About me:
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"Give me your hand small ordinary person, and walk with me - for I shall be your guide. You don't have to worry about me for I shall not give you a quick feel up or anything like that. For I am nice. And a lot nicer than those other cunts who write books and stuff."
I have an aversion to seagulls and a devotion to comedy.
Occasionally I will indulge in the odd biscuit or a few pints of cider.
I've been trying to grow my hair for about 4 years. It's never going to happen.
One day I'll write something special and become a household name.
Currently I'm trying to find out how to be interesting enough to do that.

Once the idiots were just the fools gawping in through the windows. Now they've entered the building. You can hear them everywhere. They use the word 'cool'. It is their favourite word. The idiot dosn't think about what it is saying. Thinking is rubbish, and rubbish isn't cool. Stuff and shit is cool.The idiots are self-regarding consumer slaves, oblivious to the paradox of their uniform individuality. They sculpt their hair to casual perfection. They wear their waistbands below their balls. They babble into handheld twit machines about that cool e-mail of the woman being bummed by a wolf. Their cool friend made it. He's an idiot too.
Welcome to the age of stupidity. Hail the rise of the idiots.
Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet someone who could discover my hidden talents.
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Sep 29 2009 6:26 PM
Sep 15 2009 4:48 PM
The Only Fun In Town!
£3 entry!
Floor 5, Dundee University Students' Association!
22.30-02.30!
YUM!
Jul 22 2009 1:56 PM
Long time no talkkkk! How are you?!
Did you see this new POPKID video?! :]]
Im doing the new one next week!! && YOU NEED TO BE ON IT! :)
Click here to get some POP clothing and get yourself on the NEW video! :D
ily! :]
xo.<3!
May 28 2009 6:28 PM
Hows you?! Been upto much exciting?! :)
have you seen this new POPCRAZE?! you have to check out POPCLOTHING! it's orgasmic! :))
their signing up models and sponsorships at the moment!
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xoxoxo <333
May 11 2009 3:38 PM
May 5 2009 2:18 PM
Please check out my video on Scottish Television
http://video.stv.tv/bc/entertainment-fivethirty-20090320-craig-jeffrey/
Also I run The Great Edinburgh Run as part of team Finola and did a gig to help send Finola Forman to college as the government in Scotland unlike the rest of the UK wont help disabled people with complex needs when they want to go into further education, check out her site at
www.finolatrust.co.uk
Thank you
Craig
Apr 22 2009 5:39 PM
here's our suggestion for your friday night.
And then...
Dave?
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Apr 21 2009 6:58 PM
you're better than ice cream xxxxx
Apr 21 2009 1:00 PM
HELLO! i love you more than heat tuesdays.....wait.....i just realised that is infact, now.
i do though! i do! im calling you tonight. im in a heap. im hungover! xxxxx
Apr 6 2009 7:15 PM
Feb 26 2009 3:07 AM
Have you seen this? He's actually surprisingly good!
Feb 20 2009 3:57 PM
This time last year, we were all wasted in the Next Gen.....and this time 4 years ago, we were partying it up at your house! Oh the memories. :-D
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Feb 6 2009 5:13 AM
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Dec 25 2008 1:03 AM
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Dec 24 2008 12:57 AM
But that "manly sex" poster will be there forever....even if you move house, you're taking it with you. ;-)
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Dec 23 2008 10:15 PM
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Dec 16 2008 8:19 PM
Nov 24 2008 7:51 PM
hello!
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Nov 12 2008 4:46 PM
What's up? I hope you like my tunes!
Please tell your friends!
Unicorn Kid <3
Oct 21 2008 5:02 PM
Oct 17 2008 3:57 PM
as a linguist of the future, thought you would like this if u dont already
Oct 15 2008 1:02 PM
I need your help with my art project. Think you could hold a camera steady?
Oct 1 2008 12:36 PM
hope u have a swell day my dear and will see u soon!
xx
Oct 1 2008 12:22 PM
new songs up hunny bunny!
xxx
Sep 18 2008 1:00 PM