Buffy The Kittie Slayer
Buffy Coburn
I am a puppy!

Female
30 years old
Hurst, Texas
United States



Last Login: 6/14/2009
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    Buffy The Kittie Slayer's Interests
GeneralSlaying cats and toys. Pooping and sleeping.
MusicHeavy Barkin' Metal!!!

I HATE RAP AND HIP HOP, I WOULDN'T EAT THAT SHIT!

MoviesEight Below, Lassie, 101 Dalmatians,Cujo, Man's Best Friend, Must Love Dogs, The Fox And The Hound, Lady And The Tramp, and Snow Dogs
TelevisionScooby Doo, Family Guy (for Brian), Conan O'Brien (when Triumph is on it)
HeroesScooby Doo, and Triumph The Insult Dog

     Buffy The Kittie Slayer's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Texarkana
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:I don't want kids
Occupation:I am a puppy I dont work



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   Buffy The Kittie Slayer's Blurbs
About me:
Bark bark bark bark. Bark bark bark bark, bark bark growl. Bark bark bark. Bark bark bark ruff whimper. Bark bark bark!(Translation by my owner Fish Ass aka Cradle Of Fish: Well I am not 28 like my birthday says in the box at the left. I was born around late or early November, we'll say November 8th,2006, but the birthday thing didn't have a 2006 in the option. Other things about me. I am a puppy not much to say, I poop, pee, eat and sleep. Oh and bite alot. The humans don't like that, but it's my pleasure!

Bark Growl Grrr Growl Bark Bark Bark Growl Grrr (Translation: Apparently you people can't read, I SAID I DO NOT LIKE RAP AND HIP HOP AND THAT I WOULDN'T EAT THAT SHIT, and being a dog I have eaten shit. So all you rappers and hip hopers and lovers of that shit wanting to be my friend, you will be denied. Thank you, have a nice day!

Bark Bark growl growl grr grr bark bark grr (Translation: You people (you know who you are, it that comes off as racist so be it) stop putting requests for my friendship if you are a rapper or hip hop artist or like that shit. I am getting tired of denying folks day in day out. Damn, you people are truly ignorant, if you read this intro and still request to be a friend you are just plain stupid! Same goes for my masters profiles.

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Doggie quiz!!!
What's your name??Buffy The Kittie Slayer
What's your mommy/owners name?Fish Ass
What breed are you?I'unno, I'm just a puppy.
How much did you cost??I was free.
What's your favorite toy?Shoes and slippers (much to my owners chagrin)
Tap water ot bottled water?any water
Do you always walk or are you always carried?I'm a leash pup, but I like to play after I do my doo, so I have to be carried in.
How much do you weigh ?I'unno
Do you wear clothes?I'm a dog, I get to be nekkid 24/7 (except for my flea collar)
Long or short hair?Fluffy
Indoor or outdoor?indoor
Do you sleep with your mommy or in your own bed?My mommy is gone, after I and my sibs were born about 6 weeks later we were givin away, I sleep with my master.
What's your fave color?What the hell kinda question is that, I only see black and white.
Do you chase cats or get along with them?Ima kittie slayer what do you think? Plus I havent actually seen a cat yet
How old are you? (in people years)about 7 weeks
Do you like to go swimming?havent had a chance
Are you fixed?Not yet
What color are your eyes?bluegray
What color is your hair?yellow
Do you get groomed?not yet
Are you potty trained?trying to be
How much do you bark?not much at all
Have you ever bit anyone?for play
Do you believe in interbreedal mating?Well I am a mutt so I guess I gotta
Do you like the bath or hate it?so far hate it
Are you friendly with ther dogs or go you just attack?other than my sibs havent met any other dogs
Does your mommy/owner have a carring bag for you?no
Do you do any doggie sports??no
How cute are you from 1 to 10?100!

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Who I'd like to meet:
Cats so I can slay them.

   


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Buffy The Kittie Slayer has 27 friends.
 Fish 


 Deathlehem aka Cradle Of Fish 


 Benefit For Mark Allen 


 www.myspace.com/dirtykingtxk 


 Penetralia 


 Angie 


 ~♥color my world♥~ 


 Anna 


 Lisa 


 Gator 


 Vicki 


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 Fantasy Logen 


 Choose Your Own Adventure 


 Amanda 


 Sophie B. Hawkins 


 xXx BANDIT xXx 


 chewey 





Buffy The Kittie Slayer's Friends Comments
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Fish





Feb 20 2007 8:21 PM

Her toys mainly consist of my skin and blood. Whatever part of my body she can grab a hold of with her teeth. And shoes and socks and even underwear. Her actual toys go almost untouched.
Lisa





Dec 16 2006 2:41 AM


Merry Christmas Comment Graphics
Anna





Dec 12 2006 12:10 AM

You should see my Jack.... lol Puppy fun!!
Lisa





Dec 11 2006 2:58 AM

Puggles and Buffy need to have a playdate!!
~♥color my world♥~





Dec 10 2006 6:58 PM

cute puppy!
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