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Bryan v.2.0.

		I PRAY!!!! Male 23 years old Dublin, Dublin Ireland Last Login: 5/29/2008

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Bryan v.2.0.'s Interests

General

Impersonations, Movies, Music (Classical/Rock/Rap/Armpit Fart noises). Reading (Nick Hornby's High Fidelity is my favourite book)

I'm also interested in how my friends are doing; I like giving advice, so long as they need it. I'm a big fan of going out with my friends, getting absolutely bollocks drunk, and leading random conga lines around random parties/clubs. Trust me, it happens the whole time.

I also like dressing up as a ninja.

Your Inner European is Irish!
Sprited and boisterous!
You drink everyone under the table.

Who's Your Inner European?

Music

Classical (Mozart, Beethoven in particular), Film Soundtracks (anything by John Williams is fantastic), rap (Nas' early stuff) and rock (everything from Jimmy Hendrix to Snow Patrol).

Movies

Spaghetti Westerns; The Good, The Bad and The Ugly (fav movie!), For a Fistfull of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More. The Godfather Trilogy, The Star Wars Trilogy, Indiana Jones Trilogy; 3 really does seem to be the magic number... Evil Dead series - Bruce Cambell is badass, and makes me wish I'd a chainsaw for an arm. Seriously, think about it: it'd make thumb-wars so much easier.

Books

Phillp Pullman's His Dark Materials Trilogy; Harry Potters; Plato's Republic, Sun Tzu's The Art of War, Gaunt's Ghosts novels. Oh, and Virgil's Aeneid kicks so much ass it's not even funny.

Heroes

Clint Eastwood, Christian Bale (amazing), Christopher Lee (there's some kind of C trend going on..) and Christopher "I eat Japanese schoolgirls" Walken.

Bryan v.2.0.'s Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Dating, Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Dublin, Ireland
Body type:	6' 2" / Athletic
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Religion:	Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:	Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Children:	Someday
Education:	In college
Occupation:	Student
Income:	$250,000 and Higher

Bryan v.2.0.'s Networking

Nightlife - Entertainment - Go-Go Dancer
Well actually I'm just taking the piss here, but if you want a professional ballet dancer, I'd suggest you add Frank Cronan immediately.

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Bryan v.2.0.'s Blurbs

About me:

I developed breasts with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6!

Bryan Walsh is insane. If you haven't noted this within the initial thirty seconds of conversation, then there are three explainations as to why you are so slow:

1) You were too busy admiring his sculpted buttocks to engage in stimulating intellectual intercourse. *flex*

2) You are a retarded clam. Believe me, I meet them more often than you might think.

4) What happened to three?

As for interests, Bryan lives for having fun, doing impersonations and, most importantly, confusing old-age pensioners using a dastardly combination of shadow-puppets and intricately rehearsed tap-dance routines. Bryan also enjoys movies, playing computer games, dancing like a demented Sasquatch and, finally, using the third person. Ever since he lost his sanity, he's been a shell of his former self; in the event that you do run into his former self, please tell him that his shell misses him.

I was going to put one of those cheesy 'You are a Sex Puppet' tests up on this thing, but in my life I've only ever been in love once, and have realised you can't categorise yourself like that. Well, you can't categorise yourself aside from being a sex puppet. What I can definitely tell is that I have a penchant for stealing traffic cones. Red ones*. I can't explain it; but I get this inner paternal instinct that kicks in whenever I'm (i) locked, and (ii) walking home from town. Must.... take... care... of .... road-signage..

*incidentally - anyone ever seen a traffic cone that wasn't red? Hmm, yeh, I was thinking the exact same question when I wrote that too..

This summer was the greatest summer ever - I saw distant lands, and tamed an exotic Mawnster from ZEEM! Observe.

Here's my dog; rumour has it he's vaguely related to a Panda. I assure you we only forced the Saint Bernard and the Panda to mate using the most tasteful methods* available.

*cattle prods.

