Hmmmmmm.... Besides the mundane activities like going to the gym and then going out and making snarky comments about people? Good debate and conversation is always nice. I should hit more museums and the like and get 'cultured,' but that will probably happen when I'm done watching every bad soft core porn on Cinemax on Demand... Definitely need to see more movies (like real ones). Hitting small clubs to see shows. Hanging around people who don't care about things except for tattoos.
Music
Wow, anything really. I go through phases. I was into the Beatles as a kid when everyone else was listening to Thriller. I was into classic rock like Zep and the Who and the Stones when everyone started to get into the Beatles. I was into soul and funk when everyone started to listen to classic rock. I was into Stevie Wonder and Motown when everyone discovered soul and funk. I was into rap, hip-hop, and all that when people got into soul and funk. When people got into the whole rap scene, I was listenin to Elvis. And now that Elvis came back for a bit, I don't know what I'm into, a little punk, I guess. But mix into all that some jazz, some old Sun records stuff, even some opera, and that's what you have. Basically, everything but some whiny-ass crap that kids listen to that all sounds the same. Oh, I definitely am in my Steely Dan and Doobies phase right now. What a Fool Believes. Possibly the most addictive song EVER. I can't believe I forgot to mention also - Pet Sounds - officially my vote for best album of all time. When you blow John Lennon and Paul McCartney away, it has to be good.
Movies
This is way too complex to go into here. If I had to pick the top movies of all time for me? Godfather, Apocalypse Now, Star Wars/Empire, Annie Hall, Gandhi, The Great Escape, Being There, and yes, Citizen Kane. Oh, Papillon. I really liked Napoleon Dynamite. Oh yeah, and also Porky's II: Porky's Revenge. (???)
I guess Old School and Airplane! are the 2 best movies for laughs along with Blazing Saddles and Revenge of the Nerds. Hmmm... I guess that makes it four best movies for laughs, not two.
Television
Why does this section keep getting erased? Motherfucker. OK, Family Guy, Simpsons, anything on Adult Swim. Greg the Bunny. Love the ol' game shows like Price is Right, or Match Game. World Series of Pop Culture. Cooking shows, and not just new school like Emeril or Iron Chef, but some old school Juila Child or Frugal Gourmet action. Even Lidia's Italian Kitchen with that balding lady, Lidia. The cable show genre, like Sopranos, Sleeper Cell, Rome, Curb and Weeds. And I love Homestar Runner, even though it's not TV, it's a web cartoon. Oh, Sanford and Son, All in the Family, What's Happenin', and any other old sitcom that used to be on daytime UHF. Honestly, I don't watch as much as I once did, but cannot stand people who curse the TV. Studies showed certain more highly developed brain functions among those who watch TV than those who don't. Seriously. Google it. It's actually true. Now don't delete this, you my space beeyotches.
Books
Burn them! No, of course not. I think I had some books here and then a virus came along and made everything in my profile say Chelsea MS or some such BS, so obviously the internets don't want me to read.
Heroes
Superman! Beat that, suckers! No one beats Superman! Not even, sadly, THE INCREDIBLE HULK... If I had to pick one hero, though, it would be Rod Roddy (RIP)
Oh, no no no no NO! Not like that! Sweet Jesus!! I meant that, see, I do this funny thing. See?
I was voted "most likely to be on Saturday Night Live" in High School. Yet, somehow, I lost the "class clown" category. Obviously, I was too high brow...
My friend, Stasha says, "you are the greatest 'i have no idea where the line is but some one told me years ago that i crossed it' and yet most sincere and loving man ever!"
Wow and I only had to pay her $100 to say that too!
Other interesting things include that I tried out for the World Series of Pop Culture, am an ordained minister with the Universal Life Church, have performed two weddings, and on a lark and dare stripped for a bachelorette party, where there was a lot of whipped cream on me and body shots.
But, anyway, I don't like talkin' about me too much, really. The above is all you're likely to hear me say about me.
Oh, I think I aspire to be one of the black Jews in Times Square, or the "true Jews" as they call themselves. That would be pretty cool. I hate "the man."
As you can see, I'm trackin' who views this thing now. So if you're one of the people from overseas, from Poland or South Africa, etc, then drop me a line and say hi before you leave!
Um, I don't know what I'm lookin for on here. How about a woman with massive breasts that lactate beer and money? That would be a starting off point.
Hey Eric! Come get funky with me in NYC for FREE! **Saturday, JULY 25th ROCKWOOD MUSIC HALL 196 Allen Street New York, New York 10002 FREE to enter 21+ 7pm SHARP or else you will miss me! www.rockwoodmusichall.com If you need another reminder, please let me know! I'd LOVE to see you there! Laura :-)
Join us at our monthly in Public Assembly on Saturday the 28th as we celebrate the Drrtyhaze release Lazer Sex on Tirk
Darshan will be manning the decks in San Francisco so DJ Drilla (Drrtyhaze) will be joining his partner Doug and Son of Sound for a night of boogie, seminal house, soulful disco, italo-disco and everything else D-I-S-C-O!
A third sponsor beside Speedo and Omega watches has now come out in support of Michael Phelps. It's already been established through National Support Michael Phelps Week, next week, that supporters should show up for work wearing only a Speedo and an Omega watches! Now, supporters can add an accessory to their support by adding the Swim Noodle to their ensemble!
Hey, long time, how's the visitor tracking goin? anyone from crazy places like Poland yet lool. How's the mood over ur side? any backlash yet? ta ta xx
HEY NEW YORK!!! Labeling Deloris is coming up to play CMJ Music Marathon this Friday and they’re ready to give you the performance you’ve been waiting for. The show is only $5 and don’t forget, you can also pick up their new album “I Want Everything” while you are there. Many industry reps will be there so come give LD as much support as you can! Can’t wait to see everyone there!!!
What's up PSS? Haven't been to Bizrooklyn lately, but I just wanted to drop by and leave a footprint. As you might have heard, I'm busy trying to be elected as President of the United States which would be quite a feat for a homeless guy such as myself, but that would sure solve my homelessness problem... for four years anyway!
Cheers, -Gabe
P.S. Beer Pong Tables DO NOT Cause Herpes!!! Read my latest blog, yo!
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