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Elmo, ParrotHead Amuck

		From the deepest depths of despair, listen carefully. You'll always hear the echoing sadness of someone further down. Reach down to them... Male 101 years old Somewhere in New York, New York United States Last Login: 12/23/2009
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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/brotherelmo

Elmo, ParrotHead Amuck's Interests

General

My interests? The Opie & Anthony Show of course!!!!!
I'm Brother Elmo from the show--Opie's bro. Support the program and listen on XM Satellite Radio or Free FM! Niiiiiiiiiice!!!!

They're In!!
The long awaited O&A Baseball Jerseys are here in time for the holidays!!! We only printed a small amount of them, so click on the pic to go to Ziggy's MyRadioStore.com and grab one up!

I have signed with a literary agent!! My funny, illustrated book about TV and movies is awesome and really should be published (check out my blog)!!!! If you know anyone in publishing, help me make it happen--I'll give you free t-shirts or a reach around, your choice!!!!!!

Some of my Christmas cartoons...

Lifting, softball, hockey, skiing, hoops, rollerblading. You name it!! Crossword puzzles, sudoku, mind teasers, history books, autobiographies, anything to push my brain forward. Come party with me at my brother Brett's restaurant/bar, F.H. Riley's, in Huntington, LI. You may be treated to my unique karaoke stylings!! Come for the food, stay for the freak show!!
Perhaps you remember this moment in time...
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Music

Jimmy Buffett. I'm a huge Parrothead. U2, REM, Alice in Chains, The Dead, bad 80's music, good new wave 80's music, The Boss, Talking Heads, Stones, The Cure, friggin' Floyd, etc., etc. I'm old school and three great songs I heard recently were "Life of Illusion" by Joe Walsh, the live version of "Ol' 55" by The Eagles, and "Seven Turns" by The Allman Brothers Band. Good, good stuff. Give 'em a whirl. And if you really want to be depressed, give Nirvana's "Where Did You Sleep Last Night?" from their Unplugged album a shot. Oof!! Chilling finish. Very, very chilling.

Elmo, ParrotHead Amuck's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Networking, Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Long Island
Zodiac Sign:	Cancer
Children:	Someday
Education:	College graduate
Occupation:	Marketing/Advertising/Design

Elmo, ParrotHead Amuck's Schools

Suny College At Fredonia
Fredonia, NY
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Business

2010 to Present

Elmo, ParrotHead Amuck's Networking

Marketing - Advertising/PR - Other
Through my own company, UnHughesual Marketing, I do everything from logo, design and ad work to marketing plans and even merchandising.

Elmo, ParrotHead Amuck's Companies

UnHughesual Marketing
Long Island, NY US
Self Proprietor

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Elmo, ParrotHead Amuck's Blurbs

About me:

Click on the graphic to go to MyRadioStore.com.

Are you a Jimmy Buffett fan??
Check out my cool cartoon artwork on shirts, clocks, mugs, stickers for your car, etc., at the link below!!
I'm a huge Parrothead!!

Smells Like Elm/Dawn Spirit from Riley's 3/15/08!!
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Check this out if you like to see a grown man stick a needle in his head...and read my "Fun with Diabetes" blog (above)...

Some hilarious moments, some painfully harsh, at our attempt at a fan comedy night. Here is Last Pest Standing...

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I work for myself in marketing/advertising/design, but more importantly, I'm responsible for merchandising the
Opie & Anthony Show
on XM Satellite Radio!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CLICK HERE or check the link above regularly
for the latest designs!!