*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Bryan Eugene Brendan Walsh
Birthday:	24th January 1986
Birthplace:	Dublin
Current Location:	Baile átha Cliath (see above)
Eye Color:	Brown
Hair Color:	Mousey, apparently - vermin hair!
Height:	6'2
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Right handed, like the normal folk.
Your Heritage:	Irish, 10000000% percent.
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Those decomposing runners you know and love.
Your Weakness:	Foot stamping, Sasquatches, The Monster.
Your Fears:	Being just like everybody else.
Your Perfect Pizza:	Double cheese, double pepperoni and/or baby hide.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Equal rights for Godzilla in the workplace. A declaration, not a request.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	omfgwtfwtigerpwned. Donal understands.
Thoughts First Waking Up:	Were I to transliterate it, it would be something along the lines of 'Nnnnngh'. I'm not the most alert person when I wake up.
Your Best Physical Feature:	My single dimple: moistening panty hamsters since 1986.
Your Bedtime:	4am?
Your Most Missed Memory:	Being lost in Bei'jing with Jelena, jaaaaaaaaaw. Oh, and Xi'an. And Shang'hai; that girl really does get us lost sometimes. Entirely her fault.
Pepsi or Coke:	Coke, but I really should drink it less.
MacDonalds or Burger King:	MacDonalds; euro saver meals are every drunk's ally
Single or Group Dates:	Single - you won't really know the person if you spend half of your time chatting to other random lads/lasses.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Vodka.
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Vanilla. And if you wrote coffee here, I will - and this is true - stab you. In the eye.
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Vodka.
Do you Smoke:	Nope
Do you Swear:	I'd be a lying bollocks if I said no.
Do you Sing:	I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL PRETTY, OH SO PRETTY!
Do you Shower Daily:	Yes, I may be an Irish peasant, but I'm a decidedly clean and cuddly one.
Have you Been in Love:	Regrettably - I wasn't mature enough to deal with it properly, it all went downhill and I learned a lot from it, in the worst possible way. I'm a lot smarter now.
Do you want to go to College:	Bit of a redundant question, really, seeing as I'm going into 3rd year..
Do you want to get Married:	Yeh, ultimately I am a bit of an 'ole softy when it comes to romance. Though you didn't hear that from me.
Do you belive in yourself:	Without question. And now a counter question - can you spell 'believe'?
Do you get Motion Sickness:	Now this is entirely dependant upon the circumstances? Sea-sick? Never. Rollercoasters? Blllleurrgh!
Do you think you are Attractive:	Je pense que je suis vraiment mantastique.
Are you a Health Freak:	The Irish have an appetite for self-destruction which is only matched by their fondness for drinking. When I read about the dangers of drinking, I gave up reading.
Do you get along with your Parents:	Debateable.
Do you like Thunderstorms:	Do I look like a navel gazing hippy to you? Eejdit.
Do you play an Instrument:	I bring style, creativity and finesse to the ancient ceremonial whoopie cushion.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah GEE EYED!
In the past month have you Smoked:	Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	S-so c-cold.... need a f-fix.. shivers
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	Not quite sure if you could call China dating - we'll say yes for the craic.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	They're everywhere. Like Irish "bars". Hate that fecking word.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	American brand, next question.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	Nah, I don't reckon so.
In the past month have you been on Stage:	Yes, but it was entirely a drunken hallucenation.
In the past month have you been Dumped:	I am invincible!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	*giggles*
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	Nah, my last crime spree was aiding and abetting my friend Conor accidentally stole an ice-cream. We were not sober.
Ever been Drunk:	*No, it's something I've heard is wrong, and you can go straight to hell for it. pause* Ticket, please, Satan.**
Ever been called a Tease:	Yes.
Ever been Beaten up:	Haha, yes, but knowing me I probably deserved it.
Ever Shoplifted:	Accidentally.
How do you want to Die:	In slow motion, whilst diving toward a giant dragon/octopuss with an axe/cutlass in my hand. (Delete as necessary) General blaze of glory, etc.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	A firetruck.
What country would you most like to Visit:	Currently? VERMONT, USA!
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	Can't limit yourself with such shallow concepts..
Favourite Hair Color:	.. as it can change radically from blond to black as I meet new people.
Short or Long Hair:	Long is better than bald. Fact.
Height:	Not too tall; I remember my first trip to the States, I nicknamed the girl Little Foot, precisely because she was FUCKING HUGE. All caps entirely essential.
Weight:	Listen, a lot of the girls I have been with in the past 3 years have all had these fictional weight issues - listen now - you were all perfect in your own way. Except you, that one with the moustache in the back. But yeh, other than that, mmm.
Best Clothing Style:	I am a fan of people who are confident in how they appear - you decide, and if you do so with grace and elegance, then I shall like you because of it.
Number of Drugs I have taken:	1?
Number of CDs I own:	Lost too many to give you an accurate guess.
Number of Piercings:	0
Number of Tattoos:	0
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
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Who I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a lot of people, in a lot of places.

