Talking Heads
Tegan & Sara
Texas
Train

KT Tunstall
U2 (sometimes...)
Vesper Sparrow
Whiskeytown
Whitesnake
Dar Williams
Rachael Yamagata
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
[ALT-COUNTRY]
[DREAM-POP]
[ELECTRONIC]
[FOLK]
[GRUNGE]
[GREGORIAN CHANTS]
[NEW WAVE]
[VIOLINS/CELLOS]



MoviesWhatever MOVES me...in ANY direction. Hard to take Hollywood seriously anymore. I can't seem to sit through most movies lately without drugging myself first. I am drawn mostly toward comedy (black or witty), fantasy (dark, not cheesy), documentaries, unrequited love stories (emotional masochist over here!), psychological semi-horror thrillers, anything Sapphic, blah blah blah. Not many movies are coming to mind, though...

The Apartment
Better Than Chocolate
Crash
Dolores Claiborne
I <3 Huckabees
LOVE ACTUALLY
Saw (I, II, and III)
Secretary
Stranger Than Fiction
Supersize Me
The 10th Kingdom (pure guilty pleasure)

I can easily get sucked into eccentric character studies and ensembles - films by Woody Allen, Robert Altman, Charlie Kaufman, etc.

I will also very willingly sit through anything starring my leading ladies Lily Tomlin, Shirley MacLaine, Whoopi Goldberg, Dianne Wiest, Cate Blanchett, or Bette Davis.


TelevisionAnything CUTTING-EDGE, PROVOCATIVE, INTELLECTUAL, PROGRESSIVE, ECCENTRIC:
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
A Bit of Fry and Laurie
Boston Legal (or anything by David E. Kelley!)
Cosby
Daily Show/Colbert Report
Damages
Family Guy
French and Saunders
House, M.D.
JOAN OF ARCADIA
The L Word

Laugh-In
NIP/TUCK (FX=poor man's HBO)
Star Trek: TNG
That '70s Show
Will & Grace Jack & Karen
The X-Files


BooksThe Search for Signs of Intelligent Life In the Universe

Fast Food Nation

Frankenstein

Ishmael

Honestly, unless it's POETRY, I'm not much of an avid reader (go ahead and stone me - I deserve it), but again, I prefer stories that will shock or depress me. If it doesn't move me, it's a criminal waste of my time.


Heroeskarma
villains
hermits
nomads
lotharios
cannibals
underdogs
tree-huggers
triple-threats
social outcasts
genderbenders
bad-ass bitches
noble vigilantes
adopters who don't breed
Dr. LIZ CRUZ from "Nip/Tuck"!
Alan Shore from "Boston Legal"!
Red Forman from "That '70s Show"!
John Kramer a.k.a. JIGSAW from "Saw"!


     The Grand Poobah of Upper Buttcrack's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:In college
Occupation:waste of potential

   The Grand Poobah of Upper Buttcrack's Schools
Tulsa Community College
Tulsa,Oklahoma
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: NUTRITION (once I get to California)
 

2004 to Present
Union Hs
Tulsa,Oklahoma
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: DRAMA (dedicated thespians are THE most ridiculous, grating, pretentious group of freaks)
 

1998 to 2002

   The Grand Poobah of Upper Buttcrack's Companies
Dirty's Sports Bar & Grill
Jenks, OK US
Escapist

04/2007 - 08/2009
NRS Brawley
Tulsa, OK US
Administrative Assistant

01/2008 - 04/2008
$e@r$
Tulsa, OK US
Merch & Customer Assist

04/2009 - present



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   The Grand Poobah of Upper Buttcrack's Blurbs
About me:
My Grandma says I was born 50 years old.

..Youniverse Personality TestYouniverse Personality Test


KRYSSI
(noun):


A person of questionable sanity
who starts her own cult.

[How will you be defined in the dictionary?]


Who I'd like to meet:
_Dr. Kevorkian
_Fellow mind-speaking, truth-seeking, rational thinkers
_Those who are not afraid to stand up for deeply-held convictions
_Humble, animal-loving folk who possess decent taste in music,
a witty and/or cynical sense of humor, and thoughts of their own
_Jane Wagner, Whoopi Goldberg, Janeane Garofalo, RuPaul,
CHER, Pam Grier, Chrissie Hynde, Annie Lennox, Chrissy Amphlett,
Shirley Manson, Ilene Chaiken...women in general who kick ass...

I would NOT like to meet:
_Narcissists
_Madonna (See above.)
_People who think Madonna is some kind of genius
_People who refuse to/can't/won't/don't CHANGE and evolve
_Girls with cutesy little symbols before/after their MySpace names
_People with obnoxiously coded profile layouts
_Gossip mongers (TMZ, E!, et al) and the sheeple who believe them
_Musicians whose albums all sound alike
_Patriots/nationalists (See below.)
_Brainwashed religious extremists (and I ain't just talkin'bout them "terrorists"!)


BANDS: If you want me to add you, please send me a message explaining why you think I'd want to listen to your music.