*I guess I'm arrogant enough to think you actually care about what I'm thinking...so here's some stuff:*
Name:	Elmo
Birthday:	Ju-freakin-ly 10
Birthplace:	Astoria, Queens
Current Location:	Lawn Guylin (said with a thick NY accent)
Eye Color:	Blue
Hair Color:	Blondish
Height:	5' 10" easy
Right Handed or Left Handed:	I give nuns the finger with my left hand and I fondle homeless bag ladies with my right, so I guess that makes me ambidextrous.
Your Heritage:	Mutt, with a penchant for claiming to be 'northern Italian.'
The Shoes You Wore Today:	My Tevas. It's 60 degrees in January. WTF!!!!!!!!!
Your Weakness:	Drunk pet shop owners and Silent Hill on PS2.
Your Fears:	Man, it used to be those freakin' flying monkeys in The Wizard of Oz...but what really freaks me out now is that Burger King mascot guy!! He's a big headed, mute sociopath!! WTF!!! Oh, and I think my Dunkin Donuts guy made a copy of my house key.
Your Perfect Pizza:	Extra sauce served on the stomach of a nubile nymph...while her 88 year old grandmother watches another exciting episode of Wheel of Fortune only 10 feet away.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Does NOT anally raping my neighbor's paper boy count as a goal?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	GSJDOOYMGSFYTAKYNF -- Go Suck Jack Daniels Out Of Your Mommy's Gaping Snatch, Fuck Your Sister And Kill Your Neighbor's Ferret.
Thoughts First Waking Up:	Oh crap! Jessica Alba isn't really here? It was only a dream? Oh...and where did this huge blood stain come from?
Your Best Physical Feature:	Loaded question. Gotta be the large scar on my left shoulder. Awesome. Everyone tells me it's my blue eyes, though, (if that isn't blatant sap by the chiquitas I don't know what is), but practically my whole family has the same ones, so I don't think that counts.
Your Bedtime:	When my 7 year old neighbor shuts off his light. That'll change once my night vision goggles come in. They're on back order.
Your Most Missed Memory:	If I 'missed' it, I don't remember it...so how can it be a memory?
Pepsi or Coke:	A ladle of mead will do just nicely.
MacDonalds or Burger King:	Come on!!!!! Mickey D's. I mean, who doesn't just adore a psycho clown who needs to be around children?
Single or Group Dates:	Single dates...group if her sister is hot.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	I'd rather drink a tepid bowl of rat throwup. With a wedge of lemon, of course.
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Mocha choca latte ya-ya (read as the whole Lady Marmalade riff).
Cappuccino or Coffee:	7-11 coffee. The best. Screw Starbuck's and their attempt to rule the world.
Do you Smoke:	When very drunk.
Do you Swear:	Almost exclusively.
Do you Sing:	All the time. I'm world renown for my karaoke efforts!!
Do you Shower Daily:	Yes, there's an abandoned YMCA up the road. This street urchin, Chet Fresh, provides me with the necessary toiletries and insightful conversation.
Have you Been in Love:	Obviously a chick wrote these questions. A better question would be "Have you ever buried the dismembered body of a prostitute off the New Jersey Turnpike?"
Do you want to go to College:	Not again. I have this recurring dream that all my tests were taken with a number 3 pencil, NOT a number 2, and I have to do college all over again!!!
Do you want to get Married:	"I now pronounce you husband and Jessica Alba."
Do you believe in yourself:	Yes, but most of the world hasn't caught on yet. Elmoman is a mystical man who enters children's rooms in the wee hours of the night to watch them sleep.
Do you think you are Attractive:	Does the Pope pee standing up while a bishop holds his 'staff'??!!
Are you a Health Freak:	If lots of Taco Bell and shots of tequila qualifies as such.
Do you like Thunderstorms:	Um...sure. Do the girls find me romantic now?
Do you play an Instrument:	Unfortunately no, but I did attempt to play "Diary" by Bread on the lute while burying the hooker.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	Are fish tired of seafood?
In the past month have you Smoked:	Yeah, but it was because my brake pads needed changing.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	Does prison rape count as a "date"??
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	Yes, to beat the Christmas rush in 10 months.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	Sugar bad for Elmo.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	I had 2 helpings of sea robin that was laying on the beach in the hot sun for a couple of weeks.
In the past month have you been on Stage:	Singing "Hot Dog" with Lost Boys at F.H. Riley's.
In the past month have you been Dumped:	Would have been...but a shovel and a map of the New Jersey Turnpike took care of that.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	Tried recently, but my face smashed into the ice on the pond. I am probably the only New Yorker to be arrested for skinny dipping in Lake Erie with a 20 year old girl (I was 22). This could be an important trivia question some day.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	Do office supplies count?
Ever been Drunk:	At least as many times as Paris Hilton has said, "That's hot."
Ever been called a Tease:	Actually yes.
Ever Shoplifted:	My Mom dragged me back to the store and made me admit my crime and apologize. And it happened just last week. Hey-o!!!!!!!! (rim shot)
How do you want to Die:	Accidentally beheaded while working as Santa Claus at a shopping mall during peak Christmastime hours.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	An 80 year old man with a silly grin on my face and the current Miss Alabama under the covers.
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	If she's 'looking up' at me I couldn't care less if she even had eyes!!!
Favourite Hair Color:	Blue wigs on thin cocktail waitresses.
Short or Long Hair:	In the trousers I like a serious bush. The kind you need a headband to contain.
Height:	Proportionate with weight.
Weight:	Proportionate with height.
Best Clothing Style:	Bikini.
Number of CDs I own:	One. William Shatner Yodles Alice In Chains Classics.
Number of Piercings:	Uno.
Number of Tattoos:	Nada (yet).
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	Wow, I can think of 3 right off the bat.

