Bum wine has the same birthday as me (tomorrow) after I was just swooped away by a Thunderbird last night? Bum wine is no joke, I can't stay awake on that stuff.
Happy Birthday Bumwine. My girlfriend doesn't allow me to drink Cisco after "that night", as we refer to it, when I was put in a 24-hold at the local hospital for a psychiatric eval.
Happy belated birthday, bumwine. You've helped us launch a thousand painful early-morning wine shits; you've scrambled our brains long into the evening with wicked hangovers, and you've helped us through some tough times.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
worst experience of my life? strawberrty cisco followed by 3/4 of a bottle of nighttrain.
i was feeling fine...even pretty good after 3/4 of the bottle of cisco. i was with my brother and i remarked to him that i was feeling pretty drunk. after that i dont remember drinking the nighttrain. he related to me that i drink most of it, started laughing and crying cause my "friend in the bottle" couldnt get out and that i was mandated to free him. he tried to get me to write things down and i guess i told him i wanted to poke his eyes out with the pen in my hand. i apparently crawled around on the ground for a while, groveling and muttering strange things. he then threw water on me which was a tragedy for me because i guess i thought water was acid and it was going to burn my retinas away. i away the next day around 4pm feeling very awful. the hangover lasted for about 2 days afterward. it was the most painful experience in my life. worse than almost having my leg amputated. i cannot believe i actually drank Satan's piss.