See, this one changes a lot; if I haven't spoken to a random mate from Dublin in ages and I run into them, it really does brighten up my day. So, if you're Irish, and you're reading this - then it's you! Awww.

My friends from GYLS 2006; Israel, Matt, Hyands, JIMMY(!) and the friends and family of the Bling Dynasty. And Jelena. That Monster. *insert swooning here*

Then my old GYLC mates- CC, Terry, Meagan; hopefull I'll be able to have 'em stay over in my gaff this summer. Legal drinking for all of you!

Oh, and a massive 'TURBOTIME!' goes out to Tom Roman, my English clone!

I'm usually hanging out with the people in the background picture of my webspace - from left to right: Donal, Jen, Frank, Ninja-Bryan and Bev. Great friends, every last one of you; even IF Frank decides to pout in every single photograph he's in. Haha, you know it's true mate!

You're a Sex Puppet

You're a cheerfully coloured fluffy sock puppet, with decidedly sculpted buttocks
You've perfected your kissing technique and can tear anyone's panties off at ten paces
And you're equipped with hilariously oversized genitalia, giving each partner unwanted pregnancy, regardless of age, gender or species
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable. Why? Because you'll be pregnant with Bosco's foul off-spring!

What Kind of Kisser Are You?

You scored as Irish. Your fun fun fun! Please rate my quiz!

Fun
94%
Outgoing
88%
Immature
75%
Nice
50%
Dramatic
25%
mean
19%
Shy
13%

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grip.	Apr 28 2009 8:26 PM Help us out and vote for Discourse by clicking on the banner below! All you have to do is find us towards the bottom of the page and click the vote button!!! We will love you forever!!!
charliezhu	Jun 8 2008 1:15 AM oh...... long time no see.. i'm still in dublin man. we should hang out some time
CA-AZ	May 21 2008 12:56 AM DUDE long time no talk WHERE THE FUCK Katsa. You rape me then leave me after I fall in love.
Class Of 1984	Apr 28 2008 7:32 PM hello Bryan...how does thou fare this fine day? a new song we have up..;tis called Rapture Ready... come an have a wee ear peek for thee good self;)
Time to Prioritize	Feb 19 2008 11:28 AM Hey there arnuld.
Iz	Jan 31 2008 2:26 AM
Tigerish PMS	Dec 19 2007 7:10 AM glitter-graphics.com
Tigerish PMS	Dec 19 2007 7:06 AM glitter-graphics.com
James	Oct 18 2007 11:46 PM
James	Oct 17 2007 10:57 AM
CA-AZ	May 16 2007 9:28 PM you going to be able to get on the H3 beta?
Iz	May 12 2007 12:32 PM what to expect should i ever work for the council....
Movies With Heroes	May 10 2007 12:19 PM Bryan!! Hope to hang out again at the show on June 1. Jeff MWH
AIIIIIIIIDS	May 4 2007 7:00 PM Where did your hair go? :(
CA-AZ	May 4 2007 4:09 AM haha RAPE. You need to get a 360 and get on gears its the best shit talking game of all time and were the best. I know you'll love it next time (if ever) your online add Lil Kitten I will turn you into a beast.
Iz	May 3 2007 8:51 AM
Iz	May 3 2007 12:15 AM fkn dead rising is taking up too much of my time, how'd you kill the dude in the gunshop before you had any guns and still like on level 2?
T-Rizzle	May 1 2007 1:12 AM No more arguing young man.......ur getting this for christmas....like it or not!
CA-AZ	Apr 28 2007 12:10 AM I'm sorry Bryan but you must Upgrade to v.3.0. Apperantly this new game Gears of War requires you to do so. You must join us (RIPPON STEW007 NATAKU) We all believe its a better game and we are the BEST.
DJ Knight	Apr 11 2007 8:27 PM Aloha Bryan, Thanks for adding me up :D you played good in tonights match! keep it up you legend! Melon AKA Glenn :)
Xiomara	Apr 11 2007 7:08 AM the latinas are coming,the latinas are coming, no matter how you try (to stop the spread migrating flow) they're coming.
D ó n a l	Apr 4 2007 10:05 AM PUNCH THE KEYS!!!!! yesshhh...YESSSHHH!!!!!
AIIIIIIIIDS	Apr 1 2007 11:58 PM Happy April Fools. I managed to own you while you were at work, you asian webcam whore! :O :D
Joseph	Mar 27 2007 8:00 AM Facebook>Myspace IMO.
Stillburn	Mar 26 2007 11:04 AM oops!

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