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Bryan Hardbarger
Bryan Hardbarger I aint no goddamn son of a bitch! You better think about it Baby!

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Music... wow, that's original eh? (sorry... couldn't be buggered, not enough hours in the day!) I love metal music! But I don't limit myself to that genre. I go with what feels good at the time and anyone who doesn't like it can piss off! (in the nicest way possible, of course).

I love rock & metal so much, that when I finally found the greatest radio station on the net for rock & metal, I started a myspace group dedicated to them, and the fans that love it as much as I do.
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Cara Dillon, is a singer from Dungiven, Co. Derry in Ireland. Her third album, "After The Morning" is due for release on Feb 27th on Rough Trade Records.

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I AM 85% METAL HEAD!
85% METAL HEAD
I was born with the mark of the beast on my forehead and an axe in my arms. I am the god of all things metal! Now if only I could get my parents to give me back my car keys.....


click here to visit the Morgue's MySpace page in Miami!



Heed the call of the night!






Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!




Click here to see the new "Call of Cthulhu" silent film trailer!
Music



Metal:

3 Inches Of Blood!
AC/DC
Adema
Alexisonfire
Alice Cooper
Anathema
Ancient
Anthrax
Arch Enemy
Atreyu
At The Gates
Autopsy
Avenged SevenFold
Backyard Babies
Behemoth
Belphegor
Beseech
Black Dahlia Murder
Black Label Society
Black Sabbath
Black Rattle
Bloodbath
Borknagar
Breaking Benjamin
Breed 77
Burn The Priest (Lamb Of God)
Burzum
Cannibal Corpse
Carcas
Carnal Forge
Cathedral
Cattle Decapitation
Celtic Frost
Children of Bodom
Chimaira
Christian Death
Clutch
Cold
Confessor
Corosion of Conformity
Cradle of Filth
Crisis
Cruxshadows
Cryptic Slaughter
Cryptopsy
Damage Plan
Danzig
Dark Funeral
Dark Tranquillity
Darkthrone
Death
Deconstruct
Deftones
Deicide
Demigod
Demolition Hammer
Demonic Christ
DemonZend
Denial Of God
Devil Driver
Dillenger Escape Plan
Dimmu Borgir
Dio
Dirty Americans
Disturbed
Dope
Down
Downthesun
Dragonland
Dream Evil
Drowning Pool
Dying Fetus
Earshot
Earth Crisis
Eighteen Vision
Emperor
Enchantment
English Dogs
Enthroned
Ektomorf
Enter Chaos
Entombed
Exodus
Extol
Evenfall
Every Time I Die
Eyehategod
Eyes of Fire
Fear Factory
Fear Of God
Finntroll
Flesh Crawl
(the) Forsaken
40 Below summer
Gandalf
GnR
Goatwhore
Dethroned
Godflesh
God Forbid
Godplayer
Godsmack
Gorgasm
Gorgorgath
Gorerotted
Grave
Gutworm
GWAR
Hammerfall
Hanoi Rocks
Haste
Hatebreed
Hatesphere
(the) Haunted
Heaven Shall Burn
Hellhammer
Helmet
Heresy
Hexx
High On Fire
Hopesfall
Hostility
Hypocrisy
Iced Earth
Ill Nino
Impaled
Impious
Incantation
In Flames
Instruction
Internal Majesty
Intestine Baalism
In Thy Dreams
Into Eternity
Iron Maiden
Iron MaidenS
Isis
Jag Panzer
Judas Priest
Kalmah
Katatonia
Katyklysm
Keep Of Kalessin
Killing Joke
Kill Switch Engage
Kiss
Kitty
Korn
Kreator
Krisiun
Kyuss
Labrat
Labyrinth
Lacuna Coil
lagwagon
Lamb of God
Land Of The Rising Sun
Led Zeppelin
Life Of Agony
Lilitu
Lost Prophets
Lucifers Hammer
Lullacry
Lunicide
Machinehead
Manowar
Marilyn Manson
Marduk
Mastodon
Masters of Reality
Mayhem
Megadeth
(the) Melvins
Merauder
Metal Church
Metalium
Meshuggah
Metallica (old)
Monster Magnet
Moonspell
Motograter
Motorhead
Mudvayne
Murderdolls
Mushroom Head
My Dying Bride
My Ruin
Mystic Prophecy
Napalm Death
Nevermore
Nocturnal Rites
One Minute Silence
Perfect Circle
Phoenix Nebulin
Puddle Of Mud
Pantera
POD
PROJEKT REVOLUTION
Rammstein
Rhapsody
Rob Zombie
Rotting Christ
Savatage
Scars of Life
Sepultura
Slayer
Slipknot
Shadows Fall
Silvertide
Soil
Soulfly
Stamping Ground
Static X
Stonesour
Strapping Young Lad
Sikth
System of a Down
The Cure
The Executioners
Tool
Trapt
Type O Negative
Twisted Sister
Unearth
Velvet Revolver
Voivod
Wumpscut
Zakke Wylde


I like cheese...get used to it!

