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Bartending, flaring bottles, Sqazweez Opens, Watermelon Pucker, TIVO, aggressive inline skating, extreme sports, fist fighting at yard sales, paintball, Wal*Mart, Target, Massey Energy, torturing the neighbors, being destructive, hangin' out with friends, having a good time, laughin' my ass off, swimming, computers, Internet, BANDYTOWN, music, fourwheelers, accidentally breaking things (different from being destructive), laps around the hollar, trespassing, being evil, plotting, planning, scheming, vendettas, gossiping, being nosey, spying, eavesdropping, destroying public and private property, throwing things, blowing up things, vandalism, pissing people off, stirring up trouble, practicing to be the best instigator ever, bitchin’ cause there is nothing else to do, yelling at other peoples kids, cackling loudly, Giovanni's pizza, Boone County, prank phone calls, wet banana, chicken trees, fried chicken, frying my own chicken, yelling at people to "get in the house", "Beer Bottle Baptist", scarin' the hell out of people, jumping out of vehicles, gorilla suits, sleeping, laying in the middle of public two lane highways, chicken catchin', the infamous trampoline, Christmas lights, bitching about a certain someone that I can’t stand, mountains, running over helpless trees with the fourwheeler, harassing the guard at the mines, throwing rocks at road signs, pictures, hiking, Orange Mountain Dew, Upside Down 7 Up, Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper, Mr. Pibb, Vault, Malibu Rum, Ice Blue Raspberry Lemonade Kool-Aid, JoseCuervo, “lick,slam,suck", Extra Sweet Tea, Oreos, Gummy Bears, keeping my title as the best Homewrecker on the West fork, being extremely loud, Haunted Houses, Halloween, lawn mowers, "Oh Wilma!", camping, mud, #8, the Strip, importing Mexicans, New River, rolling large rocks down hills, Sharpie Markers, being a dogbeater, reporting people, looting, deceiving, hating, partying, revenge, story telling, using the word "apparently", getting viciously and maliciously attacked by water hoses, 3a.m. trips to Wal-Mart, fulfilling my duties as mayor of Btown and Wharton Pool Whore, being a redneck, Jesco White, Jescofest, my aunt Mamie White, rebel flags, Myrtle beach, Myrtle Beach Pavilion :( , exclamation points, judging people, sayin "I'm right" and/or "I told you so", arguing in general, packing stuff off, cross-eyed girls, rubbernecking, using sarcasm, making fun of people, manipulation, confrontation, interrogation, threatening, disappointment, Jerry Springer, Judge Marilyn Milian, Paid Programming/Infomercials, fire (im a pyro), pissing off Kathy while going to Jackson, redneck karaoke, introducing the world to the hit single “God Bless Bandytown”, goats, fishing, chainsaws, bowling, KFC, playing volleyball and walking the fat track at Twilight park, laughing at big black women, talking with a ghetto accent(yo who took a pitcha?), running with scissors, making up words, impersonations, my laptop "Lisa", cell phones, rubber bands, John Deere, walking around without shoes, flip-flops, late night talks, Taser tag, playing logger, grilling out, Unkl Ray's Bar in Hinton, yelling "how much?" at unsuspecting women standing beside the road only to hear them reply "$5", cackling at Savannah yelling "ew...you old woman" to Leo while Lennie Mae is in the area and watching her get madder than hell and storming off, harassing Nikki at Little General, walking into Giovanni's in a ski mask, aggravating the hell out of Judy at Giovanni’s, browsing the porn channels on Directv and laughing at the cheesy names, insulting people selling Fiestaware, crunching on Pork rinds, beating on Jessica's trailer, ICQ, AIM, running from security guards on the fourwheeler, stealing high speed internet where ever I can find it, obsessively watching Hurricane coverage on CNN, Friends of Coal, my bad ass 2004 Alero, Flintstone vitamins, taking pictures for The People of Walmart website and getting into things I’m not supposed to and much more that I don't have room to type...