writing, music, anime, the human mind, my friends' happiness (theirs ALWAYS comes before mine), fanfiction (if u don't know what it is, ask), and boys, cuz they're fun to play with
Things Men Should Recognize!!
1. Just cause your loyal girlfriend forgave you for cheating, it doesn't mean things will remain the same. Newsflash: Any cute male "friend" that she may have has now moved up a few notches, playa.
2. If she's mad cool, the two of you always get along with no arguments, and kicking it with her is like kicking it with your boys, keep up the good work. You haven't pissed her off yet.
3. Girls can fuck you and keep it movin' too. Stop thinkin' that if you fuck with us we're gonna catch feelings. Ain't nobody thinking about you nigga. Our boyfriend was just acting up that week.
4.The REAL freaks aren't the loud, obnoxious, promiscuous, titties hangin' out, tight everything on, excessive makeup wearing girls who emulate chics in a Jay-Z video. Nah, she's the QUIET one with the baggy jeans, sneakers, ponytail, and makeup-less face, doin her thang, just chillin'. That unsuspecting, "plain" chic will have you thinking your dick will fall off if she leaves. Not to mention, kick one of them obnoxious bitches' asses.
5. Real freaks keep their shit undercover because if every nigga knew how good her shit was and how easily she gives in to temptation, her coochie would wear out like a stretched rubber band. We all know how many times you gotta wrap that sucker around before it holds tight.
6. Just because a girl gives you her phone number that day, doesn't mean she expects to hear from you that night. Pretend like you have a life.
7. Shouting obscenities at a girl just because she DIDN'T RESPOND to your, "Yo shorty", (when you're shorter than her), or your "Ma, Ma, Ma", (when you ain't her fuckin' son), or to "Damn! Girl!" (When she's with her man), only makes you look EXTRA stupid. All that cursin' while she's walking you still think she's fine, nigga!
8. You don't choose the girl you want to be with. By the time you even recognize her, she has already, loved you, kissed you, touched you, sucked you, fucked you, played you, and thought of a way to drop you, for that other nigga whose eyein' her too.
9. Men swear that girls resort to masturbation like they do. If a girl says she doesn't play with her shit, it is conceivable. When we get horny, we call a nigga. As women, we have more sex appeal, more seductive tactics to trap guys, and therefore more options than guys. And, our options never have their period and are ALWAYS ready to fuck. With so little resistance from you all, why play with our own shit?
10. A girl's love and trust is like tissue. Once you've shit on it, you will never get it back to it's original state.
11. Girls don't dress up and look attractive to impress guys. We do all that xtra shit to make us happy. We could have a rag on our head, no teeth, and one leg, but if our ass or titties are big, we could still bag one of you fools. Why dress up unnecessarily?
12. Oh yeah, those girls in the video? THEY DON'T WANT YOU. You better pay attention to the girl sittin' next to your droolin' ass.
13. If a girl claims that you're sexually harassing her, you're ugly. Plain and simple. Sexual harassment is based solely on how attractive or unattractive the so called "harasser" is. Like a girl is gonna press charges because Allen Iverson told her she had a nice ass.
14. When you really have a chic's heart, and you really have her open, she's sucking your dick. If she ain't doin' that, go re-evaluate yourself playa. She ain't open.
15. If a girl is sucking your dick and you're not even eating the pussy, and she ain't complaining, don't brag to your boys and laugh cause you think you're the man. Another nigga is handlin' what you're scared to do. Ha! Ha!
16. Just cause a girl introduces you to her parents, doesn't mean she's serious about you. It's just that her parents keep sweatin' her because they want to see the face of the person giving booty calls waking up the entire house at 3am in the fuckin' morning every night.
17. Just because you spent a couple of nights at your girl's apartment, doesn't mean you live with her. Take your dirty draws home and wash them yourself. And stop tryin' to leave signs of your presence. Other niggas drop by too.
18. When you interrupt our making out to get up for a sudden bathroom run, we know you're jerking off to get rid of that inital nut. If she doesn't know, it's because she hasn't caught a nigga yet.
19. Do you really think we don't know when you're on the phone with some chic? Nuff' said.
20. If your girl is always asking about how one of your friends is doing, she's doing one of four things: dreaming about being with him, wishing she met him before she met you, considering sleeping with him after the two of you break up, or sleeping with him already.
21. Just because you honk your horn at a girl and she turns to look at you, it doesn't mean that she's diggin' you. It's because she's in the street and you honked your horn. Basic reflex is to turn and look. Drive on, genius.
22. When you don't call your girl, compliment your girl, take your girl out, romance your girl, adorn your girl with flowers and gifts, but you're still able to call her "your girl"...it's because someone else is calling your girl, complimenting your girl, taking your girl out, romancing your girl, adorning your girl with flowers and gifts, and has people thinking that's his girl, fool.
23. Once you forget her birthday, she may forgive you, but she will never forget it. It WILL come back to haunt you one day.
24. Motels are not romantic. The idea of lavish surroundings to a girl consists of more than just whether or not a bed is available.
25. You'll NEVER be able to understand, figure out, outsmart, out think, pull as many girls as she does guys, out talk, out argue, or out love a girl. It just isn't possible.
Music
rap, R&B, hip-hop, punk, rock, pop, gospel, j-pop, classical my musical tastes vary greatly depending on my moods
~45 things a girl would die 4!~
1-touch their waist
2-talk to them
3-share secrets
4-give her your jacket
5-kiss them slowly
are you remembering this?
6-hug her
7-hold her
8-laugh with her
9-invite her somewhere
10-let her be with you when you're with your friends
keep reading
11-smile with her
12-take pics with her
13-pull her onto your lap
14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back
15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved
Are you thinking about someone?
16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her
17-kiss her unexpectedly
18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST
19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy!
20-tell her the way you feel about her!
..20 u need to show her you mean it too
21-kiss her on the lips
22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff
23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD
24-make her feel loved
25-buy her stuff. small things can still help
we might deny it but we accutally like and kinda want you to get us things
26-DON'T LIE TO HER.
27-DON'T CHEAT ON HER.
28-take her anywhere she wants
29-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you
are you still reading this u better be its important
31. Hold her close when she's cold and she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the tip of her nose; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss them).
34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her
remember this next time you are with her
36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible
41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night
44. Dedicate a song to her.
45. Always Remind her how much you love her.
youll never know when she needs just a lil more love
Movies
My fav movies are Clue, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the Harry Potters, Starsky and Hutch, The Whole Nine Yards, Fifth Element, Nightmare Before Christmas, Vincent, Pirates of the Caribbean, the Thief and the Cobbler, the Lord of the Rings, and many more...
Television
lots of stuff, drama, anime, you name the genre, i probably watch it
my father is my hero. he never let anyone know they got to him. he was an angel and i miss him everyday. if he was here, would i be this depressed? probably not. i miss u daddy! i wanna be just like u!
In Memoriam of Kevin Lynn Woods
December 24, 1967-June 10, 2001
(yes he was born on Christmas and he died at 33, kinda like Christ)
Overton High School
Memphis,Tennessee
Graduated: 2007
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: SECME, Key Club, Orchestra, Mu Alpha Theta
About me: I'm a Scorpio and I rep Memphis, TN. I play violin and write poems and short stories. I have one younger sister and I live with my mother because my father passed in 2001. I miss him so much. Alot of my poems are usually inspired by what I see, what I hear, what I feel. I am now an official University of Tennessee at Knoxville freshman!
Who I'd like to meet: Eminem...he's sexy and he's my inspiration to not let these haters get to me. Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, Shemar Moore....the list goes on.
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