I am the owner of the best rubber clothing company, Anatomic Bomb!
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(http://www.myspace.com/anatomicbombclothing).
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I am passionate about animals and animal welfare. I also love high-heels, fishnets, veils, flowers, salad, juicing, vintage cars, fetish, uniforms, floral perfumes, big petticoats, 50s housewifes, transparent clothes, widow chic, Tamara de Lempicka, Alberto Vargas, pearls, pink champagne, evening gowns, carrots, fluffy tails, cinched waists, sex outdoors, punctuality , environmental causes, negligees, tight pencil skirts, JH Lynch artist
Burlesque
I am closely involved in the 2 best burlesque clubs in the UK:
'The Flash Monkey presents Cabaret Casbah' - A beautiful, bizarre parallel universe found in London. All acts are performed to live music in front of the splendid 'The Flash Monkey' band.
'Club Noir' has hit Scotland's club scene like a thunderbolt. All the acts are unique to the club and are served with lashings of humour, originality and beauty. They have earned cult status and a huge, loyal following.
See Club Noir here
Charities I support
Compassion in World Farming, RSPCA, National Canine Defence League, Greenpeace, CIWF, Dr Hadwen Trust, PETA
Things I hate
Rabbit hutches, real fur clothes, meat, celeb worship,
people who pass off other's ideas as their own, people whose large egos are indirectly proportional to their lack of talent.
Heroes
Catherine the Great, Mary Queen of Scots, Phoolan Devi, Booker T Washington, David Diamanté, Tina Twirls, Daddy Single, Squirky, Gangster Max, Elvira-Mistress of the Dark
"The most beautiful woman I have ever seen on earth. Her performance made me weep for joy. At the end of the night, I showered her with diamonds and begged her to be my sixth and favourite wife. She said no and I feel life is not worth living anymore" Sheikh Abdullah of Al-Baha.
"Bunny Warren was by far the highlight of the evening. Her smile enchanted , her curves entranced, her moves enticed- she stole the show (and my heart)"
"Why are you here? I never hired you. I ordered the roller-skating chimps. Go and phone your agent, it's not my problem" Big Freddie Mason, Manager, Llandudno Miner's Welfare Club
Who I'd like to meet: Fellow burlesquers, artists, designers, photographers, costumiers, fetish fans, people who believe in "beauty without cruelty", comedians, people who endeavour to make the world a more beautiful place.
If you would like to book me, please contact me here or my agent at info@theflashmonkey.biz/ mia@theflashmonkey.biz
Morning gorgeous, I have a little something for you. lol... Was reading Rodger Moores autobiography the other day and came across a page that'd amuse you I think. Can you send me your e.mail add and i'll send the page across? Just incase it hasn't clicked Muse Photography is also Scott (DJ Loveless) from Noir. xx
thanks for the request. tis always a pleasure to see you perform at noir. one day i will let my hands on one of yuor stunning anatomic bomb creations xx
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