rain
rain One man army / Guns can't harm me

Female
29 years old
Inside a broken clock, Pennsylvania
United States



Last Login: 3/14/2009
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Generalbooks, chamomile tea, going through your garbage, hardwood floors, making art, mint tea, painkillers, snow, the pied piper, things that are shiny, things that are soft, bark, rain, malady, paper, the color brown, writing letters, tattoos, love, the fort, franz, bottles, laudanum, brocade, moss, water, breathing in and out, soft beds, visiting, vacuuming, bones, seam ripping, apothecaries, henna, ironing, cedar, antique medical equipment, hats, garters, oil, laundry fresh from the dryer.
MusicOingo Boingo, Leonard Cohen, The Pogues, Hope for agoldensummer, TMBG, The World/ Inferno Friendship Society, Guignol, Dolomites, Dresden Dolls, Firewater.

MoviesO Brother Where art Thou, The Illusionist, Amelie, American Beauty, Harold and Maude, Waking Ned Devine, Spirited Away, Mystery Men, Romy and Michele, Neverending Story, The Incredibles, Twin Falls Idaho, Pleasantville, Edward Scissorhands, Hideous Mutant Freaks, Fifth Element, Labyrinth, Harold and Kumar, Pan's Labyrinth.
TelevisionYou can't beat me at Simpsons or Futurama trivia. All other TV will poison you, though. Go read a book.
P.S.: TNG.
BooksI don't know. All I do is lay in bed and read. I have a tattoo of someone reading, I'm so obsessed. Um... Okay: Donna Tartt's The Secret History; Michael Cunningham's Specimen Days; Audrey Niffenegger's Time Traveler's Wife. Those are my favorites right now, out of the kitchillion billion million books I've read in my lifetime.

I like Neil Gaiman too, less than I used to, but still a lot.

HeroesTrina Schart Hyman, Walt Whitman. Also:

Monsieur Mangetout: Michael Lotito (b. 1950) of Grenoble, France has eaten metal and glass since 1958. Experts x-rayed his stomach and note his ability to consume 2 lbs (900 g) of metal per day. Since 1966, he has consumed 18 bicycles, 15 shopping carriages, seven television sets, six chandeliers, two beds, a pair of skis, a computer, and a Cessna light aircraft!


     rain's Details
Status:Divorced
Here for:Friends
Hometown:New Britain, PA
Body type:5' 4" / Slim / Slender
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:www.BrokenUmbrella.com

   rain's Schools
Savannah College Of Art And Design
Savannah,Georgia
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Comic Books. I shit you not.
 

1999 to 2002
Central Bucks Hs-West
Doylestown, PA
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Major: Not eating, secretly reading, and pilfering the librarians' tea.
Minor: Lonliness.
 

1995 to 1998

   rain's Networking
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Bookseller Extraordinaire: BrokenUmbrella on Amazon, eBay and Biblio.com.

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About me:
I'm awesome and I have a lot of books and hats. Go to BrokenUmbrella.com to see what I do.

Also: I sell books. All day. Every day. Buy them by going here:

In A Dark Wood

This is my Blogspot journal and this is the journal on my website, which is slightly outdated but goes back many years, so you can see what I was like before medication. The short answer: Much more interesting.

To see my Flickr photos, click here.

And finally, this is a video of me spinning in circles.

Who I'd like to meet:
A tall, left-handed lanky Irish fellow with curly red hair and half-sleeve forearm tattoos (good ones) who can draw and paint better than I can. He'll have a curly mustache and be brilliant and well-read and clever and say evil things in my ear with his accent. Yes, That's it. I want to specifically meet that exact person. In fact, maybe I can just stuff a suit full of hay and draw a face on it with a sharpie. It'll be about as satisfying. Also:

A pale-skinned girl who reminds me of me.

People who can spell and punctuate. Really—you should at least be able to know the difference between ‘you’re’ and ‘your’ (unless you've got a crippling case of dyslexia or something, in which case I apologize). Also:

People who quote The Simpsons (no, not just Ralph). Also:

The big bad wolf. Also:

People who want to buy me presents , which you don't.


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Pop Haydn

Whit



Nov 3 2009 3:34 AM

New Web Site!



Check out my new website at PopHaydn.com

There you will find The True Story of Pop Haydn, cool graphics, and great videos.

Let me know what you think!
Ukulele Loki

Ukulele Loki



Sep 7 2009 7:10 AM

Wish you were here.