Ska/punk/rockabilly etc.:


Addicts
Agnostic Front
Bad Religion
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
Bouncing Souls
Bravo Punks
Cock Sparrer
Coffin Creeps
The Cramps
Demented Are Go!
Dropkick Murphys
Dr. Ring Ding & Voodoo All Stars
Flametrick Subs
Godless Wicked Creeps
HorrorPops
Koffin Kats
Los Gatos Locos
Mad Sin
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
The Misfits
Nekromantix
NoFX
Operation Ivy
The Ramones
Rancid
Reverend Horton Heat
Rigor Phallus
Skatelites
Squirel nut Zippers
Social Distortion
Stray Cats
The Van Orsdels
Twisted In Graves
Voodoo Glow Skulls


Other:

Al Green!!!!!
Jimmy Buffet
Sting
The Police
Blue Oyster Cult
Sade
David Bowie
Alien Ant Farm
Rage against the Machine
Cranberries
Santana
Van Morrison
Crash Test Dummies
R.E.M.
U2
Madonna
Outcast
Tom Petty
They Might Be Giants
Cherry Poppin' Daddies
Anti Product
International Noise Conspiracy

The old stuff:

Duke Ellington
Frank Sinatra
John Coltrane


World:

Bob Marley
Harry Bellafonte
Jimmy Cliff
Selena

Irish:

Brendon Ring
Cara Dillon THERE, spelled with a "C"
Sorry sweetheart!
Altan
Brendon Ring
Christy Moore
Cran
Danu
Dervish
Dolores Keane
Flook
Grada
Kila
Lasairfhíona Ní Chonaola.
Luka Bloom
Moving Hearts
Nan Tom Teaimín
Planxty
Rosheen
Seán Keane
Sean Tyrrell
Seth Lakeman
Solas
The Furies
Zoe Conway


for the best in traditional Irish music!



Middle Eastern:

Bijan
Masha
Mansour


MoviesThe Kevin Smith collection, Monty Python, Shawn Of The Dead, Underworld, Shadow of the Vampire, Salems Lot (the original), Evil Dead & Army of Darkness...Ash kicks ASS!,

Shrek, American Werewolf in London, Jurassic Park, The Indiana Jones Trilogy, Tomb Raider, National Treasure, Pirates Of The Caribbean, The X-Files, Oceans Eleven (1960), Snatch, the Transporter, The Italian Job(2003), Lock Stock and two smoking barrels, Harold & Kumar go to White Castle, Team America, Mean Machine (with Vinnie Jones) Euro Trip, Austin Powers,

Queen of the Damned, Interview with the Vampire, Bram Stokers Dracula,


Harry Potter, Practical Magic, The Craft, Young Frankenstein, So I Married An Axe Murderer, The Stand, What Dreams May Come, Lord Of The Rings, The Princess Bride, Re-Animator, Dagon, Classic 80's Horror,

TelevisionLittle Britain, Most Haunted, X-Files, Stargate SG-1, Discovery Channel, DS9, Family Guy, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge...now known only as MXC...How do you spell that? M.X.C. Ken!



The Thin Blue Line, Black Adder, Coupling, Dr. Who, Do I really have to mention Monty Python?!


Books books

"Jurassic Park, The Lost World, Congo".
Michael Crichton

"The Vampire Chronicles"
Anne Rice

"In the Shadow of Man."
Jane Goodall

"the Harry Potter series"
J.K. Rowling

"The Call Of Cthulhu And Other Weird Stories"
Howard Philips Lovecraft

"The Thing On The Doorstep And Other Weird Stories"
Howard Philips Lovecraft

"At The Mountains Of Madness"
Howard Philips Lovecraft

"Discovering Fossil Fishes"
John G. Maisey

"Ruins."
Kevin J. Anderson

"Witchcraft for Tomorrow."
Doreen Valiente •

"quotes"

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
J.K. Rowling

"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is the fear of the unknown."
Howard Philips Lovecraft

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
Sir Winston Churchill

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try, and try again. Then give up. There's no use being a damned fool about it."
W. C. Fields

Heroes

Walt Flanigan




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     Bryan@totalrock!'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Yer moms house
Body type:6' 0" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Buddhist
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:High school
Occupation:Designer/Dreamer
Income:$30,000 to $45,000

   Bryan@totalrock!'s Schools
Ritchie County High School
Ellenboro, WEST VIRGINIA
Graduated: 1988
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Design, graphics, METAL!
Clubs: Metal Heads United!
 