   


   The Grand Poobah of Upper Buttcrack's Friend Space (Top 20)
The Grand Poobah of Upper Buttcrack has 111 friends.
 Sherry 


 Stephanie Cervantes 


 Kristin 


 Brittney 


 Stefanie 


 Catheryn 


 Tracy 


 Dana 


 Rebecca 


 recyclops 


 Panda 


 il Bacio 


 Johnette 


 The Pretenders 


 ANNIE LENNOX 


 Gram Rabbit 


 Jann Arden 


 Imogen Heap 


 Brandi Carlile 


 Nip/Tuck 





The Grand Poobah of Upper Buttcrack's Friends Comments
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CANDICE

Candice Bishop



Dec 27 2009 10:52 PM

YOU LOOK HOTT IN YOUR DEFAULT PIC WOMAN< i had to do a double take to figure out who it was!! cant wait to see you tomorrow!!!
Zach-Daniels™

Zach Collins



Dec 27 2009 12:48 AM

Yep i have 8 staples holding my scalp together... kinda cool.
Melpo

Melpo Christofi



Dec 21 2009 11:39 AM

Hi Kryssi!  Sorry for the four month delay in a reply.  I don't use MySpace anymore but occasionally come by and check it.  So hiiii back!  How are you?
Jeffro From Krucial Kustoms

Jeffro Clark



Dec 20 2009 4:30 PM

just noticed your man status lol cracks me up :P
GIRL

GIRL



Dec 11 2009 4:10 PM

Just noticed SuperSize Me is one of your favorite movies.
My friend Ron English did the artwork for that one. (Popaganda)
Hope you're doin' ok... and your little dog, too.
recyclops

recyclops



Dec 5 2009 8:34 PM

no, i actually prefer this band to who i was thinking of though. electrelane, they were on origami's top friends..so thanks for your help just the same.
recyclops

recyclops



Dec 5 2009 12:00 PM

i know there's a pretty good chance you won't know what i'm talking about due to your memory froglem but..what was the name of that synth pop band? i have the following [possible] facts about them: their name was one word, they were all female, their songs were somewhat monotonous, and i believe you saw them open for le tigre.
Jenn Brown

Jennifer Brown



Dec 4 2009 12:23 AM

hey girl how are you? Its been a long time since we chatted. How is everything going?
GIRL

GIRL



Dec 2 2009 7:16 PM

To make you smile:
Brandon is Scary

Brandon is Scary



Dec 1 2009 3:15 PM

Yeah, I did know that. I've actually been in love with Goodbye Horses before they used it on Nip/Tuck, thanks to Silence of the Lambs. That's why I was so surprised when they used it on Nip/Tuck. When I hear it, I can't think of anything but Buffalo Bill.
Sherry

Sherry



Dec 1 2009 12:56 AM

I am loving you SO HARD right now  
recyclops

recyclops



Nov 28 2009 7:07 AM

yeah, i know what you mean, i'm sure i have more than you but..there's still a good amount i don't have. i want the smiths stuff more desperately though just because the solo songs tend to blend together too much. as for best ofs, you'd still have to buy 2 but there's the smiths' "singles". i believe that's 18 [good] songs.
recyclops

recyclops



Nov 28 2009 2:03 AM

here's a link to the song from which that first quote you liked so much is taken.  http://music.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=music.artistalbums&artistid=2000582&albumid=13442846
Tracy

Tracy



Nov 26 2009 6:22 PM

Happy Birthday you sexy bitch!! XOXOXOXO
BRITTANY B*TCH!

BRITTANY B*TCH!



Nov 26 2009 2:23 PM

Laughing my fuckin ass off, but noticed I never mentioned love ( not because I didn't have enough space.) but I am so in love with that "tune"/ lyrics. I was inspired by "The Beatles on record" on the history channel last night! Lol
recyclops

recyclops



Nov 26 2009 6:22 AM

haaappy birthday! or do i mean thanksgiving?  no i think it's the first one..
Sherry

Sherry



Nov 26 2009 6:09 AM

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
or Happy Coming Out Of Your Mom's Cooter Day

WAHTEVER YOU DO, DO IT WELL!!  I love you!!
GIRL

GIRL



Nov 26 2009 5:02 AM

A few things:
1. Happy Thanksgiving
2. Happy upcoming birthday
3. Love your new headline
4. New chi chi photos just added for your viewing pleasure.
   (Ruby's growing up!)
Astrid

Astrid



Nov 25 2009 4:26 PM

Hi there!!!!!!

I miss you and hope all is well!
Brandon is Scary

Brandon is Scary



Nov 22 2009 6:37 AM

Sometimes I regret ever choosing to be gay, but then I think about all the diseases I've spread and children I've corrupted, and I feel all better.
Sparkling Sandy

Sandy Tracey



Nov 20 2009 7:29 AM

Krazy,

I'm krazy for feeling so lonely... And so are you! You are so awesome, sometimes I think you don't know that... but I know that you're really smart and clever, so therefore you must know. Since you're so smart, maybe you can tell me why we deny our own awesomeness sometimes, even though other people validate it...what do you think?

xo,
ST
p.s.
you're amazing.
Sherry

Sherry



Nov 18 2009 4:54 AM

Cancer horoscope for 11/17: Sometimes it's easier to avoid looking at the parts of our own
character which need an overhaul. Someone has possibly made you aware
of an aspect of your character, albeit unintentionally, that you're not
too comfortable with. You're advised to heed these constructive
comments and use them for self improvement just now. The alternative is
self denial which ultimately brings sorrow.

KILL ME NOW
Sparkling Sandy

Sandy Tracey



Nov 18 2009 4:28 AM

No. Dang it. No one here but my kids really know who she is. BUT, I am going to Brandi Carlile again, 6 days after my birthday in January, and I'm very excited about that. I have an extra ticket, too....
Sparkling Sandy

Sandy Tracey



Nov 16 2009 9:53 PM

I've been in there twice, Kryssi.
Sherry

Sherry



Nov 15 2009 11:12 PM

Again, take a look at both of our  horoscopes.  THAT is why I believe in this stuff...
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