DO you know whats on most girl's minds but they won't tell you or will they.
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that aharon has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. AGGMEN.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from AGGMEN.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at AGGMEN.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. AGGMEN.COM
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I'm sure you've always wanted to know who's been looking at your Myspace profile, maybe someone that likes you, maybe a stalker, well now finally the one and only real 100 percent working profile tracking method is released, it dosn't just track people who have it, it tracks ANYONE, and EVERYONE who looks at your profile.
Just wanted to let you know that I added some of your stuff to my Live365.com station, Ska, Punk & Other Junk. I'd appreciate any word of mouth you can give about my station to your fans, family, friends, and foes.
You should check it out when you get a chance...trust me, you'll dig it.
--your mother has a short-haired, curly perm.
--your dad is some sort of engineer.
--your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying you were 12 when you were really 15.
--you ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing.
--you have a 50 lb. bag of rice in your pantry.
--Americans think you're "Chinese" no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from.
--you've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life.
--your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids.
--you've had to sit through karaoke videos with scantily clad, ugly Asian women attempting to dance and walk around a temple, forest or library.
--your parents say, "Don't forget your heritage."
--you drive mostly Japanese cars.
--you've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom.
--you've had to eat parts of animals they don't even put in hot dogs.
--you know what bok choy is.
--you've gotten little red envelopes around February.
--piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back and closet doors.
--you hear (your name + eee (optional) + yah!) every time someone calls you. (e.g., Jean- ee - yah! or Mary - yah!).
--you have NO eyelashes.
--idiotic people try to impress you with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like -- ching chong woo bok chi, etc...
--your parents say leaving rice in your bowl is a sin.
--the Bio lectures on marine life (seaweed, sea cucumbers, octopi) was last night's dinner.
--at least one family member wears black wire/plastic frame glasses
--your parents hover over your tired, caffeine-drugged body at 12 midnight to say, "In China, we studied even more than that!"
--your parents expect you'll be best friends with any one off the street in any given area as long as they are Asian.
--an Asian woman comes on campus and Americans ask: "Is that your mother? Well then, is it your sister?"
--your parents say, "Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!!"
--everyone thinks you're good at math.
--your parents' vocabulary is filled with "Ai-yahs and Wah's."
--you like $1.75 movies.
--you like $1.50 movies even more.
--your aunts and uncles bring you back adorable clothing from Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks and English words that make no sense, in great colors like yellow, pink, magenta, orange and the ever popular lime green.
--your parents insist you marry within your race.
--you never order chop suey, sweet and sour pork, or any other immitaion oriental food.
--your parents have never kissed you.
--your parents have never kissed each other.
--you learned about sex from someone other than your parents.
--you want a stereo and your parents say, "When I was your age, I didn't even have shoes!!"
--people see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask you to translate.
--you have to call just about all your parent's friends "Auntie and Uncle."
--you have 12+ aunts and uncles.
--at expensive restaurants, you order water for your beverage and never order dessert.
--your parents simply cut the green/black part off the bread and say "Eat it anyway. It's still good."
--the vast majority of the people related to you wear glasses. Thick glasses.
--you will most likely be taller than your parents.
--your parents have either made you play the piano, the violin or both.
--you get nothing if you do well in school, but crapped on if you don't.
--your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones with the blue and pink stripes at the top.
--your family always cheers for the Asian countries during the Olympics.
--the furniture in your house never matches the wallpaper, the carpet, the decorations or any of the rest of the furniture.
--you own a rice cooker or two.
--you buy soy sauce by the gallon.
--your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head.
--your parents tell you about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going.
--your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it "for years to come."
--people can't pronounce your real native country's name
--you have an English name to replace your native name, so people can pronounce it correctly
i saw you guys play at The Barn at University of CA, Riverside 10 years ago!!! it was around the time save ferris, less than jake, assorted jellybeans and the like were all playing. i still have your cd and i still listen to it all the time!
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