1985 to 1988

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I'm a graphic designer, I love Hot Rods, and that whole Kustom Kulture scene.



I'm about to get my first tattoo, finally, I'm so picky that I've waited this long to do it...

My new tat, the OLD Germany Imperial Eagle... LONG before that Nazi Fuckhead dicked shit up in my home land.



I'll be addicted too, which is another reason I've not done it 'til now.

Miami is starting to PISS me off... you can't walk down the street without some psychopath, transient asking if you have a cigarette or a dollar. Sometimes I just wanna say:




I'm of German, Scotch and Irish decent... with a bit of Swedish thrown in there as well.
Yea, I'm pretty much pre-disposed to the drink, but I don't get totally SMASHED, just a nice little buzz and I'm a happy drunk who loves everybody! haha

I'm a devout music lover, as my page no dought gives away. My taste in Music is quite diverse, as you will see in my music section.
And I love live music, especially in a small, relaxed venue where I can have a pint, talk to friends, and, if I'm in the mood, stand by the stage a shove people back into play who get ejected from the mosh pit.

I get asked a lot if I'm in a band, or a tattoo artist. I can't even play a radio, and tattoo's... well, I've never gave it a whole lot of thought, I guess I'm more of a computer graphics kind of bloke.

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I love Tiki Gods, artwork by SHAG, pin-up girls, flames and matte black paint jobs, and laying down some pinstriping ala Von Dutch... WHO by the way, was a drug smokin' drunk who invented pinstriping by accident. How he got so famous this long AFTER his death is confusing to me.




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A special thanks to Mastermind
for the KICK ASS Metal cursor on this page, also more thanks to masterbasian


"England Belongs To Me"
Years of being told you ain't as good as us
Join the line, sign your name
And they all said that our country's going bust
But no-one's fooling us again

[Chorus]
England belong's to me
A nation's pride the dirty water of the rivers
No one can take away our memory
Oh Oh, England belongs to me

We'll show the world that the boys are back to stay
And you all know what we can do
Heads held high, fighting all the way
For the red, white, and blue

[Chorus]

[Chorus Repeat...]

(Cock Sparrer)


No French people we're harmed in the making of this comment.




Check THIS out! Our Mate Dee over there in Wiltshire got the totalrock.com logo, branded on her left arse cheek!! Now, THAT'S dedication!
According to Dee, it WAS for charity:
"I did that for the MS charity at strumpfest and raised over 200 pounds, and to prove i had it done and to get my sponser money i had to reveal my tattoo live on stage at strumpfest infront of over 250 people ! lol."
Cheers, Dee!


My friend, AZ Computer Guy
did a great job on this movie poster featuring my ugly mug as the star of the show. Thanks Mate, Great job in Photoshop!





Manchester United!









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About me:

Who I'd like to meet:
Looking for friends who love music, having a wee pint at the pub every now and again, and various other things like catching live music at The Continental, Emo's, Chuy's Tiki Bar, or some of the other great venues in Austin.

Some of my friends back in Miami, having some Ales, hanging at the rock club, and generaly eating shit.


Niels from Denmark, Todd, and Jennifer

Todd finds the dry bar at my apartment

Our sweet Jylie Bean, We'll miss you!

Faris, Jen, and Rick (Diablo)

Ma boy Bruno, from the Van Orsdels

The Van Orsdels

Diablo and Jennifer

Dick Van Orsdel

Scott (with the New Castle), Jen and Omar

Me, Jen and Carlo at John Martins Irish Pub!

Yeah Bro, kitty cats are cool- ah shit! Camera! Try to look MEAN.

Becca Chaos and Todd at Churchill's

Carlo and "The Man"!

Charlotte and Jennifer at Screamfest '05

Me and Carlo at Screamfest '05!

The insane Mo Fo's I hang out with! Jesus...