Who I'd like to meet:
Hot broads and funny people. Hopefully you fit into one of these categories. I think I'm in the latter...although if you put a wig on me, who knows? Oh...if this question means who I would ever want to meet, that would have to be the mutha effer who goes crashing off the ski jump in "Wide World of Sports." His friends probably call him 'Agony of Defeat Guy'...or just 'Agony' for short.

Elmo, ParrotHead Amuck's Friend Space (Top 18)

Elmo, ParrotHead Amuck has 2508 friends.

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Kel

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Quebeck

Kelly

Shut It Frau!!

People Against Censorship

xxxMAULxxx

Ziggy

Lil' Miss CraZy

Erock (O&A Show)

Fleaman / Matt Massacre = saving the world

Patricia

Hugh Bond

Casey and Baby Mac

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Billy Redfield	Jan 6 2010 7:14 PM How's it going?
Otto and George	Dec 14 2009 3:27 AM
DARKSIDE	Nov 26 2009 6:05 AM Thanksgiving Myspace Layouts HAPPY THANKSGIVING hope all is well
JaJaJooLee	Oct 12 2009 1:55 PM /waves Miss you!
Kelly	Oct 9 2009 2:09 AM woah, havent been on here in a while. Im gonna try to find you on FB! btw, dude, I just got married a week and a half ago!!!! WOAH!! He's the one I brought to the virus tour with me... with those awesome seats ;) I'll try to find you on FB now... Im assuming under the name Elmo ttys Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Kitten Moon	Sep 2 2009 5:32 AM i'd like some anteater please
robert	Aug 31 2009 10:12 PM hi there friend :))
Solomons Portico	Aug 22 2009 10:32 PM thanks for the add! amuck on!
Billy Redfield	Aug 22 2009 7:15 PM Thanks for the add! Hope you enjoy my tunes :)
Lil' Miss CraZy	Aug 17 2009 5:02 PM i'm on facebook more often now i'm doin the same o'thing working and tryin to enjoy summer
Kitten Moon	Aug 12 2009 6:46 AM you have been creeping out of the muck for months! are you ever going to get out of it?
Brian Johnpeer	Aug 5 2009 2:58 PM I hope you find time to read Peek-A-Boo will you comment me at the SNM Reader Guestbook? Thanks for your support! http://www.snmhorrormag.com/snmaugustissue2.htm Your Friend, Brian Johnpeer
Kathleen	Jul 30 2009 4:22 AM You seem like a cool uncle.
Kathleen	Jul 25 2009 8:06 PM Um, how do you come up with those sayings you write on Facebook?
Patrick	Jul 11 2009 3:27 AM HAAAAAAAAAAPPYYYYYYYYYY BIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY ELMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kitten Moon	Jul 11 2009 12:02 AM h b s : B
Jason George	Jul 10 2009 10:22 PM Happy Birfday Elmo!
CURIOUS - (NEW CD ON iTUNES NOW!!!!)	Jul 10 2009 8:33 PM ♥ Happy Birthday ♥
Tyrone aka DJ T Smooth	Jul 10 2009 8:27 PM Happy Birthday!!!!
Gumhead	Jul 10 2009 7:46 PM Happy Birfday you old bastard!!! :)
steve ™	Jul 10 2009 6:21 PM Happy burf-day Elmster!
Ivan	Jul 10 2009 3:31 PM HAPPY B-DAY BROTHER ELMO
Angela	Jul 10 2009 2:16 PM
Jere	Jul 10 2009 12:26 PM HAPPY BIRFDAY!!!!!
A Z	Jul 10 2009 10:50 AM Happy B Day

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