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Muse - The Resistance

New Moon..

The Office Videos

..Mourning Common Sense..

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Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 -year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and planned to have a medical procedure.
Common Sense lost the will to live as churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sew you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on.
If not, join the majority and do nothing.

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H.I.M.

The Sounds
Deftones
Bloodhound Gang
Avenged Sevenfold
Mindless Self Indulgence
30 Seconds To Mars
Turbonegro
The Smashing Pumpkins

Beatsteaks
Zebrahead
Rob Zombie
Nine Inch Nails
System Of A Down
CKY

Benny Benassi
Towa Tei
Dimitri From Paris
Skunk Anansie
Stone Temple Pilots
The Beatles
Led Zeppelin
69 Eyes

Black Sabbath
Rush
Marilyn Manson
Killswitch Engage
Foo Fighters
Deee-Lite
The Urge
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Oasis
Cradle Of Filth
The Shins
Muse
The Rasmus

Allman Bros Band
MC Chris
Gnarkill
Moby
Infected Mushroom
Bjork
Aerosmith
Old School Michael Jackson

Taking Back Sunday
Blink-182
Reel Big Fish
Sublime
Queens Of The Stoned Age
Korn
Orgy
Powerman 5000
Weezer
Queen
Pink Floyd
Buckethead
Les Claypool

Billy Idol
Clutch
Dead Milkmen
Lacuna Coil
Heart
Cream

..Me Own Personal DVD Collection

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300
Airheads
Aladdin
A Life Less Ordinary
Alien vs. Preditor
All Dogs Go To Heaven II
Almost Famous
Along Came Polly
American Pie
American Pie 2
American Wedding
America's Sweethearts
Amityville Horror (remake)
Anastasia
Anchorman
An Evening With Kevin Smith
And Evening With Kevin Smith II
Animatrix
Ballistic : Ecks vs. Sever
Batman Begins
Bedazzled
Bewitched
Big Fish
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
Blade
Blade 2
Blade : Trinity
Blazing Saddles
Boogeyman
Brazil
Bruce Almighty
Bruce Campbell vs.The Army of Darkness
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Can't Hardly Wait
Captain Ron
Cellular
Chicken Run
Chronicles of Riddick
CKY Trilogy (1-3)
CKY 4 : Latest and Greatest
CKY : Infiltrate Destroy Rebuild
Clerks
Clerks : Uncensored cartoon series
Corpse Bride
Closer
Clue
Constantine
The Craft
The Crow

Cry Baby
Daredevil
Dirty Dancing
Dodgeball
Dogma
Dolores Claiborne
Doom
Dracula 2000
Dreamcatcher
Dude, Where's My Car?
Dumb and Dumberer
Dungeons and Dragons
Empire Records
Encino Man
Ernest Goes to Camp
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Eulogy
Evil Dead
Evil Dead II
Evolution
Faculty
Father of the Bride 2
Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas

Feeling Minnesota
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
50 First Dates
The Fifth Element
Final Fantasy VII : Advent Children
Finding Nemo
Freddy vs. Jason
From Dusk Till Dawn
From Hell
Gangs of New York
Garden State
Ghostbusters
Girl
Girl, Interrupted
Godzilla
Gothika
Grease
The Grudge
Guys and Dolls
H.I.M. Greatest Hits 1997-200?
Hackers
Haggard
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire
Heartbreakers
Hellboy
Hero (Jet Li)
Holes
House on Haunted Hill (original)
House and Haunted Hill (remake)
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Honeymoon In Vegas
Hudson Hawk
The Hulk
Ice Age
Idle Hands
Imaginary Heroes
Interview With A Vampire
I, Robot
Jackass : The Movie
Jackass Number Two(Unrated)
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Jersey Girl
Johnny Mnemonic
Jumanji
Kill Bill vol 1
Kill Bill vol 2
King Kong(remake)
Knockaround Guys
Labyrinth
The Last Samurai
The Last Starfighter
Leprechauns
Lethal Weapon 4
Limoney Snickett's Series of Unfortunate Events
Lion King
The Little Mermaid
Lord of the Rings (animated 70's movie)
Lord of the Rings : Fellowhsip of the Ring ( Extended)