   


   


   


   


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Vanessa

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Nov 29 2009 5:26 PM

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Problem With Dragons



Nov 28 2009 6:43 PM



SHAOLIN TEMPLE OF BOOM (ϟ) now on iTunes

SHAOLIN TEMPLE OF BOOM (ϟ) now on iTunes



Nov 24 2009 7:48 PM

"After the Fall" is NOW available on itunes! http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/shaolin-temple-boom/id183441715?uo=6
Or you can buy 5 songs for $3 bucks or and "I would destroy" shirt for $10 and download 5 NEW songs FREE here http://shaolintempleofboom.bandcamp.com/album/the-equinox



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AT ODDS WITH GOD

AT ODDS WITH GOD



Nov 24 2009 1:55 AM


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SHAOLIN TEMPLE OF BOOM (ϟ) now on iTunes

SHAOLIN TEMPLE OF BOOM (ϟ) now on iTunes



Nov 21 2009 11:03 PM

Shaolin Temple of BooM is now available on itunes http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/shaolin-temple-boom/id183441715?uo=6 or you can buy 5 songs off of "The Equinox" Ep for just 3 bucks!
Go here http://shaolintempleofboom.bandcamp.com/album/the-equinox or you can buy the shirt inspired by the song "I would destroy" which is LIMITED EDITION! ONCE THEY ARE GONE THIS SHIRT WILL NEVER BE MADE AGAIN see video below! Buy the shirt (L & XL only) for $10 and also get 5 songs off "The Equinox" EP absolutely FREE! IMMEDIATE DOWNLOAD! You pick the FORMAT!

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hyperstory

hyperstory



Nov 21 2009 9:49 PM

A big thank you from hyperstory!



The album is now available on


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ARI Films

ARI Films



Nov 21 2009 7:19 PM


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KEEPING SECRETS (Twitter.com/ksrocksyoursox)!!)

KEEPING SECRETS (Twitter.com/ksrocksyoursox)!!)



Nov 18 2009 8:56 PM

Full length album entitled "The Rescue," in stores now, worldwide at Best Buy and Hot Topic. Also available on ITunes and Smartpunk.com. Stop by and have a listen.

Keeping Secrets
Heaven Below

Heaven Below



Nov 14 2009 8:13 PM

FREE MUSIC!!! In support of our "Downloading The Devil" tour, our new release "Reworking The Devil" is streaming in entirety at www.heavenbelow.net/rtd and will be made available for full download on December 1st! HEAR IT NOW!
DIAMANTHIAN - Arcana Doctrina OUT NOW!

DIAMANTHIAN - Arcana Doctrina OUT NOW!



Nov 14 2009 3:41 PM

Diamanthian - Arcana Doctrina Promo


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The Bolsheviks



Nov 1 2009 8:00 PM

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Jimmy Maguire

Jimmy Maguire



Nov 1 2009 12:16 AM

Bryan you are single-handedly keeping rock alive!!! Rock on buddy!  Great photos & music!  







Cheers!

-jimmy
SISTER RAY

SISTER RAY



Oct 28 2009 10:12 PM

Hi!

You can now download SISTER RAY tracks FREE! at Last.fm

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Oct 20 2009 2:49 AM

Happy Halloween!
MALICE COOPER

Malice Cooper



Oct 17 2009 8:37 PM

Morbid Path [24.12.09 Sublime Tel-Aviv]

Morbid Path [24.12.09 Sublime Tel-Aviv]



Oct 17 2009 2:14 PM

 Hey, we just uploaded the track "The Winter Of Us" for free download so you can listen to it with your Mp3 player, Ipod or anything else whenever and wherever you want. Debut album will come soon =)


THE WINTER OF US - single 2009



The Winter Of Us- Download NOW

Algren (2006-2009)

Algren (2006-2009)



Oct 16 2009 1:41 PM





Dusks Embrace ( Is on itunes )

Dusks Embrace ( Is on itunes )



Oct 15 2009 4:37 PM

Hi we have just posted a new track! Please take a min to check it out and let us know what you think? Thanks.
Blackwater James

Blackwater James



Oct 2 2009 6:51 AM

KMR Promotions

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Oct 1 2009 10:33 AM

SPELLFURY

spellfury spellfury



Sep 30 2009 9:21 PM

Hi Bryan@totalrock!, SPELLFURY Episode 5 is done and I would love your opinion of it!



P.S Thanks so much for your support, please tell your friends if you like it!

Westwall

Westwall



Sep 30 2009 3:08 AM

"WEST WALL ROLLS IT'S WAR MACHINE INTO WISCONSIN"







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FlashRock Live



Sep 28 2009 8:11 AM

The Best Indie and Unsigned Talent on the planet is at flashrock.com


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