Matt Cronk's Non-Specific Viral Infection's Interests
General
The finer things in life: rock and roll, 9-11, righteous indignation, the comprehensive mocking of other cultures, a good night's sleep, shenannigans of all types, and the gaggle of colorful characters with whom I cavort. What's more, I have a burning contempt for the many hobbies and interests of others and find most of them offensive beyond words.
Music
Melvins, Husker Du, Jesus Lizard, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Mastodon, Tupac, R. Kelly, Bob Dylan, Dr. Dre, The Smiths, The Stones, The Animals, Sex Pistols, The Boss, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Hall and Oates, Neil Young, Most things Motown, Ryan Adams, The Sundays, Cheap Trick, The Cows, Black Flag, Jerry Jeff Walker, Satyricon, Burzum, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, Guided By Voices, Ice Cube, PJ Harvey, Dinosaur Jr, Shudder To think, Oasis, Fugazi, Frank Zappa, Big Black, Lozen, Cro-Mags, Soul Asylum, 400 Blows, Zep, Dio, New York Dolls, Van Halen, Stone Roses, Joni Mitchell, Ornette Coleman, Suicide, Trans Am, Butthole Surfers, Minutemen,Merle Haggard, some other stuff I'm forgetting for the moment.
Movies
I am kept awake nights pondering whether Fletch or The Jerk is the best movie ever. You can probably guess from there.
Television
Sopranos, Simpsons, Family Guy, Aquateen Hunger Force, all varieties of Law and Order, NYPD Blue.
Books
Anything Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, trashy rock biographies, David Sedaris, Henry Miller, and most of the typical misanthropic guy stuff.
Heroes
Rodney Dangerfield, Sammy Davis Jr, Chevy Chase before he turned into a total dick, Ted Kaczinski, Blackbeard the Pirate, Bruce Lee, Detective Sipowitz, Jello Biafra, Hunter S. Thompson, Henry Chinaski, Leslie Neilsen, Ed O'Neil, Jimmy Page, Kurupt, Chris Farley, Larry Flynt, Belush, bank robbers.
Matt Cronk's Non-Specific Viral Infection's Details
Status:
In a Relationship
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Minneapolis, MN
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Religion:
Scientologist
Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
Smoke / Drink:
No / Yes
Children:
I don't want kids
Education:
Some college
Occupation:
National Treasure
Income:
Less than $30,000
Matt Cronk's Non-Specific Viral Infection's Companies
Advanced Integrated Technologies Inc. L.A., N.Y., Tokyo, London., Who Cares VA Kings Joy
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Matt Cronk's Non-Specific Viral Infection's Blurbs
About me: I'm just this dude. I play guitar. I make prank phone calls on TV. I went on Blind Date. I like leather jackets and funny-colored pants. I sell antiques. I sing at weddings for money. I love cats but lack the necessary funds and responsibility to care for one. I have never in my life been capable of sitting through a sporting event in its entirety, be it televised or live. I am pretty sure I don't have kids. I have a smart-assed response to anything you could possibly say. One time I mooned the people waiting in line at Cinespace. When I was 19 I got arrested for being drunk and disorderly at a Billy Graham Crusade. I don't live on a couch anymore. I'm the dick at the Cha Cha Lounge who makes you wait in line.
Who I'd like to meet: The guy who the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp. Also, someone who can fix my amp for free.
Matt Cronk's Non-Specific Viral Infection's Friend Space (Top 7)
Matt Cronk's Non-Specific Viral Infection has 445 friends.
matt cronk, that's your name, what the hell are you doing these days? stopping by to say bonjour and i finally know what qui means now. exciting. sending you lots of love friend!
oh my god, that is the funniest video ever matt! i think that is the perfect description of what drugs do to you! "Is this going to be forever?????" woah boy, hope your well sir, keep me laughin mkay?
Matt, I think it is fucked up that I am your fourth friend and not the first. I mean really, you've got two crummy singing groups and a drummer before me. I have been your best friend for a couple years. I have your phone number in my phone. I made an Obamafied pic for you. I was in the hospital at the same time you were. Please arrange your top friends to reflect these statistics.
Dude, dude, so I gave it some thought and this is what I came up with. You made some good arguments for spot #1, but dude, I gotta put the girl there. I did however put you in front of David, what do you think?
Hey Matt!Cool to be your friend...even on that damn f####ng myspace ;)I'm glad you liked the interview video i did and it's really cool to hear that enormous band called "Butthole Surfers" there , it makes a smile on my face !!! Hope to see you again soon :D! xx
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