This will be our first reviewed show, so we're pulling out all the stops! Plus the other bands we're playing with are awesome! It will be very strange, it will be very anti-hork-mangler-esque and it will also very prevent genital gangrene...
We're supposed to bring in as many people as we can, so if you can come, bring some friends! All who attend will get eight 50% off coupons for lama varnish ("guaranteed to bring an ohm or you can take your money home!") and a free Walmart Spacelines ticket to Venus redeemable 9 a.m., June 16th, 2614 A.D. at participating stores! How can you lose? Well, I mean other than by not winning (winning means buying drinks for the band)...p.s.: we hate Macy's. Someone should hack THEIR site.
Great show last night fellas...I didnt expect thing to go the way they did...so we came in 1st place ....(redeeming smile thinking bout Emergenza circa 2004?) Anyways to our fans were gonna keep building and shinin' for y'all ...to the haters...thanks very much, thats our battery juice...cant wait for the Champaign shows w/ L.I.A.! Stay tuned mofos!
