as Marissa McWilliams
Marissa McWilliams is one Bad Ass Lesbo! She is the true hero of the movie saving her admirer Richard when his big fat mouth writes checks it can't cash. She is a doctor, an amateur kick boxer, and did I mention.. Lesbian! What more could any man ask for?
Nick Edwards as Richard Small
Richard Small is our not so heroic hero of the movie. He is the narrator of the story and is a wise cracking comedian who has fallen madly in love with Marissa who everyone in town knows is a full blown lesbian.. Everyone in town, Except Richard! He is obsessed with sex and is not much of a fighter. But when his "lesbo lady" is in danger, he damn sure gives it the old college try!
Shawn "Shades" Petitt as Darkness
Little is known about Darkness, the villain of the film, except that he is sickishly skilled in the art of killing. He comes into town mid-murder spree and meets up with local serial murderer and recent escapee from the Cunningham Mental Institution, "Crazy" Mary Black, to wreak havoc on the small town of Carpenter.
Penny Wegner as "Crazy" Mary Black
"Crazy" Mary Black was a patient at the Cunningham Mental Institution where she was put 10 years ago after a brutal killing spree that saw many of her school mates bloodgened. However, after her recent escape she meets up with the mysterious Darkness, a brutal serial murderer who's just recently come into town and the 2 of them join forces to unleash one of the biggest and most brutal massacres of all time!
Mary's turn-ons include.. Murder, Bloodshed, Torture, Victims screaming in fear or pain, and Playing with glass!
Allison Burtness as Mistress Ally
Mistress Ally is a former girlfriend of Richard, who is fascinated with serial killers and knows of the town's sketchy history. She helps Sarah and Richard discover just who and what they are up against and joins them on their quest to stop the Darkness and "Crazy" Mary.
Steve Leonard as Steve Stahula
Steve Stahula is a friend of the gang and the man who is hosting the infamous party that is the catalyst for the gruesome tale. He's the host with the most! He IS the party!
Peter Vorpagel as Tuck Carlson
Tuck Carlson is Richard Small's best friend. He is the man who brings Richard to the now infamous party that later became known as one of the most bloody massacres of all time.
Chris Hoffmann as Chester "Squiggy" Peters
Chester "Squiggy" Peters is the guitarist and lead singer for G.O.G., A seemingly hardcore thrash metal band that performs at the party and turns out to be.. not quit as expected..
Flame Rose as Gothy Stripper
Gothy Stripper... Need I say more? She is responsible for Mary ditching her Asylum threads for a much HOTTER look!
Moira Kalman as Mini-Mart Girl
The Mini-Mart Girl is a victim of one of the most brutal scenes ever on film. Just a simple case of wrong place at the wrong time!
??? as Sissy "the Titty Girl"
In the spirit of all Horror flicks having random nudity. Sissy will be the “T” of the film. Her face or lower body is never shown even in conversation. Just a close-up shot of her topless chest! ALL HAIL THE TITTY GIRL!!!