Timothy
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Bush Voters, Lesbians, and Competitive Eaters
Male
18 years old
Clearwater, Florida
United States
Last Login: 9/4/2008
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Timothy's Interests
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| General | Autoethnography, Cultural Studies, Poker, film, photography, beer. Beer, beer, and beer. Oh, and women. Fights. Troublemaking. Singing songs about lesbians, Bush Voters, competitive eaters, girls who sleep too much, stewardesses, jail, blondes, brunettes, and Maggie Gyllenhaal. New Year's Eves, intoxication, and Charles Bukowski. Wait, those last two are synonyms. | | Music | Check out my music on myspace or my personal music site on entertainment weakly | | Movies | The Big Lebowski, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Fletch, Clerks, Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade, Napoleon Dynamite, Primer | | Television | Sliders, Miami Vice, Dawson's Creek, M*A*S*H, Sliders, Three's Company, Sliders, The West Wing, Sliders | | Books | Henderson the Rain King by Saul Bellow is the greatest book ever written. I really don't need to mention any others. | | Heroes | are also known as grinders, po'boys, Submarines, or hoagies. |
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Timothy's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Napoleon, OH | | Body type: | 6' 0" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Catholic | | Zodiac Sign: | Virgo | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Undecided | | Education: | Post grad | | Occupation: | Hellraiser |
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About me:
Comic/musician/doctoral student... and only slightly mad. New to Pinellas County and looking to meet fun kids who will go out with me, whether it be to the beach or to a club or to Devil Rays games. Special bonus if you're a bright, lighthearted gal, 'cause they're tough to come by.
I study poker, American culture, film, and reflexivity. I drive with the windows down. I play the Yamaha P-80 piano and the Wechter Pathmaker guitar. I drink beer, but I prefer single barrel Kentucky bourbon. I have a crush on Maggie Gyllenhaal.
My blog @ Entertainment Weakly
My music/comedy recordings
I have a music myspace. Check it out!
I have a comedy myspace as well.
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Who I'd like to meet:
...people who know how to have a good time? Single women who can appreciate a home-cooked meal and want to help me tackle my 40-some-bottle wine collection? Devil Rays fans? Smart people?
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