I'm so sick and tired of seeing bumber stickers that say "STOP GLOBAL WARMING" . I don't know how to stop it! I have no idea how to cool the planet. Is there a manuel? Cause I skipped that course in college. I have no idea how to cool the planet, save the rain forest or the elephants. So unless there's a number to call don't stress me out with a problem I can't solve. I have enough trouble eating right and staying in shape. I can't cool the planet. Plus, every time I see a bumber sticker like that I realize how much work I still have to do on my clean engine design. Trying to get protons to stick to a helium isotrope is like pulling teeth!! It got to where I was about to retrofit every carbon atom with a 32 micron diode filter. That joke killed at the international physics convention this year.
Bryan, apparently you don't take seriously the fact that in something like a hundred years the Earth will be a whole degree warmer than it is now! That's right instead of being 22 degrees Farenheit in the Northeast in February it'll be like 23 degrees!
Erm. I think cooling the planet (and saving the rain forests) mostly involves voting for the right people (not sure who that would be in the States, I'm from elsewhere), and giving money to various pressure groups concerned with the environment.
Not sure about the elephants, though. I'm too troubled by the local foxes and jackals to think of foreign elephants.
(Hi, by the way. Just signed into MySpace today and stumbled into your blog. Looking around and giggling. I like your sense of humor.)
I agree totally with the "global warming" thing - I feel the same way about the "what would Jesus do" stickers everywhere. Glad you got that off your chest. Also, I am really glad to know that the international physics geeks are cool enough to bring a comedian in to their conventions- restored my faith in what's possible.
"bumper" "manual" "bumper"(again) and "isotope" - tomorrow: punctuation errors.
You're welcome.
Bryan, apparently you don't take seriously the fact that in something like a hundred years the Earth will be a whole degree warmer than it is now! That's right instead of being 22 degrees Farenheit in the Northeast in February it'll be like 23 degrees!
head for the hills.
I am cognizent of viable humourous undertones.
Truly Yours,
Dr, Craven Morehead, PHD
Director, International Physics Convention
Erm. I think cooling the planet (and saving the rain forests) mostly involves voting for the right people (not sure who that would be in the States, I'm from elsewhere), and giving money to various pressure groups concerned with the environment.
Not sure about the elephants, though. I'm too troubled by the local foxes and jackals to think of foreign elephants.
(Hi, by the way. Just signed into MySpace today and stumbled into your blog. Looking around and giggling. I like your sense of humor.)
what can you do. very funny...
Hey Brian,
I agree totally with the "global warming" thing - I feel the same way about the "what would Jesus do" stickers everywhere. Glad you got that off your chest. Also, I am really glad to know that the international physics geeks are cool enough to bring a comedian in to their conventions- restored my faith in what's possible.
Take care and please keep venting/writing!
Mindi