Bob Marley, Buddy Holly, Bobby Dylan, Elvis, Howlin' Wolf, Jeff Beck, Johnny Cash, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Muddy Waters, Patti Smith, Pogues, Robert Johnson, Ronettes, Thin Lizzy, Velvet Underground, Woody Guthrie...
The Team
We are wearing masks to hide our secret identites
Movies
The Wild Bunch, The Dirty Dozen, The Wild One, Platoon, The Exorcist, The Usual Suspects, Gangs of New York, The Bounty, First Blood, M*A*S*H, On The Waterfront, Rocky, Blade Runner, Naked Lunch...
Television
A 1950's black and white set made of antique oak with a faulty knob that only picks up alien radio signals eminating from Area 51 and the immortal Wolfman Jack...
Books
Comic books, History books, Cook books, Map books, Chewable books...
Heroes
Bill Hicks, Garth Ennis, Ziggy Stardust, Sam Peckinpah, Stan Lee, Lenny Bruce, Will Eisner, Martin Scorsese, Richard Pryor, Che Guevara, Marlon Brando, The Lovely Debbie McGee, Fonzie, Taffy from Captain Caveman, Oliver Stone, John Milton, Norma Jean, The Red Baron, Matt Groening, Jack Kerouac, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, HBO, Jeremy Paxman, The Walrus, Alan Moore, Lee Marvin, Mr Snuffleupagus, Triumph Motorcycles, Doc Holiday, The Hooded Claw...
Broken English Comics's Details
Status:
Single
Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
Broken English Comics is dreaming that dream Posted at 8:58 PM Aug 29, 2008 view more
About me:
Broken English comics is the brainchild of a mutant, two-headed Siamese twin called Ishmael the vegetarian. Unhappy with sharing one set of sexual organs, Ishmael underwent radical surgery which involved biting hard onto the exhausts of two Harley Davidsons as they pulled away in opposite directions.
Freed from the confines of a single body the first head, who now called himself Paul, placed himself in an
oversized jam jar attached to a skateboard controlled only by his devastating intellect while the second head, now known as Craig, broke into the BBC studios and made off with a sawn-off Dalek and a taffeta ballgown.
Each sought to make their mark on the world, Paul as a bowling ball with artificial intelligence and Craig as a stunt double in the porn industry. Their dreams of a normal life were crushed one night when Craig was fired for refusing to give head and Paul, literally legless in the pub, let slip about where the bowling pins really go.
They met up many years later at a party held by Aleister Crowley's ghost and decided to join forces and raise enough cash to pursue their ultimate dream of being planted in a field of medicinal tobacco on an uncharted island.
To realise this dream they needed cash, and so, Broken English Comics was formed simply because they had failed at absolutely everything else...
Hi all, I just noticed that I had not mentioned the genius that is Dan Duncan or 'Dan dan the artist man' as we know him. The art on display is the work he completed for us as a project for an upcoming anthology. So thanks to Dan