Sala Body Modification

Sala Body Modification



Aug 18 2009 1:38 PM

Hola a todos es un honor poder anunciar que estaré trabajando en los próximos eventos. Hello to all it is an honor to be able to announce that I will be working in the next events.
Pop Haydn

Whit



Jun 8 2009 6:03 AM

Collossal Medicine Show News!

Antonio Hoyos will be joining us on the 16th of June, appearing as "The Great Antoine!"

We are delighted that this great comedic performer can join our line-up.



The Pop Haydn Post-Modern Medicine Show will be appearing at The Laugh Factory, 8001 Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood! One show at 8:00 PM.

Pop will be joined by Professor Dave Bourne and the Medicine Show Band, Rob Zabrecky, Sophie Evans, Antonio Hoyos, Phil Van Tee and Pop's Candy Girls for a wonderful show of Old Time Music, magic, comedy and variety.

It'll make you feel better!

Tickets are $20 in advance, $25 at the door.

19th Century Attire Welcome!

You can buy tickets at LaughFactory.com or call: 323-6561336 ext 1.

PopHaydn.com
One Nut in the Grave

One Nut in the Grave



Apr 9 2009 10:38 PM

Hi Rain! I remember you! Look at us-we're not very much more grown up than we were 8 years ago.
See you on the coast, or someplace else!
patrou

patrou



Mar 4 2009 6:33 PM

I am so stoked, my designs are on Music Skins!! > www. musicskins. com

Brandon Danger

Brandon Danger



Dec 29 2008 10:12 AM

I haven't seen you or heard from you in a while, but its still my firm belief that we should be friends.
DANGERDANGER
Z

Z



Dec 26 2008 4:19 PM

You should come to Pipe Down's Speakeasy on Saturday.
The music's going to be awesome!


Check it!
Wicked

Wicked



Dec 24 2008 7:49 PM

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MyHotComments Merry Christmas!
Halstead™

Halstead™



Nov 27 2008 12:44 AM

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm. net
Wicked

Wicked



Nov 26 2008 4:48 PM

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I am Rick James Bitch!!!

Biggus Von Dickus



Nov 3 2008 9:48 PM

I just Called to say I love you, Bitch!!
Wicked

Wicked



Oct 31 2008 5:06 AM

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Shawn

shawn porter



Sep 30 2008 12:51 AM

out of sight but not out of mind. see you soon.
(that's not a request)
dillon

dillon



Sep 18 2008 2:26 AM

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Ukulele Loki

Ukulele Loki



Sep 1 2008 6:12 PM

Now I'm blushing, I never knew you ever thought I was. As are you, stuffing your face.
Will our paths cross as we head East this Autumn? Pleae help us find an awesome gig and perhaps we can make it happen!
JAWN D

John Durante



Aug 29 2008 2:46 AM

Hi beautiful!!!! xoxo
Hollie

Hollie



Aug 28 2008 3:14 AM

Wow.
You make Mr Bigg so adorable!!
Ukulele Loki

Ukulele Loki



Aug 9 2008 12:51 AM

Hi Rain. How does your garden grow? Good news: we've finished our CD and we're coming East this October to support the release. If you have any suggestions for shows in your area, please let me know.
Be in touch!
Much love,
- Loki
Shawn

shawn porter



Jul 26 2008 1:12 AM

Hippy Monster

Amy York



Jul 23 2008 11:25 PM

I love your picture! Everytime I browse past it I laugh hard. Makes me remember the time I had Korean food.
Good stuff!
emily

emily



Jul 23 2008 4:10 PM

hello.
Shawn

shawn porter



Jul 3 2008 5:36 PM

He told me that I knew just what to laugh at
And I wanted to but I just couldn't ask if he would take it back so I could know for certain
So on the bench I watched his left hand crossing
While doubling entendres with the voicings
He said "O darling, you're charming
Please don't find it alarming if I pull this stop out to free up a hand for heavy petting"

Now there there
I'm a friendly man
I joke about sex because it's funny when you're frightened
Huberific

Huberific



Jun 30 2008 3:44 AM

Thanks! I was hit with a surprise party! Sadly, with no nudity. Except on film.
clovis

clovis



Jun 27 2008 5:09 AM

ya know, your new pic makes you look like you're eating brains.
umm - oh... well in that case; never mind, i'll just say it was miso if anyone starts to ask pesky questions.... =)
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