Lord of the Rings : Two Towers 2-Disc Special Edition
Lord of the Rings : Two Towers (Extended)
Lord of the Rings : Return of the King 2-Disc Special Edition
Lord of the Rings : Return of the King (Extended)
Lost Boys
Love Metal Archives vol.1 (H.I.M.) Mallrats
Matrix : Reloaded
Matrix : Revolutions
Metropolis
Michael
Midsummer Night's Dream
Minority Report
Mom and Dad Save the World
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Mortal Kombat
Mothman Prophecies
Moulin Rouge
Mr. Mom
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Mulan
Mummy
Mummy Returns
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
The Net
The Neverending Story
The Neverending Story II
Night at the Roxbury
The Notebook
O' Brother, Where Art Thou?
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Once Upon A Time In Mexico
Peacemaker
Pirates of the Caribbean
Planet of the Apes (remake)
Play It to the Bone
Pretty In Pink
Pride and Prejudice
The Princess Bride
Pulp Fiction
Punisher
Queen of the Damned
Reality Bites
Redeye
Resident Evil
Resident Evil : Apocalypse
Resivoir Dogs
Rock Star
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Romeo and Juliet
Running Man(f-off this movies ROCKS)
Rush Hour 2
Sabrina
Saved
Saw
Scary Movie 3.5
Scooby Doo 2 : Monsters Unleashed
Scooby Doo Original Mysteries
Scream
Scream 2
Scream 3
Secret of Nimh
Serenity
Shaun of the Dead
The Skulls
SLC Punk
Southpark : Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
Spaceballs

Spiderman
Spiderman 2
Spirited Away
Stage Beauty
Star Wars : Clone Wars vol 1
Star Wars : Clone Wars vol 2
Star Wars Episode 2 : Attack of the Clones
Star Wars Episode 3 : Revenge of the Sith

Stealing Harvard
Stewie Griffen : The Untold Story
Stuck On You
Team America : World Police
Taking Lives
Tales From the Crypt : Bordello of Blood
Tales From the Crypt : Demon Knight
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Terminator 3 : Rise of the Machines
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake)
There's Something About Mary
Three Amigos
Titan A.E.
Tomb Raider
Tomb Raider II : Cradle of Life
The 10th Kingdom
2 Days in the Valley
28 Days
Underworld
Underworld : Evolution
Universal Soldier : The Return
Vampire Hunter D : Bloodlust
Van Helsing
Van Wilder
Varsity Blues
Wagons East
Waiting
Walking Tall
Wayne's World
Wayne's World 2
Way of the Gun
Wes Craven's New Nightmare
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
X2: X-Men United
XXX
Young Frankenstein
Zoolander

..TV Series on DVD..

Buffy the Vampire Slayer seasons 1-7 (all)
Friends seasons 1-9
Wonderfalls season 1 (all)
Sealab 2021 seasons 1-3
Sliders seasons 1-3
Jackass Boxset
The Girls Next Door seasons 1 & 2
Viva la Bam seasons 1-5 (all)

Harvey Birdman Attorney At Law season 1
Space Ghost Coast to Coast season 1
Robot Chicken season 1
Teen Titans season 1
Firefly season 1 (all)
Drawn Together Uncensored season 1
The Osbournes Uncensored season 1
The Brak Show season 1 The Girls Next Door season 1

..Reading Materials..
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The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy series by Douglas Adams

Anita Blake Vampire Hunter series
by Laurell K. Hamilton

The Sword Of Truth series by Terry Goodkind

Nightmares and Dreamscapes by Stephen King

The Divine Comedy by Dante Aligheiri

Finding Serenity by Joss Whedon et al

Tales of The Slayer vol 1

Memnoch The Devil by Anne Rice

The Telltale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe